Choose Carefully; Check Desc. Comment Your Choice and why! ;). Willis! III“ III! YOUTH RESTORED INVISIBLE_. ITY GOD MODE You revert to age 5, but Simple as it s
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Comment Your Choice and why!

Willis! III“ III!
You revert to age 5, but Simple as it sounds: Be anywhere, anytime, Yoo ARE SUPERMAN.
with all your memories you can vanish from No need to own a This is the best
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#24 - wowwat (09/25/2013) [-]
Why would I want a smaller dick?
User avatar #19 - chaosfanatic (09/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Restore Youth, then relive this moment. Then choose teleportation and enjoy being a teleporting millionaire.
User avatar #11 - tarfyki (09/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

age: 26 years, 364 days
User avatar #15 to #14 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx (09/24/2013) [-]
Use god powers to get rid of 27 as a number.
#38 - shadowclawper (09/25/2013) [-]
Why would god mode shrink my penis?
User avatar #22 - dunkleosteus (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm pretty content the way i am, but the teleportation would be sick. No more 1.5 hour commute to class, I could go for day trips to the amazon or to europe or some **** and sleep in my own bed everynight. I don't think I'd be a criminal just because it doesn't seem like a fun way to live or like I would be proud of myself. **** , if we can teleport places (doesn't seem to be any restrictions on how far I can teleport) I could get nasa to pay me to teleport to the planets they keep discovering around other stars where I could bring equipment to measure the atmosphere or whatever. Could probably be the gateway to extraterrestrial colonization for the human race.
User avatar #4 - seymourg (09/24/2013) [-]
Definitely invisibility. I'm young with few regrets, and the superman thing blows... Dying at age 27? And no girl really wants a 14 inch penis. It's painful and incredibly inconvenient.
User avatar #1 - scapegrace (09/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The 5 year old thing would suck: you'd do some things different and the differences would ramify so that most of what you remembered would never take place. You'd remember all the best moments in your life and pretty much none of them would ever happen.
#32 - trollofhalo (09/25/2013) [-]
>Find this post again   
>Find it again   
>Repeat for infinite life   
>MFW People wonder why I can solve college level engineering mathematical problems at 5.
>Find this post again
>Find it again
>Repeat for infinite life
>MFW People wonder why I can solve college level engineering mathematical problems at 5.
#29 - lean (09/25/2013) [-]
Choose one you say?
User avatar #7 - deadnannersreturns (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
teleport into a bank vault inside the money, take a load, teleport out
User avatar #34 - lolmasterx (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why in the hell would I want to be five again? I'd have to go through high school again.
#31 - demonatatoo (09/25/2013) [-]
Youth. I've ****** up so many things and I always wish I had a chance to go back in time to fix what I completely ruined. Friendships ruined, educations wasted, and injuries that could've easily been avoided. Too bad this is only a hypothetical.
User avatar #30 - ponypenetrator (09/25/2013) [-]
I would pick youth if it meant going back in time to when I was 5, not just becoming 5, but in the current world. There are alot of thing I would do differently if I could live a second time around. If it was just I was 5 but in the current world, I would choose teleportation, I wouldn't want to be 5 again dealing with societies **** , but it would be worth it for the chance to get things i missed before.
User avatar #28 - AwesomeJT (09/25/2013) [-]
i would choose teleportation so i can be with my beautiful girlfriend who is sadly 1546 miles away
all she wants is for me to be there with her again and it breaks my heart
#23 - superphil (09/25/2013) [-]
"you can will objects you touch to become invisible..." Yep! NAILED IT!
User avatar #17 - wired (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Teleportation. Hands down. Late for a very important date? Nope. Race? Sprint ahead tele to finish wait for second runner then sprint again. Poor? Nope, rob a bank. Laptop dying? Nope charger is now in your firm grip. Forgot phone at home? Nope now in your front left pocket. Miss your Ex? Nope now you're in her room.
User avatar #16 - feeding (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - tittylovin (09/24/2013) [-]
Teleportation, hands down.
Given enough preparation, you could go anywhere safely.
Money is no object, imagine the jobs you'd be available for.
This is also the only one that could really help humanity learn a lot more about the way the universe works.
All this depends on what you're allowed to take with you.
User avatar #12 - hachiro (09/24/2013) [-]
Invisibility. Because I'm a ******* pervert.
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