I'm on a diet. my current record is 54000. CALORIES ‘runs Ml ANDREW [' g 21513
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I'm on a diet

my current record is 54000

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Submitted: 09/24/2013
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#5 - geometric (09/24/2013) [+] (16 replies)
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#6 to #5 - include (09/24/2013) [-]
Yes I would.   
Yes I would.

#1 - bipolarprobe (09/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Haha, ******* casual
#2 - fightingirishman (09/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
54,000 calories. Jesus Hungry Christ, that's the equivalent of eating more than 29 Little Caesar's pepperoni pizzas but let's be honest here, you can go through one of those pies so fast it's like you're inhaling it.
#12 - metalmind (09/24/2013) [+] (16 replies)
My record was 24000.
It was a whole Fürst Pückler Cake.
I didn't eat anything for 2 days after that.

It may not look like much but it's a cake made out of whip cream, fudge pudding cream, several layers of jam/marmelade and the bottom plus a sugar glazing.
Coukdn't find the picture of a big one though.
#11 - smileulz (09/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Pizza is love, Pizza is Life. Pizza is Peace. No one is shooting guns when pizza is being masticated.
Pizza is love, Pizza is Life. Pizza is Peace. No one is shooting guns when pizza is being masticated.
User avatar #3 - molestedbeggar ONLINE (09/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i probably eat less than 1000 calories a day.
i blame the internet.
User avatar #58 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why is the pizza the only colored thing?
Is it supposed to appeal to fatties?
User avatar #61 to #58 - akkere ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
It's symbolic to the fact that no matter how black and white your world might seem be, pizza will bring it color.

I really have no ******* clue.
#69 - lolfire (09/25/2013) [-]
There's no calories in heroin.
#46 - freakyfingers (09/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw I'm diabetic and I'm required to count
#51 to #46 - ihaveablackfrend (09/24/2013) [-]
I think you spelled diabeetus wrong
#49 - unbelievable (09/24/2013) [-]
#57 - ausamo (09/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#43 - robdabob (09/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It called Malcolm in the middle because he's always deep in **** .
#44 to #43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2013) [-]
You're a failure.
User avatar #14 - Falkor (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's about as bad as college kids using those "blood alcohol level self tests" at bars which were supposed to see if you were ok to drive to see who could get the highest (BAC) that is the reason many, many bars have removed or don't use them ... especially around campuses
User avatar #55 - oliviersans (09/25/2013) [-]
I eat more than anyone I have ever met. Whenever people ask me where I put the food I say in my dick )
User avatar #74 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't think I've ever counted my maximum number of calories, but I average 3-5 thousand daily so that's something.
#67 - iamphoenix (09/25/2013) [-]
Just bulkin', brah.
User avatar #66 - lazypaul (09/25/2013) [-]
I have a calorie counter app on my phone and I'm using it to try and gain weight so I can move up a weight class in wrestling without being much smaller than the other guys. **** sucks man, eating is becoming a chore.
#39 - stallioncock (09/24/2013) [-]
My records at 53,594.
#31 - creepyunclebob (09/24/2013) [-]
I have never counted calories in my life, so I don't know my record. Is a medium Domino's cheese pizza inhaled in half an hour a lot? I don't feel like it is.
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