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Omegle Secrets 3!

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Yuu‘ re new with e redeem stranger. my MI
You: Hellol What IS your deepest and darkest secret?
Stranger: that I like it mine ass
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken secret?
Stranger: I suck dickler crack
Stranger: although cm a well respected university proffesor
You: Nummer
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
on: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: l got my urn handler: when I was 14, m the woods ourside my backyard
Stranger: l had my urn blower: at 16, In my room, my parents gone
Stranger: l had sex m the urn time at 16, at my house, no parents home
Stranger: at 7 and got In a relationship a month later, and been In love ever D
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: lucked three girls at once
Stranger: and cm a girl
You: and clued m my pants
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
Stranger: hey
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: um what the luck
Stranger: jumped Mia
You: how high a building' 7 did you get hum
Stranger: two broken legs and worn 45 stories
Ygu' re new Starting with e redeem stranger. Say no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: My parents where gay c
Stranger: cm scared oppenis‘ s
Stranger: help?
Stranger: with our mane mes P
Ygu' re new Starting with e renew stranger. Say no
on: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
2 hey
2 one day
2 qwas walking up a hill
2 and it was all mud
2 and I sunk Into it like quick sand
2 I used my skateboard to pull mysefl om
2 and I walked home
2 and my mom was pissed
2 I got another one
on: four mother must m appreciate when you get down and dirty
Ygu' re new Starting with e renew stranger. Say no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken now
Stranger: I see dead people
You: realty?
Stranger: when I see dead people I rape them
You: thats Horrorific! l
Ygu' re new Starting with e renew stranger. my no
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken secret?
Stranger: My deepen
Stranger: And darken
Stranger: Hmhmm
Stranger: Let' s see
Stranger: The lamina l am God
Stranger: Bull cant tell anyone’)
You: ARHH YOUR l AM AT YOUR SERVICE
Stranger: Be Wlse human
Stranger: unlike you may think, m m Yahweh
Stranger: Allah
Stranger: Buddha
Stranger: or even Krishna
Stranger: Those are your c humans l creations
Stranger: l have no business to do with your race, nor with any race
Stranger: l just happen to have created the universe
You: BUT or COURSE! You are THE BACON SANDWICH WITH
And so was commotion 3. Noll! commotion
will come outer her later lumight or tomorrow
Please comment what you think,
thumbs have no meaning.
lhos,,
Ygu' re new Starting with e renew stranger. my no
Stranger: what cs your deepen darken secret?
You: Helm What cs your deepen and darken secret?
You: you
Stranger: RI‘?
You: l am peels
You: the crapcom
Stranger: I smell bacon
Stranger: no
Stranger: P
You: this cs golnx m my Ctext compilation
Stranger: pm it cs m sammach torm
You: whats your name
Stranger: cm an anon
Stranger: c
You: silty anon, tricks are m kids
Stranger: minecon me anyway
Stranger: as our
Stranger: cm making an accound
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#416 - anonymous (06/03/2010) [-]
i thought you were gonna dedicate this to me. >.<
User avatar #417 to #416 - idkmybffmathew (06/03/2010) [-]
**** forgot to login
User avatar #416 to #417 - mysticprophecy ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
classic
#410 - lolcleverusername (06/02/2010) [-]
I guess it's time to confess my deepest secret. be easy on me, FJ, I feel guilty enough. it was a year ago, I began dating this girl. she was nice, funny as hell, and so beautiful. I thought she was a catch, at first. we started hanging out all the time, going to movies, going to dinner. we even discussed marriage. we were in love. but one day, after a night of sweet, passionate love, I awoke to find she had left. I called her all day with no answer. I got so worried I went to her house and I found her in bed with another guy... well, we got into a huge screaming fight, and... well... I hit her. hard, across the face.
I left, horrified, and went to my moms house. she said "YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR!"
#411 to #410 - lolcleverusername (06/02/2010) [-]
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air.
#412 to #411 - lolcleverusername (06/02/2010) [-]
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

so there you go.
#405 - mrlemonz **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
Nope sorry- you wrote SANDWICH- I believe the correct term you were looking for was sammich.
#401 - lillol (06/02/2010) [-]
win
#400 - CrazyRockerChick **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
hahaha funny i lol'd
#390 - natexthexbeast (06/02/2010) [-]
*roll 13* quads and ill smack my mom in the face and get it on video
User avatar #389 - avatarfan (06/02/2010) [-]
Well I guess my deepest darkest secret goes like this: It was the winter of 2000, my parents were out of town and it was just me in the house. After several days of heavy snow it appears that I have been snowed in. One night I hear an odd noise through the sound of the heavy wind and snow, at the time I do not think much of it. The next morning I get out of bed and go to the lounge room. I find that one of the windows is broken just at the top of the snow bank. That whole day I was hearing strange noises. Later that night I awoke to what sounded like metal dragging along metal. I jumped out of my bed and turned on my light, to my horror, written all over my walls, in what looks like blood, is the word "YOU"
User avatar #403 to #389 - avatarfan (06/02/2010) [-]
I grab my baseball bat and try to run to the phone. However as soon as I exit the door I step on broken glass. Several pieces puncture my foot and I cry in agony. Just in front of me I see what used to be my cat, its remains spread out in the form of a smily face. I drag myself back into my room trying to think to myself that its all a dream. I drag myself into a corner and listen, and then I hear it. I manic laugh. It sounds like the devil laughing. Its getting closer and the sound of dragging metal increases. Just as it is outside my door my phone mobile phone rings. OF COURSE! How did i forget about it? I answer it to the sound of my mothers voice. All she says is "You're moving with you're aunti and uncle in Bel-air"
#394 to #389 - Testicals **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
LIKE A BOSS
User avatar #388 - GameCheater (06/02/2010) [-]
Dude im going to do this AND IF ITS YOU PEENS I WILL .... someone tell me what i should do if its him
#398 to #388 - Testicals **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
LIKE A BOSS
User avatar #387 - EpicFacePalm (06/02/2010) [-]
"What's your deepest darkest secret"

"I jumped off a building."

WTF?
User avatar #392 to #387 - RussellCrowe (06/02/2010) [-]
Every time i see your avatar i always think it's a girl opening her legs for a second...
User avatar #396 to #392 - EpicFacePalm (06/02/2010) [-]
Haha
User avatar #404 to #396 - RussellCrowe (06/02/2010) [-]
'__'
#386 - MJFitz **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
i am MJF mentioned there i just made my account and soely "MJF" was taken. funny pics to come soon
User avatar #395 to #386 - RussellCrowe (06/02/2010) [-]
prove it.
#414 to #395 - MJFitz **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
**MJFitz rolls 85** doubles and it wasnt me
#381 - kappak **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
Peens you are ******* stalking me on Omegle. XD
#380 - dalerotfl (06/02/2010) [-]
*roll 12* if any doubles i will make a bacon sammich for my WIFE.
#382 to #380 - dalerotfl (06/02/2010) [-]
facepalm
#376 - ilovemacdonalds (06/02/2010) [-]
*rolls 2* if a double i fap to justin beiber and old nuns having butt crack sex
#377 to #376 - ilovemacdonalds (06/02/2010) [-]
**ilovemacdonalds rolls 54**
User avatar #375 - NoSenss (06/02/2010) [-]
bacon sandwich wiff wings ahahaha
#374 - Bonzooy **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #372 - AttckOFHamsters (06/02/2010) [-]
what the **** . look at my picture. some guy asked me what my secret was... iom pretty sure u got the idea off of me..
User avatar #371 - ChocolateWaffles (06/02/2010) [-]
**ChocolateWaffles rolls 59** doubles and the guy under me is a fag!
User avatar #369 - popperland (06/02/2010) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/483521/Glue+accident/

I like to troll me some omegle myself :)
User avatar #364 - blanchardd (06/02/2010) [-]
**blanchardd rolls 76** doubles and the game is over
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