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#35 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
This makes me ashamed of my fellow females.    
   
I don't really give a 						****					 on feminism and all that 						********					, hell, all I ask for is respect and a bit of chivalry. I will make someone a goddamn sandwich and not bitch about it cause usually when they ask for one they're busy and I end up getting a sandwich too. Just ask politely and don't get butthurt if I'm busy too.    
   
Yell "HEY, BITCH, MAKE ME A SAMMICH!" and I will promptly hit you with a crowbar and say nothing. No one likes assholes.   
   
tl;dr I hate women because they're petty.
This makes me ashamed of my fellow females.

I don't really give a **** on feminism and all that ******** , hell, all I ask for is respect and a bit of chivalry. I will make someone a goddamn sandwich and not bitch about it cause usually when they ask for one they're busy and I end up getting a sandwich too. Just ask politely and don't get butthurt if I'm busy too.

Yell "HEY, BITCH, MAKE ME A SAMMICH!" and I will promptly hit you with a crowbar and say nothing. No one likes assholes.

tl;dr I hate women because they're petty.
#106 to #35 - anonymous (09/23/2013) [-]
Hit me with a crowbar..?
I'm so turned on right now
User avatar #100 to #35 - whiplasher (09/23/2013) [-]
9/10 would make a sandwich
#62 to #35 - quiescat (09/23/2013) [-]
fun fact the feminist man haters get upset about the bit of chivalry part too. other wise crowbar on sammich lady
User avatar #64 to #62 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I will never understand the whole getting upset because of chivalry thing. Guess I'm old fashioned.
#69 to #64 - quiescat (09/23/2013) [-]
i my self enjoy the knight n shiny armor bit noting over the top but its nice to feel needed(wanted really)
User avatar #70 to #69 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
Exactly! It's nice to feel cared about. It could be anything from opening doors, nice dinners, or a video game on valentines day. Chivalry isn't dead but feminazis and bad parents are slowly killing it.
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User avatar #58 to #35 - Gaulli ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
May I request a sandwich and a hug?
I like hugs okay
#63 to #58 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
-hands you a sammich-
And here is a picture of a hug.
#65 to #63 - Gaulli ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
I squee'd
#66 to #65 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I made someone squee.
#67 to #66 - Gaulli ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
I like hugs ok
I like hugs ok
#68 to #67 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like hugs too.


I think everyone likes hugs, whether they admit it or not.
User avatar #71 to #68 - Gaulli ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
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