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    #2 - dagramcraka
    Reply+242
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    For me.. anything pierced except the ears.. is just a major turn off... so.. no thanks..
    #199 to #2 - unfortunately
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    I dunno. Belly button is pretty hot.
    I dunno. Belly button is pretty hot.
    #195 to #2 - lamarisagoodname
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    word
    User avatar#120 to #2 - zenith
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I... actually agree with you on that.
    #115 to #2 - daryldixon
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    >Belly Button
    User avatar#90 to #2 - joshlol#27 on contentRank#27
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I agree my friend, and if the ears are pierced it has to be something modest, not those ridiculous plugs that stretch your ears. That's a red flag for me.
    User avatar#75 to #2 - burnswhenipee
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Same, except belly button piercings...i like those
    User avatar#66 to #2 - linktheherooftime
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I find gauges very unattractive. So even with ears it has a point.
    #54 to #2 - danzoshimura
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
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    #55 to #54 - dagramcraka
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    yes.. its the only thing i can look at and... no.. just no...
    User avatar#135 to #55 - hydraetis
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Just a tiny stud like that? Really?
    User avatar#59 to #55 - danzoshimura
    Reply+7
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I understand some gross hoop nose rings or snake bites being a turn off, but a tiny stud? You are way too picky
    User avatar#68 to #59 - danniegurl
    Reply+5
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I have a stud smaller than that, even, and people literally don't even notice it. I mention it, and they're like "oh, I didn't even know your nose was pierced" I want a bigger one.
    User avatar#80 to #68 - nogphille
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    i know this is lacking originality, but idgaf.

    i don't believe you.
    #85 to #80 - danniegurl
    Reply+4
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    for a nose? really?   
   
i'm the one on the left.
    for a nose? really?

    i'm the one on the left.
    #188 to #85 - wagastragas
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    it looks like a wart
    User avatar#189 to #188 - danniegurl
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    just in the pic, in real life it is like a gem-looking thing
    #118 to #85 - anon id: 2525589b
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Hmm your friend seems so hungry she's already eating her tongue.
    #113 to #85 - dross
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#92 to #85 - joshlol#27 on contentRank#27
    Reply-1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    >i'm the one on the left.

    You mean.. the only one with the nose piercing? Thanks for clearing that up!

    Unless blondie has a small piercing I can't see.
    User avatar#93 to #92 - danniegurl
    Reply+4
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Well, I did mention it was so small most people don't see it. It's actually a lot more noticeable in pictures than in real life.
    User avatar#94 to #93 - joshlol#27 on contentRank#27
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Oh I see. You are pretty, where are you from?
    User avatar#95 to #94 - danniegurl
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    thanks, florida
    User avatar#96 to #95 - joshlol#27 on contentRank#27
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Bah, jealous. I would love to be on the east coast or the west coast but you guys have such strict immigration laws
    User avatar#97 to #96 - danniegurl
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    where are you from?
    User avatar#98 to #97 - joshlol#27 on contentRank#27
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I'm in the UK
    User avatar#99 to #98 - danniegurl
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    ahh, well, florida sucks. it's hot and humid in the summer, and the humidity makes both cold and heat feel colder or hotter than it actually is. sweating wouldn't be so bad if it weren't so humid.
    User avatar#100 to #99 - joshlol#27 on contentRank#27
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I guess, though I think I'd take it over miserable cold weather 90% of the year (though we actually had a nice summer this year)
    #87 to #85 - nogphille
    Reply+3
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    looks nice, i wouldn't get a bigger one..    
   
props + gif for delivering!
    looks nice, i wouldn't get a bigger one..

    props + gif for delivering!
    User avatar#46 to #2 - mondominiman#119 on contentRank#119
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I don't like tattoos on a women. They can have them if they like it but I personally think it looks bad. INB4 THEY DON'T HAVE TO PROVE THEMSELVES, fedora neckbeard, additional generic fat insult.
    #36 to #2 - EmulateSnes
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Don't Say that until you've had a girl with a tongue ring.
    Don't Say that until you've had a girl with a tongue ring.
    #187 to #36 - wagastragas
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    meh thats just one of those thing everyone says and ppl beleive it just cause its true, had a gf with one for the most part it just felt like a bulge on the tounge there wasnt any diff in pleasure, and i allways found it disgusting cus it got food stuck under it all the time and when she cleaned it it smelled bad.
    #32 to #2 - Jameshaich
    Reply+28
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    As if you'd turn down the chance to see a tit.   
As if any of us would.
    As if you'd turn down the chance to see a tit.
    As if any of us would.
    #62 to #32 - lordnerevar
    Reply-37
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I am an asexual and honestly fail to see the appeal of breasts.   
So, yeah. Some of us would.
    I am an asexual and honestly fail to see the appeal of breasts.
    So, yeah. Some of us would.
    #261 to #62 - furiousmarshmellow
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Using "I am an asexual" won't help hide the fact you're gay.
    Using "I am an asexual" won't help hide the fact you're gay.
    User avatar#263 to #261 - lordnerevar
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Wow! A Gay joke! On the Internet!
    #264 to #263 - furiousmarshmellow
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Wow! Sarcasm!
    Wow! Sarcasm!
    #265 to #264 - lordnerevar
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
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    #266 to #265 - furiousmarshmellow
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Don't think you can get out of this with shibe.
    Don't think you can get out of this with shibe.
    #267 to #266 - lordnerevar
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#227 to #62 - qwarthos
    Reply-1
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Asexual by choice, I'm sure
    User avatar#228 to #227 - lordnerevar
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Not that it matters to you, but yes.
    Asexuals don't split like amoebae like some of these retards believe... Not people anyway. It's just the term used for someone whose hormones don't really make the person desire sex. Some people just don't have sex drives, and these children can't seem to comprehend that.
    User avatar#230 to #228 - qwarthos
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Asexual really means reproduction without sex
    User avatar#234 to #230 - lordnerevar
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Yes, it does. Refer to this.
    www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4803394/the+mallard+is+always+right/159#159
    Once more I will explain that it's just the term people have coined onto the people like this. It does not mean they reproduce asexually unless we're talking about creatures that do in fact reproduce asexually. This is one of those things where people have given the word a double meaning.
    Medical Dictionary

    asexual a·sex·u·al (ā-sěk'sh&oomacr;-əl)
    adj.

    Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless.

    Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding.

    Lacking interest in or desire for sex.
    #109 to #62 - jinkazama
    Reply+14
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Do you reproduce through mitosis?

    Didn't think so. I guarantee you're an edgy 14 year old.
    User avatar#116 to #109 - lordnerevar
    Reply-10
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    You'd lose that one.
    22 year old College Student. Nice guess though.
    User avatar#142 to #116 - nighkey
    Reply+6
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Oh look, another "Pretend not to Care" Funny Junker who gets thumbed down and shows their apathy by commenting apathetically toward EVERYONE who leaves them a comment.
    User avatar#143 to #142 - lordnerevar
    Reply-6
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Oh look, another "I know you better than you know yourself" Funny Junker who just feels so surely that they are incapable of being wrong or outdone in anything and shows it by being edgy.
    User avatar#146 to #143 - nighkey
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Wow it took you like 45 seconds to spaz out that reply. (My point exactly) I didn't bother reading it.
    User avatar#147 to #146 - lordnerevar
    Reply-4
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    That's nice honey
    User avatar#158 to #147 - kingofdogs
    Reply-7
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I don't mind you
    User avatar#270 to #158 - psykobear
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    I thumbed you up because it's not a bad thing to not mind someone.
    User avatar#277 to #270 - kingofdogs
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Thank you
    User avatar#138 to #116 - rectophobia
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    He was probably referring to mental age
    User avatar#140 to #138 - lordnerevar
    Reply-2
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I feel like I'm handling this maturely.
    I haven't deleted my comment in fear of red pixels, I haven't started a flame war, etc.
    Seems to me, these people who can't accept that someone is celibate are the 14 year olds.
    So how are you getting the impression that my mental age is 14? Enlighten me.
    #155 to #140 - jinkazama
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Celibate =/= asexual. Asexuality refers to method of reproduction, not sexual orientation. If you've managed to get to college you would know that. Or if you were celibate you would know that.

    Furthermore, because of your celibacy you have no place commenting when you first did. It would be like someone commenting on a movie review just to say "oh i just want to mention i don't watch movies".

    Like i said, edgy attention seeking 14 year old. Or as a TL;DR

    TFW no gf
    User avatar#210 to #155 - meganinja
    Reply0
    (09/23/2013)[-]
    Asexual is the term used for people who don't experience sexual desire.

    They can, feel sexual pleasure, and they can feel attraction
    #165 to #155 - lordnerevar
    Reply-4
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Imagine that, Asexuality isn't just a scientific term for creatures that reproduce asexually, but is an actual term for people who have no desire for sex, too! Wow! Good job lecturing me like an uneducated slob. At least try to know what you're talking about before you flap your ignorant gums around.   
Am I still 2edgy4u?
    Imagine that, Asexuality isn't just a scientific term for creatures that reproduce asexually, but is an actual term for people who have no desire for sex, too! Wow! Good job lecturing me like an uneducated slob. At least try to know what you're talking about before you flap your ignorant gums around.
    Am I still 2edgy4u?
    User avatar#159 to #155 - lordnerevar
    Reply-1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    You need to login to view this link
    asexualeducation.tumblr.com/asexualif
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    www.psychologytoday.com/blog/living-single/200912/asexuals-who-are-they-and-why-are-they-important
    Oh hey, look at that. Asexual people, go figure. I am celibate because I have no sexual attraction, nor do I wish to copulate and/or pursue sexual intercourse.
    Maybe if you understood that humans re-use words in situations like this, you'd know that.
    User avatar#144 to #140 - rectophobia
    Reply+5
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Because you felt the need to tell us all that you are asexual
    User avatar#150 to #144 - lordnerevar
    Reply-1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4650323/Motivation/76#76
    www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/PICTURES+OF+MY+MOB+GRINDER/vMekGiZ/6#6
    And you felt the need to tell people about your sexual situation. Explain to me how you're the White-Knight?
    User avatar#151 to #150 - rectophobia
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    The second comment was just as wrong as yours (I'm willing to admit that), but the first one was completely justified.

    User avatar#153 to #151 - lordnerevar
    Reply-3
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    But how is mine wrong? Someone said "As if anyone here wouldn't"
    But I wouldn't, which is basically someone speaking FOR me and pretending to know what I'd do, despite my opinion being the opposite. I feel like telling him that I was an exception to his case isn't off-topic or un-called for. I seriously don't understand why everyone has twigs up their asses all of the sudden.
    User avatar#157 to #153 - rectophobia
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    You are entitled to your opinion, I'll give you that. This is the internet however, and no matter how justified you think you are to express your opinion, know that you will be crucified for it.

    Call me hypocritical all you want, but when you share your unfavored opinion on the internet and expect everyone to respect it, you are wrong; no matter how right you think you are
    User avatar#160 to #157 - lordnerevar
    Reply-1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Can't argue with that.
    User avatar#63 to #62 - Jameshaich
    Reply+25
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    So, regardless if they're pierced or not, you'd find them unattractive. Therefore your opinion is invalid.
    #64 to #63 - lordnerevar
    Reply-33
    (09/22/2013)[-]
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    #31 to #2 - unholyjebus
    Reply+44
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I agree with you but if I have an opportunity to see a boob, pieced or not, I'm gonna take it.
    #28 to #2 - colorparty**User deleted account**
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    #18 to #2 - Kairyuka
    Reply-6
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Agreed! Oh when women ruin perfectly cute body parts with ugly metals, it makes me cringe ;-;
    Agreed! Oh when women ruin perfectly cute body parts with ugly metals, it makes me cringe ;-;
    User avatar#14 to #2 - kallesyndrom
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I hate earrings... And like nipple piercings... I guess there has to be opposites
    #13 to #2 - imadeanaccforthis**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#21 to #13 - flemsdfer#388 on commentsRank#388
    Reply0
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    I know what you mean....if only they had clip-ons for those.
    User avatar#6 to #2 - coolioplasm
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    This. So much.
    User avatar#7 to #6 - voxelbuffer
    Reply+3
    (09/22/2013)[-]
    Thumbs for Slark my good man
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