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#42 - irwincardozo (09/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
stickied
wish they hadn't cropped out my signature...
User avatar #1 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (09/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the first one means the second one
#5 - catzor (09/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
1. Sex cures headache!
2. They get hornier when on their periods. Harder for them to say no
3. Well, I didn't know her either. Figured we were a good match
4. Age is just a number. Right? ..Right??
User avatar #19 - tenthdivine (09/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So my ex used to use the headache thing a lot. I mean.. a LOT.

One night, I sat behind her on her bed, started massaging her shoulders and **** . I asked how she felt, and she said she was feeling great! Asked how her head was, she looks back kinda confused and says "It's fine, why do you ask?" so I pulled a condom out of my pocket and said "Okay good, that's awesome!" and she looks at me like ._. and says "You sneaky bastard..."

Victory sex is the best sex.
#11 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Implying the 4th one is an excuse
**** you
#13 to #11 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [-]
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#26 - minkler (09/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
of course the hand of number 3 is black.....
#30 - kaycie (09/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
girls aren't in perpetual heat like guys, maybe she just wants to let you down easy and say she has a headache etc when in reality she's just not in the 						*******					 mood
girls aren't in perpetual heat like guys, maybe she just wants to let you down easy and say she has a headache etc when in reality she's just not in the ******* mood
#35 - howyadurrr (09/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so to sum it up
1. not a valid excuse because sex releases chemicals that get ease pain
2. valid because you know
3. rape wrong
4. rape wrong
User avatar #28 - oliviersans (09/23/2013) [-]
the worst is when they combine those lame excuses "Please stop!! I don't even know you!! I'm only 12!!"
User avatar #55 - papaspipi (09/23/2013) [-]
**papaspipi rolled a random comment #81561 posted by sylvaticprawnisded at Brony board ** :
pls no


Worst excuse I ever heard
#50 - clockworkhearts (09/23/2013) [-]
Rape isn't funny guys
Rape isn't funny guys
#17 - eryde (09/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
old enough to count. old enough to mount.
#8 - oxYKellark (09/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - evilwheatleycore (09/23/2013) [-]
Funny until panel three

rape/pedo jokes on the internet? Hysterical
User avatar #40 - vilememory ONLINE (09/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
She told me we should save ourselves for our wedding night. I listened to her because I loved her. Turns out she was ******* everybody. They all knew but nobody told me. Then she blamed me for her sleeping around. Some men are dicks, and some women are dicks as well. Just don't let a few bad experiences spoil it for you, don't focus on the bitter parts focus on the happy parts. Keep trying to find that one that makes you happy.

Don't end up like me, angry, bitter. Refuse to let anybody into your life, get two cats when you want unconditional love.
#63 - joestraightballa (09/23/2013) [-]
sure are a lot of loli/pedo jokes up tonight.

what's going on tonight?
User avatar #62 - AnFour (09/23/2013) [-]
I've heard girls are just as horny as guys, ******** , just because of stuff like this.
Girls arent even close. Done.
#24 - schinderwolf (09/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
did somebody request a 12 year old girl?
#14 - slimeywaffles (09/23/2013) [-]
3rd one: It's only rape if you don't know the person.
3rd one: It's only rape if you don't know the person.
#7 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
5. You suck at sex.
User avatar #18 to #7 - secretdestroyers (09/23/2013) [-]
Now, you can't prove that!
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