First meet. . File: 13801 684741 ltuopg-( 37 HE}, 550x413, ) Anonymous 09/ 25/ 13( leled) 21: Noe? ' 695 Welp Jfio/. I autism's hard today obe at work girl work
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First meet

File: 13801 684741 ltuopg-( 37 HE}, 550x413, )
Anonymous 09/ 25/ 13( leled) 21: Noe? ' 695
Welp Jfio/. I autism's hard today
obe at work
girl works there. the kind that you don' t even want to bone because she makes you feel inadequate
awalk by her everyday. avoid eye contact/ conversation
oreally want to say at least one word to her
oget wild and crazy idea
om purposely bump into her so that I can make eye contact when I say excuse me
chalking down the hall meurthe break room, see jaywalking down in the center ofthe hall
shift myself right to bump into her left shoulder lightly
oi pretend to be reading so it can look like an accident
olook up slightly. see her moving against the wall
adad more aggressively towards her
Ashe notices and moves a bit more
aabout 5 feet away. We gonna miss her
wwithout thinking, take a fat left
Ashe has nowhere to go
winstead of bumping shoulders, I give her a rough chest bump (didn' t feel tits btw)
Ashe falls back. looks up and yells "What the hell?'
otouto apologize but for some reason think she found some humor in this situation
oi was wrong
oi start laughing, keeping eye contact the whole time
iforgot to try to help her up
who gets up looks at me like Fm a retard. and walks away
That' s that. I doubt I hurt my chances too bad.
Pic related. it' s how wild and crazy my plan was
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