656th post...please be gentle. . i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me
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656th post...please be gentle

i could go into the kitchen and
make soup right now. i could chop
up a whole onion and put it in
there and nobody could stop me. i
could put cereal in it. i could
dump the whole bowl onto the
floor and roll around in it naked
while barbie girl plays and then
order ten of those 7 foot long
gummy snakes online and nobody
could do a goddamned thing.
being an adult is terrifying
this is too much power for one
person to have
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#5 - teckemeier (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tumblr may be stupid and annoying a lot of the time but once in a while they do make some good points
Tumblr may be stupid and annoying a lot of the time but once in a while they do make some good points
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#8 - orhlay has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#16 to #15 - goll (09/25/2013) [-]
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#23 - cardanbar (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he just described this guys life
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Good job light bulb, I knew you could do it.
User avatar #12 to #10 - roflstorm (09/25/2013) [-]
He's all grown up now.
#56 - EdwardNigma (09/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I love living in a first world country with all that freedom and 						****					.   
Because I have the money and the ability to do all that and more very effectively, and no matter how weird people find it, theres not a goddamn thing they can do about it.
I love living in a first world country with all that freedom and **** .
Because I have the money and the ability to do all that and more very effectively, and no matter how weird people find it, theres not a goddamn thing they can do about it.
#25 - chinesehandcuffs (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**chinesehandcuffs rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at "Was that my tooth?" ** < too much power
#19 - fireviking (09/25/2013) [-]
kind of related, i guess
User avatar #21 - dawdawdwa (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You can:
Watch German porn dressed as Iggle Piggle or do cocain while you`re babysitting.
User avatar #30 to #21 - Durp (09/26/2013) [-]
and*
#148 - swagloon (09/26/2013) [-]
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#121 - twelveinchessoft (09/26/2013) [-]
can't stop me
#26 - mitchr (09/26/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Indeed it is too much power, just like the ability to point out that the responder's username was Dave-Vriska, and then adding a Homestuck gif next to it, firmly entrenching ones' self into a 						*********					 of red thumbs.
Indeed it is too much power, just like the ability to point out that the responder's username was Dave-Vriska, and then adding a Homestuck gif next to it, firmly entrenching ones' self into a ********* of red thumbs.
#29 to #26 - warzon (09/26/2013) [-]
All I Heard Was A Chainsaw.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/25/2013) [-]
inb4 howtobasic
#140 - tazpy (09/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 - legendbassist (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No one man should have all dat Power
#34 - almightybenjamin (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#151 - ionblight (09/26/2013) [-]
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#131 - rosietheamazon (09/26/2013) [-]
add a pile of bills in there and that covers it.    
   
it's pretty bad.
add a pile of bills in there and that covers it.

it's pretty bad.
#130 - gibroner ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
I may be an adult in the eyes of the law but in reality I'm just a tattooed child that can buy tobacco
#24 - zombiesnipertwo (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dumping soup on the floor?
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There was once a quote I heard (from Tumblr, actually), that "Nobody is actually an 'adult', we're all just children trying to act like we are" or something to that effect
User avatar #27 to #18 - demonicchimera (09/26/2013) [-]
Oh that one saying that nobody grows up, that we just pretend to be adults because that's what society expects of us? The one said by a teacher spinning on his swivel chair?
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