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User avatar #60 - brettyht (09/23/2013) [-]
I don't really have a cool spider .gif or pic, but I do have a small story. Every day, I walk to and from my school along this trail, pretty narrow, between a line of trees. and almost every day, I walk through and get in to some spider webs, almost always being able to see them before hand, but every few days, I usually get caught in one. Anyways, one day, in the morning, I am walking to school and get caught in just one said spider web. I immediately jumped back, then ducked under it and kept walking. Nothing weird happened. The rest of the walk was normal. And then when I got to school, it was still pretty normal. Nothing happened. All of first period went by.

And THEN second period came. I was in class, simply working on my assignment, when a bright yellow, huge ******* spider showed up on my glasses, emerging from my ******* HAIR, just crawling along the sides and sat on the the frames and stuck there as I flung my glasses across the room. Went to the nurses office, damn near baptized myself to make sure that I didn't have any more of those things on me, and when I returned to the room, the spider was still on the glasses, and no one would get it, so we had to get the janitor to come in with some insect repellent or something.

And that is the story of why I drive to school every day from now on.
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