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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#45 - caplocker
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I've fallen for this trick. "Come to bed" with a sexy smile on her face, showing a little tit/ass. Once I give in and come to bed, she says "I can finally sleep, thanks" and starts snoring. Good on him for being smart.
User avatar #46 to #45 - shugudugs
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(09/23/2013) [-]
They try to do that, like slip a little boob brush on your back or lap just to get you to come to bed, and when you finally do, they cuddle you up and then fall asleep.
And then you're just lying there, all boned up, thinking, "I could be playing DOTA right now."
#59 to #46 - kudo
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(09/23/2013) [-]
or you could just get back on the computer. just saiyan!
User avatar #60 to #59 - shugudugs
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Well, she Anaconda Cuddles me, like really tight, plus she puts her hands inside my pants sometimes, but she's asleep still. And no matter how much you try to make "it" move, she doesn't care.