Ampelmann's dirty secret.. Check here for more Ampelmann merchandise: I know this might be a little farfetched for some, but to me it's hilarious. I laugh every Ampelmann German Traffic
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Ampelmann's dirty secret.

 
Ampelmann's dirty secret.. Check here for more Ampelmann merchandise: I know this might be a little farfetched for some, but to me it's hilarious. I laugh every

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I know this might be a little farfetched for some, but to me it's hilarious. I laugh every time I visit Berlin and notice how 'happy' Ampelmann is to see me whenever the traffic light turns green :')

Immelmann (Means literally: little traffic light man) is the symbol shown
on pedestrian signals in the former German Democratic Republic (GDR -
East Germany), now a part of Germany. After the fall of the Berlin Wall,
the acquired cult status and became a popular souvenir
item in the tourism business.
Sure this is all nice and all.. but that isn' t what this post is about. It' s
about the shape of the green man. That arm that is pointing out? Doesn' t
look like an arm to me. It looks like he just has a huge boner...
I mean come on, look at this merchandise sponge..
I know my mind is ruined with perverted thoughts but really? I find it
hillarious how this thing is so insanely popular that there are
merchandise stores EVERYWHERE in Berlin selling Immelmann shaped
objects...
be ma kers.
There' s candy.
And much more!
And yes, on most merchandise it really does look like
Immelmann' s arm. But trust me when I say the real thing on
blurs out so much it looks like nothing but a raging
huge boner.
DC by: Reyna
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Views: 9765 Submitted: 09/25/2013