Potty Parking. OC. I'm 22 now. I still half cry half laugh myself to sleep. Don't judge me. I was planning on making a confession bear- but there wasn't enough
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Potty Parking

OC. I'm 22 now. I still half cry half laugh myself to sleep. Don't judge me.
I was planning on making a confession bear- but there wasn't enough room to explain myself. So I made this. And yes, in case anyone wants to know- this really did happen.

Let me know if there are any errors so I can change them.

When I was little,
symbol on the
restrooms was a picture of someone using
the toilet, and it was the "Potty" symbol.
always represented the bathroom.
Luci
PARKING
or course when I saw the same symbol in the closest parking
spots to the store- I figured that if people had emergency
potty moment; they had close parking spots to get in fast.
lasing tne- this was a very logical assumption considering I
only saw the symbols on bathrooms and right out frontal
the Morell
vented in passing
those spots unless -
yet people still did. '
And so I keet my eye out....
And to my displeased-
Someone
I arching towards us
I watched and waited within the store to
see if she would indeed use the potty.
So I decided to confront her ...
I told her she was being bad and "amoosing" that
spot and should be ashamed of herself. She had no
right to park there when it was meant for people who
She proceede to yell at me and tell me
she had a "disease" and that I was a "little **** ".
She kept screaming that I should be slapped
for being rude to an adult!
But the people around me stuck up for me and told
her that her "disease" was curable by WALKING
for change. And that instead of stuffing her face
every waking moment, she should use any chance
She ended up getting into a huge Fight with some of
the customers, and my mother randomly came around
the corner and told me it was time to check out (she
had no idea I was involved in the Hamplanet
rampage.)
I walked away thinking I was the "potty Savoir" and
I made myself a Potty Symbol badge when I got
home in hopes of being the new enforcer of potty.
When I was 18, my mom gave me an old box of crafts I
had made when I was little.
I saw the familair blue of the edge of my potty
badge!
I was " ex ited!
potty badge!
had forgoted all about the
Clearly not the Potty
Symbol
I' m still coping with what I have done...
...
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Submitted: 09/24/2013
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#356 - Ristay (09/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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OP here, if anyone wants to see the badge?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4811418/Potty+Badge/
User avatar #11 - mastersaturday (09/25/2013) [+] (17 replies)
You chewed out an obese person for abusing the handicap system. You did at age five what most people don't have the balls to do at age thirty.
#24 - thisotherdude (09/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Genuinely funny OC   
>OP is a girl but treats it as entirely irrelevant   
>OP inadvertently chewed out ham beast  for abusing handicap parking at 5   
   
Thank you OP, thank you for reminding me that despite all it's 						******					 parts there's some good on this site, and it's worth fighting for.
>Genuinely funny OC
>OP is a girl but treats it as entirely irrelevant
>OP inadvertently chewed out ham beast for abusing handicap parking at 5

Thank you OP, thank you for reminding me that despite all it's ****** parts there's some good on this site, and it's worth fighting for.
#3 - dezzka (09/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm going to use this TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES!
#25 - Freelon (09/25/2013) [-]
hamplanet rampage
User avatar #2 - Ristay (09/24/2013) [+] (12 replies)
And as I just post this... I see I wrote familiart.....

WELP
#43 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - lowlifescarecrow (09/24/2013) [-]
You were right, but for the wrong reasons I guess.
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That was pretty cute and funny. Please stay on FJ, its things like this that make my break from work better.
#66 - arcanezero (09/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
op looks so adorable as a child
User avatar #68 to #66 - mutzaki ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
You mean the drawing looks adorable. People often draw themselves to look better than what they are/were, you know.
#15 - habanaro (09/25/2013) [-]
This is the best OC I"ve seen in a long time! Way to go, OP.
#183 - kaycie (09/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#20 - I Am Monkey (09/25/2013) [-]
Has science gone too far? A comic made by a girl that's actually funny?
Most girl comic makers on funnyjunk just half-ass some "art" then make the punchline "i am girl" and wait for the thumbs to roll in.
#6 - skyelinesunrise (09/24/2013) [-]
to be fair some extreme emergency bathroom moments should qualify for a handicap situation
#203 - silvermarsh (09/25/2013) [-]
Saved from some post I can't remember. Never thought it would be relevant.
#136 - koobzacc (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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"Potty Savoir"

That typo was fancy as ****
User avatar #269 - aurelianopeachdoor (09/25/2013) [-]
I thought she was going to end up taking a **** in public.
User avatar #1 - itsthatguyagain ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
The best thing about being a kid is being able to make these mistakes.
#27 - mrswagly ONLINE (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Please make more comics, this was very good. They don't have to be stories about yourself though. Like you don't have to draw a character of yourself in all of your comics. It could just be some random characters all the successful comic makes make like C&A, Dorkly, and Olaf do. I think that's why I see most OC get shot down on FJ when they try to make a cartoon image of themselves and tell life stories that end up only being funny to themselves, not saying yours wasn't funny though. I'm just giving advice though, you can do whatever you want.
#55 - kaboomz (09/25/2013) [-]
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> hurr durr hurrrr
> STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
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