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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - iliketires
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The elusive penis is also known to get bonerfied at the worst of times as well, like when you're in public wearing sweatpants or in the community shower or when you're in your daily tickle fight with your friend Dan.
User avatar #148 to #4 - thedarkestrogue
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I don't wear sweatpants, i don't shower in public nor did i dorm in college and the only person i get in tickle fights with is a girl.....
I don't understand your pain.
User avatar #5 to #4 - makonius
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Truer words were never said.
User avatar #9 to #4 - uaeesd
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this can be avoided if you flex your leg muscles or arm muscles since the blood will flow trough to the muscle istead of to your dick
#12 to #9 - flickie
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Because men can't use muscles and maintain an erection at the same time.

Which is why no muscles are used in having sex.

Men just collapse and lay there like jellyfish.
#53 to #12 - Zaxplab
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Well, that's pretty much what I do.
Well, that's pretty much what I do.
User avatar #13 to #12 - uaeesd
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you should try it some time works for me
#14 to #13 - flickie
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The day I sprout a penis, it'll be the first thing I do!
The day I sprout a penis, it'll be the first thing I do!
#18 to #14 - bann
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To be fair you mostly use your hips and abs for sex...depending on the position I suppose
#20 to #18 - flickie
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..Not if you're doing it right..
#59 to #20 - bann
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Fair enough, I suppose I'm not paying much attention to that in the act. My work speaks for itself.
#79 to #59 - flickie
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Sex is an art, and you... Are a master.
User avatar #226 to #79 - dapianoman
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A master-bator

huehuehuehueheuh
#341 to #79 - bann
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well my previous, blue as the sea account was called strictlypornos
User avatar #11 to #4 - PenguinsOfMars
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Or when you're watching Rescue Me
User avatar #27 to #4 - I Am Monkey
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It's not so illusive on the internet...
User avatar #135 to #4 - thorstoned
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I somtimes get it while working in the grocery store, and it keeps going up and down for 30min and up til an hour. And it really dosent work well trying to hide it under the belt (it's not very comfertable).
User avatar #238 to #4 - missrainbowdash
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К счастью, я живу в России, поэтому я не придется иметь дело с гомосексуалистами хахаха
#257 to #4 - zourch
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User avatar #294 to #4 - hydraetis
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Or when you're around a bunch of little kids.
#7 to #4 - RyanJK
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"elusive penis"
#271 to #4 - rlikr
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and that is the very reason i don't wear sweatpants any more
User avatar #88 to #4 - tentoedsloth
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Which is why you shouldn't wear sweatpants in public.
#38 to #4 - herodan
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My names Dan......
#56 to #38 - qosfortyone
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how are the tickle fights going?
how are the tickle fights going?
#306 to #38 - iliketires
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We meet again, Daniel.
We meet again, Daniel.
#8 - wesergold
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what are you saying boner? little timmy fell down a well again?
User avatar #150 to #8 - thedarkestrogue
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**** Timmy let him drown. Your boner sees a girl it likes.
#204 to #8 - lamarisagoodname
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#24 to #8 - stijnverheye
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follow your boner and rescue timmy !!
User avatar #23 - infinitereaper
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Sometimes I get a boner because I think about how awkward it would be to get a boner
#334 to #23 - climbmax
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User avatar #54 to #23 - RisenLichen
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Usually when I'm outside in my pajama pants.
User avatar #73 to #23 - alstorp
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Wow
User avatar #26 to #23 - fooljamable
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In large crowds, usually
#90 to #23 - ultratoaster
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User avatar #94 to #90 - iceholder
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That's what she said?
User avatar #45 - captainoptimist
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I've never had trouble identifying what the pleasant throbbing and wetness in my vaginal area indicated. Maybe I'm just more in tune with my body than most girls?
User avatar #259 to #45 - xorioz
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For some reason i did not get a boner. not that it didn't turn me on ....
User avatar #270 to #45 - Durp
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I'm with you on that. It's pretty easy to tell if you're turned on or not. I don't need to spring a banana to know.
User avatar #332 to #45 - kylarak
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Sometimes it is hard to tell. Like, you get the same sensation when you have to pee, but only slightly, and when you're horny.

It's actually pretty common.
User avatar #111 to #45 - trevcars
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Oh, baby
User avatar #121 to #45 - pikininja
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure most girls know when they're horny or not. :/
#107 to #45 - daix
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Go on
#55 to #45 - nargogh
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I wonder how many boners this comment caused
User avatar #97 to #55 - iceholder
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**iceholder rolls 571,250,799** Number of boners.
#116 to #97 - harleycurnow
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Make that 571,250,800...
#92 to #55 - diegotan
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Actually I got a boner from that comment.
Actually I got a boner from that comment.
User avatar #212 to #55 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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I can say for a fact that that number is greater than or equal to one.
User avatar #207 to #55 - yipkendu
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It's funny because she tried to say it like a gentle(wo)man but it still sounds hot
User avatar #133 to #55 - aback
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No, because she is probably some chunky disgusting chick
#272 to #133 - rlikr
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i got one
User avatar #358 to #133 - captainoptimist
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Ouch! I am not, for the record. Jeez.
User avatar #222 to #133 - sequel
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But wouldn't it feel nice to think of the opposite adjectives?
#3 - McCockAFucker
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yeah but girls can make our soldiers stand with a simple handshake. we need to wiggle around her switches until something clicks
User avatar #330 to #3 - disniggahere
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some of the common areas, that I've noticed, that will get them frisky are: earlobes, quads right above the knee or the back of their legs, neck, forearms. Once you get them nekkid, their best spots are the nipples, inner thigh, waist, buttcheeks, back. You have to take your time, make it last for them some girls will take up to 30min of foreplay before you can get them all hot and wet, so take the time to explore her erotic regions and rock her world
User avatar #348 to #330 - Furubatsu
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As a lady-creature I can verify this
User avatar #356 to #348 - disniggahere
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i knew all my poking and prodding wasn't in vain
User avatar #202 to #3 - supamonkey
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"It's like cracking a safe by hand whilst getting the temperature right in a hotel shower."
- Jimmy Carr.
#15 to #3 - Furubatsu
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semi relevant
#60 - heartlessrobot
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Except, you know, girls don't have to deal with 6 throbbing inches bulging in their pants. Especially sucks when you're wearing athletic shorts.
#292 to #60 - iStanley
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Six inches. I only wish.
User avatar #100 to #60 - heartlessrobot
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Quick question, do girls find boner-bulges in pants arousing?
User avatar #105 to #100 - kaycie
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honestly id rather feel it than see it
User avatar #113 to #105 - heartlessrobot
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But you might get odd looks rubbing a dude's crotch in public.
#120 to #113 - kaycie
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ideally it would be in private    
like if you're flirting with a guy at a party and feel it when he's standing behind you its the hottest thing ever
ideally it would be in private
like if you're flirting with a guy at a party and feel it when he's standing behind you its the hottest thing ever
#122 to #120 - heartlessrobot
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YFW
I'd feel a lot better about this boner if I were single.
#124 to #122 - kaycie
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Comment Picture
#131 to #124 - heartlessrobot
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User avatar #140 to #120 - seaofcoltrane
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Really?
User avatar #65 to #60 - SquishyHaribo
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I wouldn't start that otherwise you're going to get some horror stories about badly timed periods...
User avatar #69 to #65 - heartlessrobot
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Yeah, I'll bet those suck, but those happen once a month. And no one thinks less of you if you're having your period around small children, at a horse farm, or at a funeral.
User avatar #76 to #69 - SquishyHaribo
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oh no man I fully understand you... the one that appears just as you're heading towards the swimming pool from the changing room or when you wake up with a mate sleeping in the room and you have to pee but you still have morning glory

I'm just saying this type of thing is usually met with some pretty hideous stories that you don't want to hear...
User avatar #127 to #76 - cormy
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>and you have to pee.
This is an important point I like to bring up. Based on my own personal experience, I tend to get the random boners more often when either my bowels or bladder are full, for my bowels especially so.
User avatar #152 to #127 - heartlessrobot
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It's because it's putting pressure on your prostate.
User avatar #160 to #152 - cormy
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I'm aware and it is this fact that makes me want to try anal at some point. I'm not gay, I like women... and anal stimulation
STRAP-ON IT IS!
User avatar #200 to #160 - heartlessrobot
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Well, I'm bi so dude or chick with strap-on would work. And you could try a vibrator.
User avatar #209 to #200 - cormy
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Well, while we're being so open... I already have, with my mother's.
User avatar #211 to #209 - heartlessrobot
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I'm about ready to steal from the nearest sex toy store cuz I'm too young to buy a toy, and the household objects I use for toys end up producing a concerning amount of blood.
User avatar #216 to #211 - cormy
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Yeah I haven't used anything other than my fingers and the vibrator because I'm afraid of that, though I'm thinking a peeled and cut down Zuchini would probably be alright, stiffer than a cucumber and softer than a banana(with the peel on). I've also seen some weird push-erasers that were in plastic containers that looked about the right shape. Maybe also just get a wood broomstick and cut off the end to use? Even though it's wood, they're usually okay because of the wax coating on the outside and they're well sanded. I haven't really felt the need to go out and buy anything yet...
User avatar #218 to #216 - heartlessrobot
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I've got a wooden ball handle cane I use, but it's really wide and hurts a lot.
User avatar #219 to #218 - cormy
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If it hurts, why use it?
User avatar #220 to #219 - heartlessrobot
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Because it feels good too.
#83 to #76 - cplkoeksuster
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I'm sickened, but curious.
#84 to #83 - SquishyHaribo
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I'll leave you to it. I've heard enough.
I'll leave you to it. I've heard enough.
#233 to #69 - tastycrisps
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Hold your horses there bub



She is not exaggerating, but however some girls are blessed with less suffering
User avatar #235 to #233 - heartlessrobot
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I'm not gonna keep reading that. And didn't they invent tampons for a reason?
User avatar #237 to #235 - tastycrisps
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Can't predict surprises

And you can't have that **** shoved in ya for days at a time or you could get seizures
User avatar #239 to #237 - heartlessrobot
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But I'm pretty sure they happen on a general cycle.
User avatar #244 to #239 - tastycrisps
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yeah but they can vary by a week or more

very few have predictable menstrual cycles, especially in teenhood
#98 to #60 - drainbramage
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Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
User avatar #102 to #98 - heartlessrobot
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I'm not entirely sure how to interpret that.
#103 to #102 - drainbramage
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You set a high standard for my dick.
You set a high standard for my dick.
User avatar #108 to #103 - heartlessrobot
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I thought 6 inches was average. And if you think your dick is too small, use your tongue more.
#143 to #108 - xnotcreative
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If you really need 6 inches or more to please a woman, that's kinda sad.

I mean... My pointer finger is only 3 inches but I could still make a girl climax with it.

All I'm trying to say is: If your dick is about as long as your finger, and your finger can make her cum, you have nothing to worry about as long as you know how to work it.
User avatar #326 to #143 - deathstare
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Unless your dick can bend upwards to hit her G spot, it's nothing like your finger.
User avatar #146 to #143 - heartlessrobot
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Yes but I'm sure girls appreciate the use of tongue.
#149 to #146 - xnotcreative
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Yeah, but you're telling people that if they're lacking down there, then they should use their tongue.

It doesn't matter what size you are, a girl will always like a bit of tongue action down there. Especially when you can use both your fingers AND tongue.
User avatar #112 to #108 - drainbramage
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6 inches is about average, I was making a joke at my expense.






I am not a funny man.


Sound advice though.
User avatar #104 to #60 - vortexrain
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Implying I have a six inch. God must hate me.
User avatar #110 to #104 - heartlessrobot
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If you think it's too small, use your tongue more.
User avatar #114 to #110 - vortexrain
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Implying I'll get the chance anytime soon.
User avatar #115 to #114 - heartlessrobot
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Rohypnol is a wonderful thing.
User avatar #118 to #115 - vortexrain
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I'm unaware of a location at which I could acquire such a thing.
#119 to #118 - heartlessrobot
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User avatar #1 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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They're also a good alert that you have a full bladder after you wake up.
#99 - grubbug
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school just so happens to be during the worst ******* time...natures way of saying "yo dawg, time to learn how to deal with hiding a boner on a daily basis, why not do it during school hours, with all your friends around, and also a time limit on lesson classes so you might get caught?"
User avatar #240 to #99 - tastycrisps
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Try realizing that your uterus decided to tear itself apart right in the middle of a two hour class and it's liquid remains are seeping their way though your panties, pants, and pooling on the seat.

Then try rapidly devising a plan to rush to the bathroom as subtly as possible, all acting on a ticking-time-bomb that's quickly making it's way down butt crack gorge and into pantie flats.
#258 to #99 - anon id: cf9e6bed
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loos pants tight jeans. or tight pants loos jeans.
#262 to #99 - anon id: 9eb4958b
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I knew a guy in highschool that would flat out be like "hold on I got a no-reason-boner, lemme readjust" it was just funny enough to not be super awkward.
#154 - unbelievable
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Penises...