German. . .. . I an wan can drum a dunk but you ttm' t fund a food IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR Fax) IN A TOWN CALLED FODD. Wir essen unseren Essen in Essen
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User avatar #11 - lavitts (09/24/2013) [-]
Germany is showing national pride? TO THE BUNKERS!
User avatar #48 to #11 - huszti (09/24/2013) [-]
don't worry, we'll never do that irl. we're only allowed to show national pride on the internet.
#20 - paraptor (09/24/2013) [-]
mfw when i live in food
User avatar #28 to #20 - solidderking (09/24/2013) [-]
the city is actually called Essen
User avatar #29 to #28 - wedgehead (09/24/2013) [-]
"Essen" is the german word for "food".
#30 to #29 - solidderking (09/24/2013) [-]
yep, that is what i wanted to say im germany myself
#32 to #30 - wedgehead (09/24/2013) [-]
At my old school, there was a spanish-teacher who moved to Germany with only one reason: potato-omelette   
   
   
<---MFW
At my old school, there was a spanish-teacher who moved to Germany with only one reason: potato-omelette


<---MFW
User avatar #34 to #32 - solidderking (09/24/2013) [-]
wow. i thought Germany was famous for Cars, beer, oktoberfest ( actually Bavarian ) and the stuff that happened between 1939 and 1945.
User avatar #35 to #34 - wedgehead (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, this guys was kind of strange anyway.
He is a spanish-teacher in Germany who speaks 5 languages fluently.
German and Spanish are none of them...
User avatar #44 to #35 - solidderking (09/24/2013) [-]
best combination ever.
i have a similar teacher, he is a music and English teacher, but he doesn't know much words and cant sing.
#68 to #44 - fragman ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
so he... humms?
User avatar #69 to #68 - solidderking (09/24/2013) [-]
if i have a good day.....
User avatar #33 to #20 - muffinzexe ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Wo genau?
#36 to #33 - paraptor (09/24/2013) [-]
Das wüsstest du wohl gerne, was?
User avatar #37 to #36 - muffinzexe ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Sonst würd ich wohl nciht fragen
#38 to #37 - paraptor (09/24/2013) [-]
Musterstr. 1 im Stadtteil Musterdorf
User avatar #43 to #38 - solidderking (09/24/2013) [-]
ey, ich glaub ich kenn dich, du bist doch max mustermann, oder?
#94 to #43 - anon (09/24/2013) [-]
Ja cool sag seinen ganzen Name und willst du noch seine adresse übertragen?
User avatar #95 to #94 - solidderking (09/24/2013) [-]
die adresse hatt er doch schon gesagt
Musterstr. 1 im Stadtteil Musterdorf
Max musterman

du verstehst schon das dass ein witz ist, oder ?
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#55 - gunnay (09/24/2013) [-]
´rmany
User avatar #6 - makedonski (09/24/2013) [-]
Wir essen unseren Essen in Essen
User avatar #118 to #6 - mranldestroyer (09/24/2013) [-]
hide the jews
#87 to #6 - hybridxproject (09/24/2013) [-]
read that in the singer of rammsteins voice, German is so metal
read that in the singer of rammsteins voice, German is so metal
#106 to #87 - mampfer (09/24/2013) [-]
Not everyone in Germany is like Rammstein
User avatar #126 to #6 - folkflunky (09/24/2013) [-]
Ï dönt knöw höw tö tälk gërmän sö Ï'm döïng thïs.

Ät lëäst Ï knöw rüssïän.
User avatar #190 to #126 - extooso (09/24/2013) [-]
quite right, but we dont have the ë and the Ï but we have the ß
User avatar #191 to #190 - folkflunky (09/24/2013) [-]
I dönt knöw höw tö tälk germän, ßut I knöw rüssiän, ät leäst.
User avatar #192 to #191 - extooso (09/24/2013) [-]
the ß reprsents a sz
I dönt knöw höw tö tälk germän, But I knöw rüßßiän, ät leäßt.
User avatar #193 to #192 - folkflunky (09/24/2013) [-]
Мы выиграли войну, я могу использовать ваши идиомы ошибочно столько, сколько я хочу. fagget.
User avatar #207 to #193 - extooso (09/24/2013) [-]
UIUIUI net gelei so übadreibe mei kleiner des war doch nur nett gmeind. d krieg hat damit nix zudun
User avatar #209 to #207 - folkflunky (09/24/2013) [-]
Ниггер какого хрена ты сказал.
Не даже Google может перевести это дерьмо.

Кстати, война имеет отношение к этому. Мы выиграли, мы можем делать то, что мы хотим. И мы до сих пор не сделал ничего плохого. Даже не "вторжение" Сирии, потому что они наши союзники.

Я имею в виду, пойти туда и убить FSA войск.
User avatar #210 to #209 - extooso (09/24/2013) [-]
also jezz pass mo uff du kleine schwuchtel ich fick dich so hart in den bobbes das ich dich uffspieß un iwwer de grill knusprigg braten tu. ich sreib nur dialekt damit du kleener saftseckel net verstescht was ich schreib un weil du meenst russisch zu schreibe. es sollte nie hier in eine politische diskussion ausarten, was du gerne hättest, ich wollte dich nur belehren anfangs und du kommst hier mit dem schwachsinn. mir ist deine einstellung gegenüber den syrienkonflick sowas von scheißegal. wenn du diskussieren will such dir irgend ein forum oder so aber nerv mich nicht.
User avatar #216 to #210 - berentzen (09/25/2013) [-]
Do gug no. Nommol so an schwoba seggl.
User avatar #211 to #210 - folkflunky (09/24/2013) [-]
Вы понимаете, что я шучу, не так ли?

Я имею в виду, кто, черт возьми, настолько глуп, что будет использовать политические основания утверждать о войне, которая закончилась в 1947 году?
User avatar #212 to #211 - extooso (09/24/2013) [-]
Sie, mein Herr. Gute Nacht.
User avatar #213 to #212 - folkflunky (09/24/2013) [-]
Я просто сказал, что я шучу.

Спокойный ад вниз.
User avatar #220 to #126 - makedonski (09/26/2013) [-]
Да? Вы понимаете?
User avatar #221 to #220 - folkflunky (09/26/2013) [-]
Да, конечно, я понимаю вас.
User avatar #222 to #221 - makedonski (09/26/2013) [-]
I taught myself some Russian, I can read and speak fine, I just can't write that well
User avatar #223 to #222 - folkflunky (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm from Ukraine, so I know both ukrainian and russian.
Sadly, since I live in Argentina, I forgot how to speak it, which really saddens me. That's the reason why I make sure I don't forget how to write it and read it.
User avatar #224 to #223 - makedonski (09/26/2013) [-]
Aren't the two languages essentially the same?
User avatar #225 to #224 - folkflunky (09/26/2013) [-]
Ukrainian and russian is like portuguese and spanish. They have many things in common, but there are some things that aren't common at all.
#143 to #6 - silvermarsh (09/24/2013) [-]
Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger?
Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger?
User avatar #10 to #6 - lavitts (09/24/2013) [-]
uh, ja?
#15 to #10 - berentzen (09/24/2013) [-]
Gut so!
Gut so!
#115 to #15 - olesc ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
God I 			*******		 love this movie. Probably my all time favorite comedy movie.
God I ******* love this movie. Probably my all time favorite comedy movie.
User avatar #198 to #15 - matheomaidana (09/24/2013) [-]
that's a high quality gif
#70 to #15 - anon (09/24/2013) [-]
Top secret is best!
User avatar #96 to #72 - titsandpuss (09/24/2013) [-]
JAWOOOOLL!
User avatar #14 to #6 - rumpelstilzchen (09/24/2013) [-]
unser*
#119 - SognaVetr (09/24/2013) [-]
In Belgium there's an area nicknamd "the anal triangle" because there are 3 towns called Reet (Ass), Kontich (something like Arseville) and Aartselaar (something like Analburgh).
User avatar #144 to #119 - baaltomekk (09/24/2013) [-]
In Germany, we have the digestive Triumvirate with Essen (food), Darmstadt (gut city) and Pforzheim (fart ville)
User avatar #165 to #144 - harryhai (09/24/2013) [-]
there are further Ekel (Disgust), Fickmühlen ( ******** ) and my personal favorite Hodenhagen...and I dont know how to translate this
User avatar #177 to #165 - arreatface ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
you sneaky basterd
User avatar #181 to #177 - harryhai (09/24/2013) [-]
wat
#182 to #181 - arreatface ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
sounds like Hodor Hodor to me and i believe its very offensive
User avatar #183 to #182 - harryhai (09/24/2013) [-]
XD less offensive, more stupid. hoden = testicles...but the "hagen" is just..a name
#185 to #183 - arreatface ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
smurf you mother smurfer, you're just a smurf sucker and like smurfs in your smurf.
#188 to #185 - harryhai (09/24/2013) [-]
okay, honey
#189 to #188 - arreatface ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Wanna play the Rape Game ?
#47 - huszti (09/24/2013) [-]
#31 - wedgehead (09/24/2013) [-]
Bis gleich Kameraden, ich gehe eben nach Essen, mein Essen essen.
#137 to #31 - rasins (09/24/2013) [-]
No Germany, you may not invade poland.
No Germany, you may not invade poland.
#154 to #31 - thebesttrumpeteer (09/24/2013) [-]
haben Sie Drei Kameraden gelesen? Es ist ein fantastiches Buch. I know it's unrelated but you reminded me.
#75 to #31 - juha (09/24/2013) [-]
Sehr schön, und danach in Baden-Baden baden.
#41 to #31 - avarius (09/24/2013) [-]
Ich hab mein Essen eben nicht in Essen, sondern in Hessen gegessen.
Ich hab mein Essen eben nicht in Essen, sondern in Hessen gegessen.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Leider kann ich den Scherz nicht weiterführen, da ich meine Nahrung in Bayern zu mir genommen habe. ****
User avatar #67 to #40 - butiloveu (09/24/2013) [-]
This english is not the yellow from the egg.
User avatar #79 to #67 - wedgehead (09/24/2013) [-]
I believe I spider.
#103 to #79 - fragman ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Seriously guys this is so what from under all pig.
User avatar #104 to #103 - wedgehead (09/24/2013) [-]
I believe my pig whistles!
#123 to #104 - blalba (09/24/2013) [-]
You can't just say that so me-nothing-you-nothing.
#146 to #125 - fragman ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
There fry me but one a stork...
#66 to #40 - fragman ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
This must seem like a lot of hurr-durr to people who don't know the german idiom.
User avatar #139 to #40 - hotschurl (09/24/2013) [-]
My lovely mister singing club! I think i spider.
#45 - nuvija (09/24/2013) [-]
#73 - theallerbest (09/24/2013) [-]
I live in Essen! ESSEN IS MENTIONED ON FJ!

#74 to #73 - Alogan (09/24/2013) [-]
Go Germans!
#52 - hateminad (09/24/2013) [-]
what is happening in the comments section..
#56 - gibroner (09/24/2013) [-]
fick ja Deutschland
#88 - theshadowed ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #141 to #114 - kristovsky (09/24/2013) [-]
"Schlampen wiess nichts uber mein swag."
#170 to #141 - wiess (09/24/2013) [-]
What the hell do you want?
#168 to #141 - ordnung (09/24/2013) [-]
nice try
Schlampen wissen nichts über meinen swag
User avatar #171 to #168 - kristovsky (09/24/2013) [-]
didnt know the gender of "swag" i just gave it a shot. as "wissen", i just forgot to spell it right.
#184 to #171 - ordnung (09/24/2013) [-]
swag does not have any gender. but i wasnt sarcastic. nice try
#187 - mudkipftw (09/24/2013) [-]
Go home, lightbulb. You're drunk.
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User avatar #153 to #107 - garaichu (09/24/2013) [-]
"Once you go black Hitler..! You never go back Hitler! Hahahahaha!"
#77 - imra (09/24/2013) [-]
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#49 - arnoold ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Ich esse Essen in Essen
User avatar #76 to #49 - harala (09/24/2013) [-]
So Essen is not the same as essen?
#78 to #76 - arnoold ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
essen is a verb and Essen is nomen

every nomen beginns with a big letter in german dont even now if nomen is a english word..
User avatar #80 to #78 - harala (09/24/2013) [-]
So it's like this.
Essen: The city.
Essen: Food
esse or essen: eat.
?
#203 to #80 - snaigen (09/24/2013) [-]
Essen: The city.
(das) Essen: Food
(der/die) Essen: Could be a last name of a poor bastard.
(wir/ihr/sie) essen: (we/you/they) eat

esse doesn't exist
User avatar #218 to #203 - harala (09/25/2013) [-]
so to say food it always has to have the first E in capital letter
#81 to #80 - arnoold ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #92 to #78 - seekay (09/24/2013) [-]
..nomen? I think you mean noun.
#21 - lessherpmorederp (09/24/2013) [-]
you can say that in dutch too; wij eten ons eten
User avatar #25 to #21 - hazelino (09/24/2013) [-]
Eigenlijk hebben we dan ook nog een dorp genaamd "Eten" nodig.
#26 to #25 - lessherpmorederp (09/24/2013) [-]
eigenlijk wel, maar je kan niet alles willen
#27 to #26 - Polomaster (09/24/2013) [-]
carry on, just an uneducated american
carry on, just an uneducated american
#61 to #27 - lessherpmorederp (09/24/2013) [-]
hahaha, its dutch, and actually i really dont like using dutch on the net, except for FB maybe..
#214 to #61 - Polomaster (09/25/2013) [-]
huh well now I am a little more informed thank you  good sir
huh well now I am a little more informed thank you good sir
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