the mallard is always right. .. For me.. anything pierced except the ears.. is just a major turn off... so.. no thanks..
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the mallard is always right

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User avatar #2 - dagramcraka ONLINE (09/22/2013) [+] (74 replies)
For me.. anything pierced except the ears.. is just a major turn off... so.. no thanks..
#4 - adamks (09/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My cousin told me she had one, as well as a vaginal one whatever they're called.
User avatar #8 to #4 - meathooksodomy (09/22/2013) [-]
Did you tell her "I don't beieve you"?
User avatar #25 - justanotherzombie (09/22/2013) [+] (29 replies)
If she's telling you she most likely willing to show it, I'd know I have one. INB4 show me This isn't **** .
User avatar #33 to #25 - mylazy ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't believe you.
User avatar #3 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/22/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Well I'm a girl but I think the only piercing that doesn't make girls less hotter (besides earrings) is a healthy and clean navel piercing.
#12 to #3 - rapeyrapey (09/22/2013) [-]
well im a girl und i think youre being a little idiot
#17 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If a girl has a nipple ring and tells me, I automatically think she's a unclean whore and don't want to have sex with her.

I know this isn't that relevant to Confession Bear but its the only image I got that somewhat relates.
User avatar #1 - vanoreo (09/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #9 to #1 - pooflinger (09/22/2013) [-]
#41 - xnotcreative (09/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Facial piercings can be cool but belly button and nipple piercings just bother me...

I always feel like if I mess up, I'll accidentally tear it out.
User avatar #132 - colossusshadow (09/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When I had my nipples pierced lots of people wanted to see them, too.
I wanna get them re-done, but female nipple piercings hurt more than male, and now I have scar tissue.
User avatar #134 to #132 - vortexrain (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't believe you.
#5 - mohne (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - nimba (09/22/2013) [-]
What about "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
#112 - DucklingDick (09/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #35 - iwanttousenumbers (09/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A guy I know once had a girl tell him that her clit was pierced and he said he didn't believe her. He believes her now
User avatar #15 - harrisonfordor (09/22/2013) [-]
I hate the cutsie bitches who are all "I have one but I can't show it when I'm sober heeheeheeheeheehee" ******* elephant.
#102 - kaycie (09/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
god I 			*******		 hate nipples   
how could you get one pierced??
god I ******* hate nipples
how could you get one pierced??
User avatar #123 - bankaii (09/22/2013) [-]
Some attention seeking slutty bitch goes to me one night at the pub
"Hey Bankaii have ya seen my new nipple pieceirng"
"Look, what ya think"
'Looks infected'
User avatar #260 - plzpaymyrent (09/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
OMG i hate being level 1 just wanna give this another thumb
User avatar #262 to #260 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [-]
Dude. Seriously. Don't. Just a friendly warning.
#220 - swtorpro (09/23/2013) [-]
"A Girls Tells..."
"A Girls Tells..."
#185 - errdayimfjing (09/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
-If a girls tells you she has a nipple ring, the correct response is:
-If a girls tells you she has a nipple ring,
-If a girls tells you
-If a girls
-a girls

Come on funnyjunk, how have you not caught this yet. I am disappoint.
User avatar #192 to #185 - andrewjla (09/23/2013) [-]
cuz we don't flip our **** due to a small spelling error that no one is going to see in 3 hours. no one really cares. it's the internet. no one gives a **** ...
User avatar #136 - roflsaucer (09/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The only piercings besides ear piercings that aren't detrimental are bellybutton piercings. In my opinion, of course.

But I think we can all agree that gauges are nasty, if you can even call those piercings.
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