Lyndon B. for president!. . President Lyndon B. Johnson owned an Amphibious can the Amphib: , and used it to scare guests by driving them into his lake screamin

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#1 - uzbekistan (09/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
HFW he drives into the lake
HFW he drives into the lake
#19 - kailybailybo (09/23/2013) [-]
<HFW he accidentally drives the wrong car.
<HFW he accidentally drives the wrong car.
User avatar #3 - suitandtie (09/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
LBJ also liked to urinate in public, and if someone called him out on it, he would turn around and wave Jumbo(that's what he called his penis) at them and ask if they'd ever seen anything so big.
#11 - jasameen (09/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#2 - mohne (09/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
damn now i want one of those   
 as seen at the end of this gif, this car is also powered by freedom
damn now i want one of those
as seen at the end of this gif, this car is also powered by freedom
#4 - ttubkcid (09/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I often invite my friends to spend some time in Tulcea just to drive them over the Chervantu Hill. It's so steep it looks like the road suddenly ends and you can't see the other side until you're on top. I just love the terror on their faces when I tell them I want us to die together then drive over the hill.
#23 - chinesehandcuffs (09/24/2013) [-]
**chinesehandcuffs rolled a random image posted in comment #159 at Mah nigga colbert up in dis bitch ** guest's face when
User avatar #9 - augustusxxiv (09/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
LBJ was such an awesome, interesting guy. Say what you will about his presidency, but he was ******* badass.

Look up LBJ's "The Treatment."
User avatar #14 to #13 - augustusxxiv (09/23/2013) [-]
Like I said, I'm not talking about his presidency. I'm talking about him
#27 - fuckoatmeal (09/24/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Mitch Hedberg ** guests fw
User avatar #18 - teoferrazzi (09/23/2013) [-]
huh op, he already was president..
#17 - ionblight (09/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #15 - fourtwentt ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
'your time is up senator and you are out of options'
User avatar #36 - truemox (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
After Johnson left office, the next president in line lent him the jet he used to fly in under the callsign Air Force One while he was president. The jet flew him to the closest airport to his home, in Texas.

Roughly ten minutes after landing, taxiing to the ramp and parking, the pilot of the plane told airport Tower that he was declaring an emergency. Tower inquired as to the nature of the emergency. The pilot responded with, "It's Mr. Johnson, he's taking everything! All the silverware, the decorations and papers, even his chair!" (The chair was a hydraulicly lifted "throne" Johnson had installed.)

Indeed, Lyndon stripped the plane of anything bearing the presidential seal, save for the aircraft's paint.
#28 - arcticassassin (09/24/2013) [-]
This man owns the rare Bio-Car, a car that can drive through people.
This man owns the rare Bio-Car, a car that can drive through people.
#43 - urbemarmis (09/24/2013) [-]
you know he gets tons of **** about the vietnam war but we were kicking the **** out of the NVA/ Viet Cong
User avatar #42 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
I remember posting this months ago...
#39 - royrogersmcfreely (09/24/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #3861880 at Friendly ** tfw they find out
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #3861880 at Friendly ** tfw they find out
#34 - weirdfjguy (09/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Funny, Obama does the same thing except he scares the whole country instead of guests, and instead of a floating car, he scares them by being black
#30 - BeaverBalls (09/24/2013) [-]
i remember learning about his presidency in junior year us history and thinking, "wow this guy sucks"


i have never been so happy to be proven wrong in my lifetime
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