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It was a wooden spoon too...

Forgive me Father for I have aimed.
So my dad was ) an In the meet hear has the ant; we Who
know ) He math» turns he me and 5335 n that you wouldnt even wipe it
down If Jesus ‘ were coming to dinner!"
I leaked dead In the eye and sand already had has last
He smacked me with a spoon. :{
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#11 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
****					... It's happening.
**** ... It's happening.
#10 - undeadZeik (09/25/2013) [-]
>Be 14
>ask dad why we have such a long weekend for easter
>Dad says "Well why do you think we have good friday?"
>Dad super religious
>Look at him expressionless
>"Because Jesus hid eggs from children?"
>Mother bursts out laughing
>In tears
>Dad looks at me like i'm about to be disowned
#2 - whiteblob (09/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I thought it was a creepy story and since it was short it was gonna be something really creepy but the creepy never came.
#16 - xtremedeath (09/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Supper.... you are old as **** if you still say supper
User avatar #17 to #16 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2013) [-]
The famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci portraying Jesus Christ and his apostles is called Last Supper
#21 - spicycuscus ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
aaww not the spoon
aaww not the spoon
User avatar #26 - CatholicPriest (09/25/2013) [-]
all is forgiven, my child. Not really, burn in hell
#33 - empithree ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
master of warfare
#30 - spiritofvengeance (09/25/2013) [-]
oh, but the Lord forgiveth
oh, but the Lord forgiveth
#29 - schrutebucks (09/25/2013) [-]
not funnyyyy
not funnyyyy
User avatar #1 - niteghost (09/24/2013) [-]
Forgive me father for I have aimed
User avatar #39 - curveball (09/25/2013) [-]
please father - machete
Dad's fw
User avatar #35 - sarabearrawr (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me
>5 years old
>Mother asks me what I think Christmas is for
>"Presents and Santa?"
>Mother sits down with me for a good hour, explaining Jesus and how he died for his sins
>I look up at her and say "Jesus? That's a funny name"
>Walk away and play with barbies or some ****
Please not my mother is a Hyper Christian, so I've grown up with this story being told at every family even.
#36 to #35 - Blasphemer (09/25/2013) [-]
For the love of **** don't tell them, I had to spend just one night out, apologize and "admit I am wrong", few more visits to church and now in charge of going with my lil sis to church every Easter and Christmas. I was lucky.
User avatar #34 - noblekira (09/25/2013) [-]
>I am a chrstian
>Mother works in a church
>Be watching the walking dead
>mother "You shouldn't watch that! you're a christian you shouldnt believe in that stuff"
>me "Mam, we worship i guy that came back from the dead, what could be more relevant"
>Hit with TV remote
#32 - asheskirata ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
It's okay OP, we're both going to hell in every religion that has a hell.
User avatar #28 - lateday (09/25/2013) [-]
I thought this would be a joke about cum because of the "wipe off" thing...
User avatar #19 - ethank (09/25/2013) [-]
at least it wasn't a frozen metal spoon. that's gotta hurt...
User avatar #15 - ihatem (09/25/2013) [-]
I never understood why someone takes offense for someone like that
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