the mallard is always right. .. For me.. anything pierced except the ears.. is just a major turn off... so.. no thanks..
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the mallard is always right

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Submitted: 09/22/2013
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User avatar #2 - dagramcraka (09/22/2013) [+] (74 replies)
For me.. anything pierced except the ears.. is just a major turn off... so.. no thanks..
#4 - adamks (09/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My cousin told me she had one, as well as a vaginal one whatever they're called.
User avatar #8 to #4 - meathooksodomy ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Did you tell her "I don't beieve you"?
User avatar #25 - justanotherzombie (09/22/2013) [+] (29 replies)
If she's telling you she most likely willing to show it, I'd know I have one. INB4 show me This isn't NSFW.
User avatar #33 to #25 - mylazy ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't believe you.
User avatar #3 - syntheticdoll (09/22/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Well I'm a girl but I think the only piercing that doesn't make girls less hotter (besides earrings) is a healthy and clean navel piercing.
#12 to #3 - rapeyrapey (09/22/2013) [-]
well im a girl und i think youre being a little idiot
#17 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If a girl has a nipple ring and tells me, I automatically think she's a unclean whore and don't want to have sex with her.



I know this isn't that relevant to Confession Bear but its the only image I got that somewhat relates.
User avatar #1 - vanoreo (09/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
pooflinger
User avatar #9 to #1 - pooflinger (09/22/2013) [-]
?
#41 - xnotcreative (09/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Facial piercings can be cool but belly button and nipple piercings just bother me...

I always feel like if I mess up, I'll accidentally tear it out.
User avatar #132 - colossusshadow (09/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When I had my nipples pierced lots of people wanted to see them, too.
I wanna get them re-done, but female nipple piercings hurt more than male, and now I have scar tissue.
User avatar #134 to #132 - vortexrain (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't believe you.
#5 - mohne (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - nimba (09/22/2013) [-]
What about "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
#112 - DucklingDick (09/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #35 - iwanttousenumbers (09/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A guy I know once had a girl tell him that her clit was pierced and he said he didn't believe her. He believes her now
User avatar #15 - harrisonfordor (09/22/2013) [-]
I hate the cutsie bitches who are all "I have one but I can't show it when I'm sober heeheeheeheeheehee" Fucking elephant.
#102 - kaycie (09/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
god I fucking hate nipples   
how could you get one pierced??
god I fucking hate nipples
how could you get one pierced??
User avatar #123 - bankaii (09/22/2013) [-]
Some attention seeking slutty bitch goes to me one night at the pub
"Hey Bankaii have ya seen my new nipple pieceirng"
'No'
"Look, what ya think"
'Looks infected'
"Rude"
User avatar #260 - plzpaymyrent (09/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
OMG i hate being level 1 just wanna give this another thumb
User avatar #262 to #260 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [-]
Dude. Seriously. Don't. Just a friendly warning.
#220 - swtorpro (09/23/2013) [-]
"A Girls Tells..."
"A Girls Tells..."
User avatar #231 - zombiznes (09/23/2013) [+] (20 replies)
i'm a girl and i've been thinking about getting my nipples pierced, just out of curiosity do you FJers find them sexy or just weird? i'll probably get them regardless but i'm still curious.
User avatar #232 to #231 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [-]
I like them, personally.
#185 - errdayimfjing (09/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
-If a girls tells you she has a nipple ring, the correct response is:
-If a girls tells you she has a nipple ring,
-If a girls tells you
-If a girls
-a girls
A GIRLS!

Come on funnyjunk, how have you not caught this yet. I am disappoint.
User avatar #192 to #185 - andrewjla (09/23/2013) [-]
cuz we don't flip our shit due to a small spelling error that no one is going to see in 3 hours. no one really cares. it's the internet. no one gives a shit...
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