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strangemoo
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Born in the month named after Caesar. I feel like I should take over the world or something.
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daentraya
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Born in the month of cancer, and i don't really want to die from that like my grandpa did
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greenstrongworld
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**greenstrongworld rolled a random image posted in
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Now That's Awkward
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Born in the shortest month! Just like my dick! Hahahahaha
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imnotkickthecat
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I was born in the month named after Augustus. I should Pax Romana Europe or something that.
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hargleblarg
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"This was a Roman month of sacrifices and purification."
Well, good to know I wont have to change much.
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bounded
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are you my mother? *dr. who ref.*
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hargleblarg
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Nevermind, here you go.
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hargleblarg
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Actually the line is "Are you my mummy?"
I can try and redo the words on this gif if you want that instead (I made this gif ages ago so it might take a while to remember how)?
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bounded
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thankyou sir.
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hargleblarg
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Yo' welcum.
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gerfox
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Born in the month named after Mars, the Roman god of war and agriculture.
Maybe I should conquer the world or something too.
Pic related, farmer and general
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rakuraimasuta
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Or you could become a farmer.
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johnnygoldmane
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Born in the month named after Janus, god of doors. I feel like I should...******...I dunno, open doors or some ****. Except...**** that. I won't be the guy who opens a door and gets shot. I will be the one who knocks.
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shatt
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youuuuuuu scumbag
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hillbillypowpow
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Janus is no joke fool. There's a bigass gate in Rome that would stay open during peace times and close during war that was dedicated to Janus. It once stayed open for like two hundred years or so, so the emperor decided to reform the state religion to have more focus on Janus. Plus he's so old that historians hardly know anything about him aside from the doors and his association with time and beginnings... and his two faces. Two mother ******* face, bitch!
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Ruspanic
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Pretty sure a lot of people were born in July.
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icameheretotroll
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Nope pretty sure it was just strangemoo
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Ruspanic
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Oh, my mistake.
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zanekin
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Nope just strangemoo
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meestaa
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and meestaa
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