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User avatar #22 - dunkleosteus ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm pretty content the way i am, but the teleportation would be sick. No more 1.5 hour commute to class, I could go for day trips to the amazon or to europe or some **** and sleep in my own bed everynight. I don't think I'd be a criminal just because it doesn't seem like a fun way to live or like I would be proud of myself. **** , if we can teleport places (doesn't seem to be any restrictions on how far I can teleport) I could get nasa to pay me to teleport to the planets they keep discovering around other stars where I could bring equipment to measure the atmosphere or whatever. Could probably be the gateway to extraterrestrial colonization for the human race.
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