Ampelmann's dirty secret.. Check here for more Ampelmann merchandise: I know this might be a little farfetched for some, but to me it's hilarious. I laugh every Ampelmann German Traffic
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Ampelmann's dirty secret.

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I know this might be a little farfetched for some, but to me it's hilarious. I laugh every time I visit Berlin and notice how 'happy' Ampelmann is to see me whenever the traffic light turns green :')

Immelmann (Means literally: little traffic light man) is the symbol shown
on pedestrian signals in the former German Democratic Republic (GDR -
East Germany), now a part of Germany. After the fall of the Berlin Wall,
the acquired cult status and became a popular souvenir
item in the tourism business.
Sure this is all nice and all.. but that isn' t what this post is about. It' s
about the shape of the green man. That arm that is pointing out? Doesn' t
look like an arm to me. It looks like he just has a huge boner...
I mean come on, look at this merchandise sponge..
I know my mind is ruined with perverted thoughts but really? I find it
hillarious how this thing is so insanely popular that there are
merchandise stores EVERYWHERE in Berlin selling Immelmann shaped
be ma kers.
There' s candy.
And much more!
And yes, on most merchandise it really does look like
Immelmann' s arm. But trust me when I say the real thing on
blurs out so much it looks like nothing but a raging
huge boner.
DC by: Reyna
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User avatar #2 - ZeGerman (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Are you from the former GDR? If that's so: Danke für das Ampelmännchen! Hätte nicht gedacht, ihn hier zu finden! ^^
User avatar #3 to #2 - reyna (09/25/2013) [-]
Actually nope, I'm from the Netherlands. I just am living with a Berliner so I spent a lot of time in Berlin and kept seeing Ampelmann and thought it was hilarious how the thing was so popular despite it looking perverted as heck.

Aber Danke Schön fur dein comment, Ampelmann ist sehr 'geil".. ;P
User avatar #1 - breaky (09/25/2013) [-]
it becomes even better in 2012 some politicans wanted to bann the Ampelmännchen because its would misogynistic and changed all off them around Berlin. two months late they changed it back to the Penis-Arm Vision because the them politicans said the old fashion of the Traffic Light Woman wouln´t be modern and would give kids the wrong statmant about woman

sry for my bad english
User avatar #4 - commanderbunbun (09/26/2013) [-]
at first i thought this was gonna be a breaking bad post
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