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#13 - humorouswaste (09/23/2013) [-]
I used the restaurant on the moon joke on the crush i had for months. Then I said "can I have your number now"   
   
needless to say i got rejected
I used the restaurant on the moon joke on the crush i had for months. Then I said "can I have your number now"

needless to say i got rejected
#17 to #13 - fukyouto (09/23/2013) [-]
just some advice, when you ask for a number say whats your number, or i just take out my phone and hand them it to put there number in. youre a lot less likely to be rejected
User avatar #21 to #17 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
I find it a LOT more effective to tell the girl to give you her number instead of asking for it.

Usually I say something like "so listen you sound like a pretty cool girl. You should give me your number, I'd love to get to know you better"
#23 to #21 - fukyouto (09/23/2013) [-]
yea its all about the confidence in the end, as long as youre comfortable and make her feel comfortable youre fine
User avatar #28 to #23 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
pic is her obviously. I think she's really damn cute
#27 to #23 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
Confidence is key, a lot of guys dont realize this.

I got an easy 8/10imo girl (who was a complete stranger to me) by walking up to her in the gym and simply saying "excuse me can I talk to you for a second? I know this is really forward but I think you're really cute and I'd definitely be kicking myself in the ass later if I didn't come up and talk to you. (Then I asked for her name and where she went to school just so I could if it was a high school or college to get an idea of her age) and said "Alright I gotta go but you should give me your number, I'd love to talk to you again sometime."


That's it. A 2 minute conversation and it's that simple. And I do admit that probably couldve sounded creeperish to a different girl but this one seemed really flattered and actually told me a few weeks later how impressed she was because not a lot of guys would have the balls to pull something like that.
#29 to #27 - fukyouto (09/23/2013) [-]
nice, she is really damn cute!
User avatar #30 to #29 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
thanks
But i was just trying to use this story to illustrate how "pick up lines" are pointless and that a simple and QUICK conversation suffices to still pull hotties ;)
#31 to #30 - fukyouto (09/23/2013) [-]
haha yea thats what lots of guys dont understand, girls just want to be talked to they are like spiders, they are more afraid of you then you are of them
User avatar #32 to #31 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
The biggest problem with all these guys complaining about how they cant get a girlfriend is because they're pussies. They'd never pull something like that I described two comments ago. What happened to the standard that guys are supposed to be the manly men who chase women? When did guys of this generation turn into pussies? I dont get it man. There's more 'emotional' posts of guys being sad because theyre in the friendzone than posts by girls about being in relationships. When did guys get more emotional than girls?



I just dont get it man.
User avatar #16 to #13 - thathorse (09/23/2013) [-]
At least you got out there, now go find a girl with low self esteem who just got dumped or is wasted at a party and have fun.
User avatar #22 to #16 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
this.

Girls with low self esteem are the best, I know from personal experience. (But only in terms of sexy fun time. Not so much relationship-wise but I didn't care cuz I didn't even like her like that)

They'll do pretty much anything for you because they think you're way out of their league.
User avatar #100 to #22 - thathorse (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh yes, you know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #101 to #100 - swimmingprodigy (09/23/2013) [-]
oh yeaaa

I went out with one for like a month who a total slut but a virgin.

She was suuuper easy and on our 2nd date she blew me in a movie theater while watching django unchained. Yes it was pretty childish but id never had sex in public so it was exciting.

She liked me way more than I liked her so I asked her to do things with me I'd never think to ask a respectable girl. It was fantastic.

Then I "broke up" with her by telling her I simply didn't like her and she got really pissed and a few days later texted me an essay about how im an ******* . And then a few days after that she texted again asking to be friends with benefits.

bitches be trippin
User avatar #102 to #101 - thathorse (09/24/2013) [-]
Are... are you a blue named version of me? I was the exact same way with my ex, she had only had sex once (and apparently it lasted a few minutes lol guy was a 1 pump chump) I lost interest real quick, and I nailed her on our first date in my car right behind her house, while her mom slept inside. I would go over to her house every day after work and have sex and she did everything I told her to do.
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