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Omegle Secrets 3!

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Yuu‘ re new with e redeem stranger. my MI
You: Hellol What IS your deepest and darkest secret?
Stranger: that I like it mine ass
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken secret?
Stranger: I suck dickler crack
Stranger: although cm a well respected university proffesor
You: Nummer
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
on: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: l got my urn handler: when I was 14, m the woods ourside my backyard
Stranger: l had my urn blower: at 16, In my room, my parents gone
Stranger: l had sex m the urn time at 16, at my house, no parents home
Stranger: at 7 and got In a relationship a month later, and been In love ever D
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: lucked three girls at once
Stranger: and cm a girl
You: and clued m my pants
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
Stranger: hey
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: um what the luck
Stranger: jumped Mia
You: how high a building' 7 did you get hum
Stranger: two broken legs and worn 45 stories
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: My parents where gay c
Stranger: cm scared oppenis‘ s
Stranger: help?
Stranger: with our mane mes P
Ygu' re new Starting with e renew stranger. Say no
on: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
2 hey
2 one day
2 qwas walking up a hill
2 and it was all mud
2 and I sunk Into it like quick sand
2 I used my skateboard to pull mysefl om
2 and I walked home
2 and my mom was pissed
2 I got another one
on: four mother must m appreciate when you get down and dirty
Ygu' re new Starting with e renew stranger. Say no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: I see dead people
You: realty?
Stranger: when I see dead people I rape them
You: thats Horrorific! l
Ygu' re new Starting with e renew stranger. my no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken secret?
Stranger: My deepen
Stranger: And darken
Stranger: Hmhmm
Stranger: Let' s see
Stranger: The lamina l am God
Stranger: Bull cant tell anyone’)
You: ARHH YOUR l AM AT YOUR SERVICE
Stranger: Be Wlse human
Stranger: unlike you may think, m m Yahweh
Stranger: Allah
Stranger: Buddha
Stranger: or even Krishna
Stranger: Those are your c humans l creations
Stranger: l have no business to do with your race, nor with any race
Stranger: l just happen to have created the universe
You: BUT or COURSE! You are THE BACON SANDWICH WITH
And so was commotion 3. Noll! commotion
will come outer her later lumight or tomorrow
Please comment what you think,
thumbs have no meaning.
lhos,,
Ygu' re new Starting with e renew stranger. my no
Stranger: what cs your deepen darken secret?
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken secret?
You: you
Stranger: RI‘?
You: l am peels
You: the crapcom
Stranger: I smell bacon
Stranger: no
Stranger: P
You: this cs golnx m my Ctext compilation
Stranger: pm it cs m sammach torm
You: whats your name
Stranger: cm an anon
Stranger: c
You: silty anon, tricks are m kids
Stranger: minecon me anyway
Stranger: as our
Stranger: cm making an accound
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Submitted: 06/01/2010
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User avatar #208 - TigerMann (06/02/2010) [+] (10 replies)
My secret...

I'm not really a tiger.
I'm a cat.
I'm a kitty-cat.
AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE and I DANCE DANCE DANCE!
User avatar #99 - KimJongIr (06/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
My deepest and darkest secret is i'm not really a man, I'm a woman.... well, I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse.... actually, I'm a broom.
User avatar #2 - floopdawhoop (06/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
my deepest darkest secret is whenever i see a guy/girl I immediately imagine them without clothes on, no matter what they look like. (I am a guy)
User avatar #92 - MeTtOoW (06/02/2010) [+] (6 replies)
my deepest secret is that i ****** my dog :)
User avatar #98 to #95 - Grobbo (06/02/2010) [-]
not a fan of the pussy I see....
#120 - IDrawStuff **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
my deepest darkest secret is... i ****** a mexican while doing the macarena and eating salsa
#46 - Limeslife (06/01/2010) [-]
Im depressed because you said "Sandwich". Dissapoint.
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i dont understand how these get thumbs up. these are so stupid. how about posting something that is actually funny
User avatar #58 to #55 - Sunburn (06/01/2010) [-]
Atleast it's original.
User avatar #62 - Hergsz (06/01/2010) [-]
Who else goes on omegle right after you see one of these compilations?
#10 - assaultndbatteries **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my deepest darkest secret is........ turn around
#179 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2010) [-]
my deepest darkest secret is that i got my first blow jobn when i was 6 yrs old
...by my uncle
User avatar #166 - mckellin (06/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
My deepest darkest secret...
Is that i am a ************* bear.
#331 - TehWizard **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
my deepest darkest secret: lean in a bit closer... closer... closer

**** YOU
#322 - TheTrueOneSatan **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
YOU IDIOTS SPEND ALL YOUR TIME ON THIS WEBSITE, POSTING UNFUNNY **** , AND ARE OBSESSED WITH THUMBS. THIS SITE USED TO BE AWESOME. NOW THAT IT ISN'T, THANKS TO IDIOTS SUCH AS THE DESIGNER, MONDO, DSEND, ETC., I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE COMING TO THIS SITE IS NO LONGER AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE. I BET NOT ONE OF YOU COCKSUCKERS HAS EVER HAD ANYTHING CLOSE TO A GIRLFRIEND. STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU DESERVE TO LIVE. THAT ENOUGH INSPIRATION FOR YOU TO KILL YOURSELF? I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT YOU DIE BY DRUG OVERDOSE, BECAUSE NO NOOSE IS GOING TO HOLD YOUR FAT ASS. **** YOU ALL
#328 to #326 - Testicals **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
Yeah, this anon had like 5 girlfriends.
User avatar #212 - hitnrun (06/02/2010) [-]
i caught my brother masturbating and.....it turned me on A little
#115 - immadino **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
My deepest darkest secret is, I yell out "I know your watching me!" When no ones in the room.
#21 - RikeLarkson (06/01/2010) [-]
my secret is that I hide monkeys in biohazard suits so that after the nuclear war, I'll have an army to take out any survivors.Plus, they make awesome sammiches.
#308 - nikojb **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
did anybody else notice he started with secret, then went to story, then back to secret again?
#301 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
*roll 28*
User avatar #307 to #301 - heroofthemonsters (06/02/2010) [-]
anon fails yet again
#292 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolls 0,633** 0 and I get raped tonight
#152 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2010) [-]
I stole money from my mother to buy condoms, I was 8. Now i'm 78 and still have them.
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