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User avatar #8 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
Awwwwh. Such a cute little thing.
#9 to #8 - kapitanokliosov (09/23/2013) [-]
That's a red belly black snake that thing is one of the most poisonous snakes in the world and that 						************					 doesn't just bite you oh no that 						******					 chews 						*******					 CHEWS.
That's a red belly black snake that thing is one of the most poisonous snakes in the world and that ************ doesn't just bite you oh no that ****** chews ******* CHEWS.
User avatar #152 to #9 - anthonyh (09/23/2013) [-]
venomous*
#151 to #9 - mr skeltal (09/23/2013) [-]
******** . the worst a RBBS can give you is severe abdominal pain, nausea and localized pain. No symptoms for at least half an hour beforehand. You probably wouldn't even notice you'd been bitten. I have three. Curly, bitie and ginger.
#158 to #141 - shadowdong (09/24/2013) [-]
heard you talking ****
#134 to #9 - mr skeltal (09/23/2013) [-]
*venomous
User avatar #133 to #9 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [-]
poke it with a stick
#125 to #9 - allforthelinksman (09/23/2013) [-]
Yay! Australia!
User avatar #116 to #9 - bigstick (09/23/2013) [-]
But does it swallow?
#75 to #9 - Dember ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone knows for sure if it's poisonous or not, because I don't know many people who have made a hobby out of eating or snorting them...

--- There is no such thing as a "poisonous" snake - poison must be ingested or inhaled. Many snakes are venomous though - venom can be injected.

The best method to determine if it is or not, is to check the scales underneath the tip of the tail (the trick with the pupils is inaccurate depending on your location).

If the scales are all crisscrossy, it's non-venomous. If they're straight across like a ladder, it's venomous and you'll probably be dead soon because you just fondled the tail of a venomous snake.
THEMOREYOUKNOW.gif

--- anal ;P
#160 to #75 - confusedasian (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, because we're all going to risk getting bitten just to pick up the snake and look at it's asshole for the scale pattern.
Yeah, because we're all going to risk getting bitten just to pick up the snake and look at it's asshole for the scale pattern.
#91 to #75 - lordpancake (09/23/2013) [-]
I didn't want to learn things today, asshole. But really that's cool, I didn't know that.
User avatar #90 to #75 - fukkendragonite (09/23/2013) [-]
Can I name my band Anal Plate after this post? Thanks in advance
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#66 to #9 - deathbringercs (09/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to Australia, mate!
#63 to #9 - irokk (09/23/2013) [-]
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#61 to #9 - mr skeltal (09/23/2013) [-]
venomous* not poisonous.
#49 to #9 - Sdgnuipaegr (09/23/2013) [-]
The Red-bellied Black Snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) is a species of elapid snake native to eastern Australia. Though its venom is capable of causing significant morbidity, a bite from it is not generally fatal and less venomous than other deadly Australian snakes   
So I don't want to go to Austrailia anytime soon...   
~Wikipedia   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-bellied_black_snake
The Red-bellied Black Snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) is a species of elapid snake native to eastern Australia. Though its venom is capable of causing significant morbidity, a bite from it is not generally fatal and less venomous than other deadly Australian snakes
So I don't want to go to Austrailia anytime soon...
~Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-bellied_black_snake
User avatar #60 to #49 - strictlycommenting (09/23/2013) [-]
Dude, everything is less venomous than their Australian counterparts.
#40 to #9 - mr skeltal (09/23/2013) [-]
i chew ceral
User avatar #19 to #9 - cookiel (09/23/2013) [-]
Logged in just to thumb your comment
User avatar #16 to #9 - sashathefolx (09/23/2013) [-]
Actually. No that snake is not poisonous. No snake on this planet is Poisonous, unless you plan on eating them.

That snake is venomous. And of course it's venomous it's from Australia.
User avatar #155 to #16 - mrmysterio (09/23/2013) [-]
THANK YOU
#121 to #16 - mr skeltal (09/23/2013) [-]
The japanese grass snake is in fact the only poisonous snake in the world. By that definition, too. The more you know .jpg
User avatar #67 to #16 - spceinvdr (09/23/2013) [-]
are you ******* kidding me? the last time I made that mistake I got down thumbed to oblivion
#73 to #67 - dross ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
.... wut. Sashathefolx didn't make a mistake...?
.... wut. Sashathefolx didn't make a mistake...?
User avatar #74 to #73 - spceinvdr (09/23/2013) [-]
meant for it to be at number 9, kapitanokliosov
User avatar #25 to #16 - harbingerwolf (09/23/2013) [-]
She's right you know.jpg
User avatar #10 to #9 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
And? Some of the cutest things I've seen have been vicious animals.

Tarantulas, badgers, and tasmanian devils to name some.
I have a soft spot for snakes anyways.
#17 to #10 - hoskins (09/23/2013) [-]
Tarantulas are not cute. Badgers and Tasmanian Devils have the furry little creature quality, and snakes can even have a cute demeanor, but tarantulas/spider in general aren't cute.

It can be cool to have around. But let's not kid ourselves.
User avatar #175 to #17 - sashathefolx (09/24/2013) [-]
So you're telling me that none of these guys:

www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=li&q=Utah#hl=en&q=cute+jumping+spider&tbm=isch

are even remotely cute to you?
User avatar #180 to #179 - sashathefolx (09/24/2013) [-]
I think you're a little retarded
#32 to #17 - mr skeltal (09/23/2013) [-]
That spider with the googly eyes, i think it is the jumping spider, is really cute.
#13 to #10 - stealthpsybeast (09/23/2013) [-]
How about a Serperior?
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