Same, except belly button piercings...i like those - #102758732 added by burnswhenipee at the mallard is always right

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#2 - dagramcraka

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(09/22/2013) [-]

For me.. anything pierced except the ears.. is just a major turn off... so.. no thanks..

#199 to #2 - unfortunately

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(09/23/2013) [-]

I dunno. Belly button is pretty hot.

#195 to #2 - lamarisagoodname

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(09/23/2013) [-]

word

#120 to #2 - zenith

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I... actually agree with you on that.

#115 to #2 - daryldixon

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(09/22/2013) [-]

>Belly Button

#90 to #2 - joshlol

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I agree my friend, and if the ears are pierced it has to be something modest, not those ridiculous plugs that stretch your ears. That's a red flag for me.

#75 to #2 - burnswhenipee

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Same, except belly button piercings...i like those

#66 to #2 - linktheherooftime

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I find gauges very unattractive. So even with ears it has a point.

#54 to #2 - danzoshimura

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(09/22/2013) [-]

#55 to #54 - dagramcraka

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(09/22/2013) [-]

yes.. its the only thing i can look at and... no.. just no...

#135 to #55 - hydraetis

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Just a tiny stud like that? Really?

#59 to #55 - danzoshimura

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I understand some gross hoop nose rings or snake bites being a turn off, but a tiny stud? You are way too picky

#68 to #59 - danniegurl

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I have a stud smaller than that, even, and people literally don't even notice it. I mention it, and they're like "oh, I didn't even know your nose was pierced" I want a bigger one.

#80 to #68 - nogphille

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(09/22/2013) [-]

i know this is lacking originality, but idgaf.

i don't believe you.

#85 to #80 - danniegurl

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(09/22/2013) [-]

for a nose? really?

i'm the one on the left.

#188 to #85 - wagastragas

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(09/23/2013) [-]

it looks like a wart

#189 to #188 - danniegurl

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(09/23/2013) [-]

just in the pic, in real life it is like a gem-looking thing

#118 to #85 - anon id: 2525589b

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Hmm your friend seems so hungry she's already eating her tongue.

#113 to #85 - dross

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(09/22/2013) [-]

#92 to #85 - joshlol

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(09/22/2013) [-]

>i'm the one on the left.

You mean.. the only one with the nose piercing? Thanks for clearing that up!

Unless blondie has a small piercing I can't see.

#93 to #92 - danniegurl

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Well, I did mention it was so small most people don't see it. It's actually a lot more noticeable in pictures than in real life.

#94 to #93 - joshlol

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Oh I see. You are pretty, where are you from?

#95 to #94 - danniegurl

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(09/22/2013) [-]

thanks, florida

#96 to #95 - joshlol

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Bah, jealous. I would love to be on the east coast or the west coast but you guys have such strict immigration laws

#97 to #96 - danniegurl

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(09/22/2013) [-]

where are you from?

#98 to #97 - joshlol

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I'm in the UK

#99 to #98 - danniegurl

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(09/22/2013) [-]

ahh, well, florida sucks. it's hot and humid in the summer, and the humidity makes both cold and heat feel colder or hotter than it actually is. sweating wouldn't be so bad if it weren't so humid.

#100 to #99 - joshlol

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I guess, though I think I'd take it over miserable cold weather 90% of the year (though we actually had a nice summer this year)

#87 to #85 - nogphille

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(09/22/2013) [-]

looks nice, i wouldn't get a bigger one..

props + gif for delivering!

#46 to #2 - mondominiman

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I don't like tattoos on a women. They can have them if they like it but I personally think it looks bad. INB4 THEY DON'T HAVE TO PROVE THEMSELVES, fedora neckbeard, additional generic fat insult.

#36 to #2 - EmulateSnes

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Don't Say that until you've had a girl with a tongue ring.

#187 to #36 - wagastragas

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(09/23/2013) [-]

meh thats just one of those thing everyone says and ppl beleive it just cause its true, had a gf with one for the most part it just felt like a bulge on the tounge there wasnt any diff in pleasure, and i allways found it disgusting cus it got food stuck under it all the time and when she cleaned it it smelled bad.

#32 to #2 - Jameshaich

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(09/22/2013) [-]

As if you'd turn down the chance to see a tit.
As if any of us would.

#62 to #32 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I am an asexual and honestly fail to see the appeal of breasts.
So, yeah. Some of us would.

#261 to #62 - furiousmarshmellow

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Using "I am an asexual" won't help hide the fact you're gay.

#263 to #261 - lordnerevar

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Wow! A Gay joke! On the Internet!

#264 to #263 - furiousmarshmellow

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Wow! Sarcasm!

#265 to #264 - lordnerevar

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#266 to #265 - furiousmarshmellow

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Don't think you can get out of this with shibe.

#267 to #266 - lordnerevar

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#227 to #62 - qwarthos

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Asexual by choice, I'm sure

#228 to #227 - lordnerevar

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Not that it matters to you, but yes.
Asexuals don't split like amoebae like some of these retards believe... Not people anyway. It's just the term used for someone whose hormones don't really make the person desire sex. Some people just don't have sex drives, and these children can't seem to comprehend that.

#230 to #228 - qwarthos

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Asexual really means reproduction without sex

#234 to #230 - lordnerevar

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Yes, it does. Refer to this.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4803394/the+mallard+is+always+right/159#159
Once more I will explain that it's just the term people have coined onto the people like this. It does not mean they reproduce asexually unless we're talking about creatures that do in fact reproduce asexually. This is one of those things where people have given the word a double meaning.
Medical Dictionary

asexual a·sex·u·al (ā-sěk'sh&oomacr;-əl)
adj.

Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless.

Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding.

Lacking interest in or desire for sex.

#109 to #62 - jinkazama

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Do you reproduce through mitosis?

Didn't think so. I guarantee you're an edgy 14 year old.

#116 to #109 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

You'd lose that one.
22 year old College Student. Nice guess though.

#142 to #116 - nighkey

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Oh look, another "Pretend not to Care" Funny Junker who gets thumbed down and shows their apathy by commenting apathetically toward EVERYONE who leaves them a comment.

#143 to #142 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Oh look, another "I know you better than you know yourself" Funny Junker who just feels so surely that they are incapable of being wrong or outdone in anything and shows it by being edgy.

#146 to #143 - nighkey

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Wow it took you like 45 seconds to spaz out that reply. (My point exactly) I didn't bother reading it.

#147 to #146 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

That's nice honey

#158 to #147 - kingofdogs

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I don't mind you

#270 to #158 - psykobear

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(09/23/2013) [-]

I thumbed you up because it's not a bad thing to not mind someone.

#277 to #270 - kingofdogs

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Thank you

#138 to #116 - rectophobia

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(09/22/2013) [-]

He was probably referring to mental age

#140 to #138 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

I feel like I'm handling this maturely.
I haven't deleted my comment in fear of red pixels, I haven't started a flame war, etc.
Seems to me, these people who can't accept that someone is celibate are the 14 year olds.
So how are you getting the impression that my mental age is 14? Enlighten me.

#155 to #140 - jinkazama

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Celibate =/= asexual. Asexuality refers to method of reproduction, not sexual orientation. If you've managed to get to college you would know that. Or if you were celibate you would know that.

Furthermore, because of your celibacy you have no place commenting when you first did. It would be like someone commenting on a movie review just to say "oh i just want to mention i don't watch movies".

Like i said, edgy attention seeking 14 year old. Or as a TL;DR

TFW no gf

#210 to #155 - meganinja

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(09/23/2013) [-]

Asexual is the term used for people who don't experience sexual desire.

They can, feel sexual pleasure, and they can feel attraction

#165 to #155 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Imagine that, Asexuality isn't just a scientific term for creatures that reproduce asexually, but is an actual term for people who have no desire for sex, too! Wow! Good job lecturing me like an uneducated slob. At least try to know what you're talking about before you flap your ignorant gums around.
Am I still 2edgy4u?

#159 to #155 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

www.asexuality.org/en/
You need to login to view this link
www.asexualityarchive.com/possible-signs-of-asexuality-part-1-about-you/
www.psychologytoday.com/blog/living-single/200912/asexuals-who-are-they-and-why-are-they-important
Oh hey, look at that. Asexual people, go figure. I am celibate because I have no sexual attraction, nor do I wish to copulate and/or pursue sexual intercourse.
Maybe if you understood that humans re-use words in situations like this, you'd know that.

#144 to #140 - rectophobia

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Because you felt the need to tell us all that you are asexual

#150 to #144 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4650323/Motivation/76#76
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/minecraft/PICTURES+OF+MY+MOB+GRINDER/vMekGiZ/6#6
And you felt the need to tell people about your sexual situation. Explain to me how you're the White-Knight?

#151 to #150 - rectophobia

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The second comment was just as wrong as yours (I'm willing to admit that), but the first one was completely justified.

#153 to #151 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

But how is mine wrong? Someone said "As if anyone here wouldn't"
But I wouldn't, which is basically someone speaking FOR me and pretending to know what I'd do, despite my opinion being the opposite. I feel like telling him that I was an exception to his case isn't off-topic or un-called for. I seriously don't understand why everyone has twigs up their asses all of the sudden.

#157 to #153 - rectophobia

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(09/22/2013) [-]

You are entitled to your opinion, I'll give you that. This is the internet however, and no matter how justified you think you are to express your opinion, know that you will be crucified for it.

Call me hypocritical all you want, but when you share your unfavored opinion on the internet and expect everyone to respect it, you are wrong; no matter how right you think you are

#160 to #157 - lordnerevar

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(09/22/2013) [-]

Can't argue with that.