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#1 - skysailor (09/22/2013) [-]
Lame pickup lines deserve more credit. They're fun and show you have a sense of humor. If a girl used a stupid pick up line on me I would think she's awesome.


You know, if girls ever hit on me...
#88 to #1 - coaldawg (09/23/2013) [-]
Gets 'em every time.
User avatar #87 to #1 - theretardedcupcake (09/23/2013) [-]
Are you from team rocket? Because every time i see you i'm blasting off.
User avatar #56 to #1 - danniegurl (09/23/2013) [-]
Cheesy Pick Up Lines: Get Her Number!

cheesy pickup lines
#49 to #1 - gerfox (09/23/2013) [-]
But it has to come out as a joke, if not it's just awkward and embarrassing.
User avatar #36 to #1 - Durp (09/23/2013) [-]
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
#38 to #36 - skysailor (09/23/2013) [-]
Of course
#18 to #1 - bronywhat (09/23/2013) [-]
Ever feel like there might be a connection between your uncommon opinion on how to pick up girls and your inability to pick up girls?
#7 to #1 - mrbongo (09/23/2013) [-]
There are many fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace.
User avatar #24 to #7 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
That's actually hilariously cute and could be effective. I'm probably gonna use it or a variation.

"There are many fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace. Or in my bed. Whichever works for you"
User avatar #54 to #24 - danniegurl (09/23/2013) [-]
I don't think most girls would go for the sex pickup lines.
User avatar #58 to #54 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no not literally (unless some whore. I dont know, not likely). But the few ones with a good sense of humor would appreciate and hopefully laugh at it which is all I need; a positive response. I don't expect that line to actually get me some tail
User avatar #59 to #58 - danniegurl (09/23/2013) [-]
I guess it would depend on your delivery, but some girls would think you were actually trying to get in their pants that night.
#5 to #1 - MadCapper (09/23/2013) [-]
Is that a phallus shaped object in your pants or are you poppin' a huge boner at my presence?!   
   
   
Or...						****					...wait. I think I 						******					 it up...
Is that a phallus shaped object in your pants or are you poppin' a huge boner at my presence?!


Or... **** ...wait. I think I ****** it up...
#8 to #5 - skysailor (09/23/2013) [-]
I would give you an A for effort, but I can see you want the D.
#10 to #8 - MadCapper (09/23/2013) [-]
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#14 to #10 - skysailor (09/23/2013) [-]
You can have it.
#95 to #14 - Womens Study Major (09/23/2013) [-]
ITT: two guys trying to have cybersex.
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