GATE!!. No but seriously all hail Shreak. Its Lord OPEN THE Farquad With Dumbass we don' t want Shrek in our city! We have to let lord Farquad in!. Men of Farquaad's stature are of short supply. shreak Open the gate
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#153 - pokemonstheshiz
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**pokemonstheshiz rolls 5,555** Farquaads
User avatar #190 to #153 - dafiltafish
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oh damn.
#194 to #153 - tailsx
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This gif is for quads and Farquad.
This gif is for quads and Farquad.
#215 to #153 - thewisedane
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(09/25/2013) [-]
GLORIOUS!
#167 to #153 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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Witchcraaaaaft
#191 to #153 - masri
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well played
well played
User avatar #168 to #153 - mkchillin
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**mkchillin rolls 3,619**
#218 to #153 - damnchinks
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#161 to #153 - bruinspatriot
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#189 to #153 - sheauhn
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saved
User avatar #203 to #189 - psyachu
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Thanks for making that.
#176 to #153 - harbingerwolf
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Holy **** balls...   
I feel sorry for you there's only 2 hours left of this content.
Holy **** balls...
I feel sorry for you there's only 2 hours left of this content.
#179 to #153 - neverccd
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User avatar #183 to #179 - kristovsky
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geez bill, FOUR 5s?
#165 to #153 - curtisbentley
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jesus ************ christ
jesus ************ christ
#181 to #153 - psyachu
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This is the first time I've seen anyone roll quads!     
 Sorry for the pony gif, it was the only one that could express how I felt.
This is the first time I've seen anyone roll quads!
Sorry for the pony gif, it was the only one that could express how I felt.
User avatar #210 to #181 - danster
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Well, if it's any consolation, I once rolled double dubs.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3066532/punny+oc/30#30
User avatar #213 to #210 - psyachu
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Yeah, that's pretty impressive too. But quads is much better.
#187 to #153 - biddo
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hope your not afraid of heights
#162 to #153 - megustan
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#185 to #153 - atma
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wot
wot
#212 to #153 - anon id: 6bf8ade2
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**anonymous rolls 10,641** five
User avatar #155 to #153 - alstorp
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(09/24/2013) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
#164 to #153 - AbsentMinded
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WHAT THE ****?
WHAT THE ****?
#202 to #153 - PadreRasta
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I must say, I don't get impressed by rolls, but this also made me laugh, so...
#175 to #153 - ganondork
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(09/24/2013) [-]
pokemonsthesiz, you magnificent ******
#200 to #153 - checkprofile
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#158 to #153 - matuemco
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#198 to #153 - megatrondecepticon
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User avatar #209 to #153 - cuntbisquits
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**cuntbisquits rolls 2,842**
User avatar #184 to #153 - legomanjaimy
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(09/24/2013) [-]
The first Quads i have ever Seen..
You Majestic ************.
#193 to #153 - arreatface
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best comment ever.   
   
 most accurate image, text and roll ever
best comment ever.

most accurate image, text and roll ever
#182 to #153 - taye
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#188 to #153 - sachonebeef
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Oh wow...
Oh wow...
#178 to #153 - galkawhm
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It's glorious!
It's glorious!
#169 to #153 - greensky
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toastin in epic thread
#214 to #153 - mance
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I don't know how to respond to this.
#156 to #153 - firasea
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User avatar #208 to #153 - thekeeperofthumbs
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Your pic = you after drowning in pussy.
#217 to #153 - damnchinks
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User avatar #199 to #153 - acemcgunner
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take me now..
#195 to #153 - evilredmuffin
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User avatar #197 to #153 - xdeathspawnx
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what the ****... possibly the most glorious thing I have ever seen. This will go down in history.
#157 to #153 - anon id: 29a01c67
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uh oh
#192 to #153 - sirfistalot
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oh myyy gaawwdd
#180 to #153 - avatarsarefornoobs
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ive been here since before you could even roll, and ive never seen quads until now
#205 to #180 - hieronymous
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ive only been here for a little over a year and ive seen quads at least six times
User avatar #206 to #205 - avatarsarefornoobs
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wat

do you spend time looking at top comments? i never do, maybe if i did id see more epic rolls. i mean this is the first time i can remember that ive randomly stumbled upon them.
User avatar #207 to #206 - hieronymous
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idk i just get around a lot
#4 - ascendedwings
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Men of Farquaad's stature are of short supply.
#142 to #4 - octaviano
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Puns...
#143 to #142 - ascendedwings
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...make the world go 'round
#144 to #143 - octaviano
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What the ****, man?
What the ****, man?
#145 to #144 - ascendedwings
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What?
#146 to #145 - octaviano
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One does not simply make bad puns.   
   
They deserve to be punished, man.   
   
Now get the **** outta here, or else I'll punalize you with negative thumbs!
One does not simply make bad puns.

They deserve to be punished, man.

Now get the **** outta here, or else I'll punalize you with negative thumbs!
#216 to #146 - wtfduud
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User avatar #29 to #4 - McBalls
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While you are sitting there making puns, im trying to figure out why does that picture exist.
#33 to #29 - ascendedwings
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cuz the pic is a pun in it of itself
cuz the pic is a pun in it of itself
User avatar #13 to #4 - darknightsbutler
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There are people who think little of him
User avatar #122 to #13 - snowshark
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Those guys are just small-minded.
User avatar #9 - commanderbunbun
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it's a penis joke. right? like the "short" jokes from the movie, they where subtle penis jokes. right?
User avatar #83 to #9 - cdakak
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Your persistence is truly admirable trololololo
User avatar #51 to #9 - threeeighteen
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You can't really be this stupid can you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - paradenoire
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no, its cause hes ******* short.
User avatar #11 to #10 - commanderbunbun
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but he does have a short penis too, right? thats what all those jokes from the move where about?
User avatar #12 to #11 - paradenoire
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no, hes a ******* midget. end of story.
User avatar #23 to #12 - kyrill
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there's a subtle penis joke. when they first see his castle shrek says "wow.. so this is lord farquads castle... think he's compensating for something" and then it turns out he's actually just really short
User avatar #25 to #23 - dyllygaf
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True, but that joke had nothing to do with hit height, or say anything about being short
User avatar #92 to #25 - jordanish
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Actually all of the jokes Shrek and Donkey make about his height are misinterpreted by Fiona as jokes about him having a small penis. So yeah...
#69 to #11 - anonasuser
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oh you
#37 - triggathepirate
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He'll get in eventually.   
   
 Then it's all ogre
He'll get in eventually.

Then it's all ogre
#62 to #37 - ragdollomg
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i've been wanted to use this for a while now..

can i have the source for that?
i saw it once before but completely forgot what it's called
User avatar #72 to #62 - dividerbyzero
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Cr1TiKaL: The Animated Adventure! Cr1TiKaL: The Animated Adventure!
User avatar #138 to #62 - greedtheavaricious
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You've been wanted? Good thing you're in the clear now.
User avatar #140 to #138 - ragdollomg
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i know, i thought i was done for.
#73 to #62 - anon id: df682dd1
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cr1tikals adventure, try youtube
User avatar #74 to #73 - ragdollomg
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gotta go faster anon
#16 - captainwow
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People have Shrek themed weddings.

Think about that.
User avatar #104 to #16 - greenbracelet
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#126 to #16 - despare
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User avatar #22 to #16 - romeosdistress
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That is the single scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.
#24 to #22 - captainwow
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Weird part is, she looks PRETTY hot.
#35 to #24 - thecharliesheen
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#17 to #16 - captainwow
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#19 to #17 - captainwow
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#20 to #19 - captainwow
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User avatar #36 to #21 - muralriver
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Why do you have all these.....
User avatar #89 to #36 - rockamekishiko
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why wouldn't he?
#124 to #17 - slashendrix
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She is getting Shwrecked tonight.
#85 - Ihazfunkitty
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User avatar #163 to #85 - RubenLC
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No matter how many times I see this, it will always deeply disturb me.
#101 to #85 - furryflava
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#139 to #85 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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User avatar #125 to #85 - croneos
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why?
#141 to #85 - octaviano
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...what the ****?
...what the ****?
#137 to #85 - messerauditore
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#130 to #85 - johrny
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Im not even disturbed
#86 to #85 - ihatecarltonbanks
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User avatar #87 to #86 - Ihazfunkitty
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i frown upon your name
User avatar #90 to #87 - ihatecarltonbanks
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admin called himself that when i had to remake an account so i hopped on the "we hate admin" bandwagon. i would make a new one but i have several front page posts and a high level on this one.
#30 - hugsta
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I ******* love this site.
I ******* love this site.
User avatar #204 to #30 - JuliusC
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mah drills
User avatar #54 to #30 - skulldan
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i would say, you must be new here but the name is blueish...

what is wrong with you?
User avatar #80 to #54 - skyrocker
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What does the color of one's name have to do with it?
User avatar #82 to #80 - skulldan
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well, you have been here long enough to hate this site
#84 to #82 - skyrocker
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Sadly this isn't even my original account, which I lost access  I remember the days of yellow FJ. It's almost a bit melancholy that it's now become 90% re-submissions of Tumblr and Reddit material. *shrug* Though sometimes it just feels like the internet in general, not just FJ, is slowly starting to do this --->
Sadly this isn't even my original account, which I lost access I remember the days of yellow FJ. It's almost a bit melancholy that it's now become 90% re-submissions of Tumblr and Reddit material. *shrug* Though sometimes it just feels like the internet in general, not just FJ, is slowly starting to do this --->
User avatar #31 to #30 - ziirak [OP]
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Glad I could make you laugh!! Excellent choice in a gif by the way!!
User avatar #39 to #31 - garymuthafuknoak
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you made this?
User avatar #41 to #39 - ziirak [OP]
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and by made I mean put new text in haha
User avatar #40 to #39 - ziirak [OP]
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Ya, it wasn't hard at all. I can post the template I used if you want
#42 to #40 - garymuthafuknoak
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no, its okay. I usually only thumb if its oc.

well, you have mine

clever as hell, by the way. even for a dead(?) meme
User avatar #44 to #42 - ziirak [OP]
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Thanks! Have a good night!
#53 to #30 - kawaiidesudesuu
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>MFW WAHAHAHA~
User avatar #5 - MattHargreaves
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Or as in Skyrim, Nord *******.
#114 - atheistzilla
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i'm going to share all my brogre love with you guys whether you like or not
#115 to #114 - atheistzilla
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1: the saga begins
#116 to #115 - atheistzilla
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2: the epic tale continues
#117 to #116 - atheistzilla
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3: all good thing have to come to an end
#118 to #117 - atheistzilla
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with that i will go back on my epic journey of my daily scrolling of FJ.

stay awesome my fellow brogre's, and don't forget;

shrek is LOVE,
shrek is LIFE.
#15 - bloodcaptain
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bow before the ogrelord