mfw mercy. Credits go to Manflino for making this on Feburary 18th, 2013... I always give them a chance to walk away, I put away my weapon and walk away but they never give up, they never learn, death is the only cure.
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mfw mercy

Credits go to Manflino for making this on Feburary 18th, 2013.

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User avatar #2 - gothiczombie (09/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I always give them a chance to walk away, I put away my weapon and walk away but they never give up, they never learn, death is the only cure.
User avatar #26 - dancokacole (09/26/2013) [-]
>Hear bandit cry for mercy
>Fine, I walk away
>Comes and hits me in the back
>You have no idea what you've done
>Equip spells and simultaneously burn him and heal him
>Spend five minutes switching between burning bandit alive and healing him
>Where's the mercy now bandit? Pray to Talos all you want, its not coming.
User avatar #5 - psykobear (09/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If Skyrim would allow it, I would let them go. But they just get back up and keep poking you with their dagger.
User avatar #1 - doristori (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, if you don't he'll just stand back up and keep attacking you.
#14 - higitusfigitus (09/26/2013) [+] (20 replies)
User avatar #44 to #14 - tonyredgrave (09/26/2013) [-]
**tonyredgrave rolls 00**
#34 - muralriver (09/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be dark brotherhood assassin
>Have to find Cicero and kill him
>Get him down to about a quarter of his total hp
>"Mercy mercy for poor cicero"
>He lies on the ground in defeat
>K fine
>Proceed to pickpocket him for that fine ass ebony dagger
>Pick pocketing fails
>"I'll kill you for that!"
>Goes from lying down crippled to charging at me in .2 milliseconds
>Mfw he attacks me
#17 - vatra (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had one bandit that actually truly gave up, when he regained enough health he started running away from me. I ran up behind him and he starts pleading for mercy while running away. I used whirlwind sprint to get ahead of him a ways, he turned around and ran the other way. I then shot him in the back with an arrow. I'm heartless I know.
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
See, I hope they fix this in the next game. Like, when bandits or other enemies yell "I give up" or "Mercy", they stop attacking you and later you can find them in a tavern or on a carriage leaving the area and they thank you for showing them mercy.
User avatar #20 - commontroll (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They definitely should have made it so if they ask for mercy, then you can let them run away. Maybe run into them in cities and villages only now they're former bandits instead of bandits. They go straight and make a living splitting wood and working mills, and thanking you for sparing them.

I would spare all my khajiiti brethren every time.
User avatar #37 - sinonyx (09/26/2013) [-]
"i submit!"
runs away for 2 seconds, turns around and starts attacking you
#35 - paintplayer (09/26/2013) [-]
>Read all about how the bandit just stands up and keeps attacking you if you let him live
>I never knew this because I've never shown mercy
#15 - Freelon (09/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - ihatecarltonbanks (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if only they actually gave up... I'd actually consider it sometimes
User avatar #62 - thomfez (09/26/2013) [-]
There is actually a mod out there that lets them walk away, like when they yell " I yield i yield" they actually yield and either run or walk away
User avatar #61 - jasonvgrace (09/26/2013) [-]
I hated that, because when they cry for mercy and I sheath my weapon, they just stand the fuck up and start swinging their sword at me, and if they're not bandits if they go on the ground then you have mercy on them they say

"I'll let you live this time"
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#51 - thechosentroll (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I never even knew they begged for mercy. I usually prefer the "sneaky sneaky, shooty shooty" play style, so most of the bandits I've encountered suffered from a severe case of "arrow to the back of the skull". Even if they did beg for mercy, I was probably too far away to hear them. The daggers to the back were instakills, too.
Yeah, I never even knew they begged for mercy. I usually prefer the "sneaky sneaky, shooty shooty" play style, so most of the bandits I've encountered suffered from a severe case of "arrow to the back of the skull". Even if they did beg for mercy, I was probably too far away to hear them. The daggers to the back were instakills, too.
#48 - tffan (09/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Usually when I'm betrayed like that or something I make sure to use a soul gem to kill them so that their souls go to the worst place possible, the Soul Cairn. You' think they'd totally worship you or something if they knew you had the power to determine their afterlife.
User avatar #29 - tazpy ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
Beat the shit out of a bandit.
"I yield, I yield!"
Gets up and starts attacking again.

This always annoyed me to no end.
User avatar #4 - sinery (09/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I take my time to neatly place a double Fireball in their face.
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