Everything makes sense now... . alkane: Jack Dawson. . F, Tiid? ii whiz: wins a what ants Titania in 1912. attends a that class dinner. a has in tits finer thin
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Everything makes sense now..

alkane:
Jack Dawson. . F, Tiid? ii whiz: wins a what ants Titania in
1912. attends a that class dinner. a has in tits finer things
rd His. mash ma Hand at ma Bataan. sunrises the sinking. pawns
ins diamond. phancts GE tan wars his / ' and
in 1922 insures is ‘wast Egg as My Gatsby... .., r as with a shady
past and tam" at swimming pants.
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#7 - mrnapkin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#13 - anonymous (09/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The book tells you his past, and that's not it.
#48 - DeathKnight (09/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You're forgetting that Rose had the diamond all along; she discovered it in her pocket after she was rescued, and then kept it secretly for the rest of her life. Jack never had the diamond, even if he did survive.
#59 to #48 - arthurmitchell (09/24/2013) [-]
Did she really have it or did Jack implant that idea in her mind?
#1 - raheem (09/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Spoiler: You and everyone you love will die
User avatar #2 to #1 - weefee (09/23/2013) [-]
, said George R.R. Martin
#8 - deathofnight (09/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Did his ******* eyes change?
#35 - spartyon (09/24/2013) [-]
holy **** , he was in my dream last night. I remember walking by him and he looked like he was about to cry and I said, "sorry you didnt win that Oscar"...wtf brain
#10 - I Am Monkey (09/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
His face in this picture
#39 - wartroll (09/24/2013) [-]
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#34 - dafogman (09/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - shadowm (09/24/2013) [-]
Then he get's shot and ends up in the pool, he has a weird dying vision where he thinks he's a sheriff investigating a place called shutter island, and finally he wakes up on a beach yet it all just feels like a dream
User avatar #17 - I Am Monkey (09/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Then he becomes the cross-dressing head of the FBI.
Ok, we're all going to keep pretending J. Edgar didn't happen...
User avatar #43 - internetrage (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
except he didnt survive the sinking.
he sank to the bottom of the cold ice sea.
the end.
User avatar #28 - jastri (09/24/2013) [-]
Didn't Rose still have the diamond till she was about 100 years old? Then she tossed it over the ship
User avatar #12 - jokeface (09/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Except Rose still had the Heart of the Ocean at the end of the movie, and ended up throwing it into the sea.

So...sorry guys.
User avatar #23 to #12 - demicus (09/24/2013) [-]
And a many MANY years have passed in between the two. He might have arranged for it to return to her, without her knowing from whence it came.

Or he had been HIRED to steal it, replaced it with a fake, which she had, while he took off with the real one and escaped in a hidden U-Boat but then doublecrossed his German employers... I DON'T KNOW

...its a total crapsack argument, but its the best I got.
#78 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (09/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #82 to #81 - ninjahedgehog (09/24/2013) [-]
But it is true
User avatar #75 - hisatsuseagull (09/24/2013) [-]
His eyes make him look like he's about to break down.. just give him an oscar already.
#68 - antijoke (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In "Titantic"- Leonardo DiCaprio slid into a coma and fell in the water
But he drifted onto a beach in the start of a movie called "inception" in which at the end it is debatable that it might be a dream
As it turns out- he really was dreaming and dreams of a world where he becomes a millionaire and everything in his dream in a movie called "The Great Gatsby"

Leonardo is in an unknown trilogy of one mans life.
User avatar #53 - ananamouse (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he didn't age very well...
User avatar #87 to #53 - ananamouse (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm saying because he went from looking like a 16 year old to a 40 year old over ten years...
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