Back on the market. . Caitlynn is now single, . moron: . Like rt, this. I Hike- weoo back on the market. what you doin tonight girl? about 2 hours ago Caitlin's
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Back on the market

Caitlynn is now single, . moron: . Like
rt, this.
I Hike- weoo back on the market. what you doin tonight
girl?
about 2 hours ago
Caitlin's. Actually, my boyfriend was hit by a car a few
months ago. I just got around to changing my status but still
not over it, Sorry.
about an hour ago
one, ******* .
about an hour ago
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Submitted: 09/24/2013
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User avatar #32 - vegitolikesnipples (09/25/2013) [-]
Mike needs to delete his comment to make Jason seem like an inconsiderate prick
User avatar #31 - tuckthisphit (09/25/2013) [-]
want another shot..
#30 - FredLol (09/25/2013) [-]
**FredLol rolled a random image posted in comment #6101 at Brony board **
MFW
User avatar #26 - wizzerdofaus (09/25/2013) [-]
Shut your ******* mouth Jason.
#24 - vaskaduzea (09/25/2013) [-]
now the only thing Mike has to do is to delete his comment
User avatar #14 - redrex (09/25/2013) [-]
that doesn't make him an *******
User avatar #17 to #14 - Yojimbo (09/25/2013) [-]
Opportunist = *******
User avatar #21 to #17 - psydoc (09/25/2013) [-]
Is he really being an opportunist though? I mean sure, he thought he saw an opportunity, but it's not like he's acting in an unprincipled way. He hasn't jettisoned his principles in order to take advantage of a situation. He just asked a girl out who said she is single.
User avatar #34 to #21 - Yojimbo (09/25/2013) [-]
Because he's just another Facebook vulture. He bides his time circling around the girl's relationship, maybe trying to flirt, and the second he see's an opening, he jumps right in to exploit it. It's insensitive. Many couples go through tiffs that they work out within a day. Most people would agree that once someone leaves a relationship, you give them time before jumping in to nab the rebound.
User avatar #20 to #17 - crazycommando (09/25/2013) [-]
depends if you have morals or not
User avatar #19 to #17 - nocta ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
lolikikolik thumbed you both down, i thumbed you up aswell
User avatar #12 - sketchysketchist (09/25/2013) [-]
That's why so many people ask; "O nu, wat hapend"?
But then you most likely will get, "I don't wanna talk about it".
User avatar #9 - ThatFuckingGuy (09/25/2013) [-]
"OH YEAH BECAUSE I TOTALLY KNEW THAT HAPPENED"
User avatar #8 - qwarthos (09/25/2013) [-]
I thought jason was saying caitlyn was an *******
#6 - maetira (09/25/2013) [-]
That moment when you realize her boyfriend isn't dead, she just doesn't want to be with a cripple..
#5 - anonymous (09/25/2013) [-]
Can you really blame him for trying?
#4 - imcadence ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
this is the exact same thing i said this morning
#3 - anonymous (09/24/2013) [-]
How the **** was he meant to know that? Admittedly he came across as a dick but what the **** ?
User avatar #18 to #3 - remsaman (09/25/2013) [-]
"back on the market. what you doing tonight"

i dont know about anybody else, but in my views, if you hit on someone as soon as they become single, youre an ******* .
User avatar #22 to #18 - psydoc (09/25/2013) [-]
That hits on exactly what I don't understand about this because it's not that she just became single (in fact that apparently happened months ago) it's that she just announced to all of her Facebook friends that she's single. What did she expect to happen?

I imagine that she 1) didn't really think about the message she was putting out, 2) was hoping for some attention despite the fact that she's not ready to start dating, or 3) Mike wasn't the guy she was interested in.
User avatar #27 to #22 - jellybaby (09/25/2013) [-]
She was changing her relationship status you ******** . That's not announcing it to everybody, it's changing a god damn status.
User avatar #35 to #27 - psydoc (09/25/2013) [-]
I hate Facebook, so I could be wrong, but I thought when you change your relationship status a notice is sent to all your Facebook friends. Also as I understand it, there are other choices besides "single" or "in a relationship".
User avatar #36 to #35 - jellybaby (09/26/2013) [-]
There's a lot of choices for that status. I don't really see what's wrong with changing a relationship status on a social website. If (I'm going to assume) your partner is dead, you'd want to change your status from being in a relationship with them to single. The guy could have at least known some major things that happen in her life before hitting on her. Not only that, but he would obviously assume she just left a relationship, and hitting on her right away is a dick move.
Oh, and sorry for calling you a ******** . I just really like that word.
Anyway, shall we agree to disagree and part peacefully?
User avatar #15 to #3 - destaice (09/25/2013) [-]
Because she'd probably have at least 50-100 mourning pictures/messages on her facebook page which he should have payed attention
User avatar #7 to #3 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/25/2013) [-]
Mouseover the spoiler thingy is fun, it shakes the screen.
User avatar #2 - lusir (09/24/2013) [-]
Why would Mike be the ******* ?....How could he know that her bf died....
User avatar #28 to #2 - jellybaby (09/25/2013) [-]
I dunno, I think if you're actually interested in someone, know some basic happenings in their day-to-day life.
#1 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
Jason is an 						*******					, he threw Mike under the bus to get a swoop in on Caitlynn taking the compassionate angle.    
   
I'm on to you Jason.   
   
MFW
Jason is an ******* , he threw Mike under the bus to get a swoop in on Caitlynn taking the compassionate angle.

I'm on to you Jason.

MFW
User avatar #25 to #1 - hankmccoy (09/25/2013) [-]
i'm just saiyin' the bitch was over it enough to change the status.
User avatar #23 to #1 - psydoc (09/25/2013) [-]
I think we all agree that Jason is an ******* . Now someone get on Facebook and let him know. Post the pic below.
User avatar #13 to #1 - wellimnotsure (09/25/2013) [-]
mike is a douche, Jason is an ******* and they secretly wanna bang each other.......facebook
User avatar #10 to #1 - jasonthebomb (09/25/2013) [-]
Well excuse you.
#11 to #10 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
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