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#62 to #5 - anonymous (09/25/2013) [-]
No that's khajiit
#59 to #5 - imtrulyaunicorn (09/25/2013) [-]
Khajiit.
Khajiit.
User avatar #56 to #5 - yindragon (09/25/2013) [-]
Idiot. That's obviously a Khajiit.
User avatar #17 to #5 - thepandaking (09/24/2013) [-]
Redguard*
User avatar #9 to #5 - theshadowed (09/24/2013) [-]
Master Wood Elves race
User avatar #44 to #9 - alltimetens (09/25/2013) [-]
Are you serious?
#33 to #9 - strangesir (09/25/2013) [-]
>No ability to breathe underwater   
>No 50% poison/disease resistance   
>No cool-ass accents and deep tones   
>Not cool reptiles with tails and 						****					   
>						******					 Elven race   
   
I beg to differ, and raise a new opinion fact:   
   
Master Argonians Race
>No ability to breathe underwater
>No 50% poison/disease resistance
>No cool-ass accents and deep tones
>Not cool reptiles with tails and ****
> ****** Elven race

I beg to differ, and raise a new opinion fact:

Master Argonians Race
User avatar #77 to #33 - theshadowed (09/25/2013) [-]
Bitch we do have that poison resistance.
Have to make weapons out of dead **** we find and still manage to be equal with the Altmer.
#67 to #33 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
>Rely on thievery
>No in born advanced knowledge of the arcane arts
>No cool ass amour
>not elven
>Dirty beast race like those giant slugs called the Sload

Glorious Altmer Master race

I shall swim in the Red Sea
#72 to #67 - strangesir (09/25/2013) [-]
>I think you got that mixed up with the Khajiit   
>						****					 magic, technology is where it's at   
>Not in Skyrim, no   
>						****					 no they're not Elven, Elves are a bunch of prissy bitches   
>Shut your smooth Elven mouth, beast races are the 						****					   
   
Suck it Altmer   
   
 Too bad you can't swim UNDER it.
>I think you got that mixed up with the Khajiit
> **** magic, technology is where it's at
>Not in Skyrim, no
> **** no they're not Elven, Elves are a bunch of prissy bitches
>Shut your smooth Elven mouth, beast races are the ****

Suck it Altmer

Too bad you can't swim UNDER it.
#74 to #72 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
>The Empire is our bitch
>Only rely on stealth when you know my firebolt could fry you, lizard
>Doesn't even praise Auri-El
>We are the greatest civilization on Nirn
>We have the longest life span and are the most wise
>Bretons are better than you

I can't wait to put you lesser races in their place.
This is fun
User avatar #75 to #74 - strangesir (09/25/2013) [-]
>For how long? They're going to **** you up sooner or later
>It's an option, I could stealth the **** up to you and cut your throat quick and quiet, or I could dodge your fireballs and thrust my sword through your chest, or just use a bow and put an arrow into that thick Elven skull of yours.
>Who even is that? Hist is the bist
>"Greatest", yet still oppressed in Skyrim by the Nords and similar races
>Oh are you? That's why you're people decided to live on a smoky ashy volcano and in the slums of Skyrim?
>Bretons are magic-wielding bitches

I can't wait to drown you in the water, while I laugh and wait for you to stop breathing.
Yeah it is eue
#76 to #75 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
>As long as we need them around for
>Sure if you could get past my atronachs
>Time began when he formed
>It's the other way around. We capture those heretics, the ones who worship that false god, Talos
>You're talking about those filthy dunmer.
>Bretons are the only other likable race other than Bosmer

Altmer master race
#64 to #33 - botherandbefuddle (09/25/2013) [-]
> No resistance to fire
> No recorded history leading back to the mythic era
> No nation with a giant ass volcano with the heart of a god in it's core
> Not a race of total bad asses that defeated the DWEMER
> ****** slave lizards

Dunmer master race, n'wah.
#69 to #64 - strangesir (09/25/2013) [-]
>Cold blooded, prefer fire over something like ice or something.   
>Who gives a 						****					 about the Mythic Era?   
>Awesome, a volcano that could 						****					 up your province. What's the heart of a god gonna do?   
>The Dwemer were kickass and made cool stuff, how dare you kill them off you asshole Elves.   
>EXCUSE ME 						******					? THE GLORIOUS SCALY ARGONIANS ARE FREE NOW, AND THEY DON'T TAKE 						****					 FROM NOBODY.   
   
Argonians still Master Race, bitch.
>Cold blooded, prefer fire over something like ice or something.
>Who gives a **** about the Mythic Era?
>Awesome, a volcano that could **** up your province. What's the heart of a god gonna do?
>The Dwemer were kickass and made cool stuff, how dare you kill them off you asshole Elves.
>EXCUSE ME ****** ? THE GLORIOUS SCALY ARGONIANS ARE FREE NOW, AND THEY DON'T TAKE **** FROM NOBODY.

Argonians still Master Race, bitch.
#50 to #33 - swordmasterralis (09/25/2013) [-]
**** yeah.
This ***** knows 'Sup.
nord'sfw
User avatar #37 to #33 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (09/25/2013) [-]
Don't forget the awesome names
#38 to #37 - strangesir (09/25/2013) [-]
Hells yeah my egg-brother/sister!
#13 to #9 - PieManTheGreat (09/24/2013) [-]
lol, I bet his doesn't even eat his fallen enemies.
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