nananana. i need proof... What's so heroic about someone as over-powered as superman? he was born with the ability to do all he can do (all he can do on earth anyway) so him saving peopl
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i need proof.

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User avatar #3 - subbzero **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [+] (24 replies)
What's so heroic about someone as over-powered as superman? he was born with the ability to do all he can do (all he can do on earth anyway) so him saving people is just a bi-product of the fact he's invincible a sort of "I can do it easily, why the **** not" batman TRAINED himself up from a young age with the burning hatred of all criminals and the desire to save anyone he could from them and pushed his body and mind to the absolute limits to do so, who's the REAL hero?
User avatar #8 to #3 - Viceroy (09/21/2013) [-]
Superman didn't need some tragedy to know that saving people's lives was the right thing to do.
He was born with more than enough power to rule the entire planet, and instead he decides to use it to help its people, and he didn't need to be a victim of some tragedy, he didn't need to be convinced that there was some evil in the world that he needed to stop, he just decided that power should be used to help.
There's nothing compelling him to do what's right; no guilt, no desire for redemption. He just does what's right because that's what people should do.
User avatar #5 - dnavarre (09/21/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Because they always handicap Supes, since he never kills anyone and Batman is usually written to outsmart him. There's nothing to stop him from (paraphrasing Cracked) dropping the moon on Batman.

It's just because Batman winning is more exciting, the underdog beating all odds. If it actually happened fairly, there's very little chance Batman would win.
#4 - amegaara ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
goddamn batman fanboys
User avatar #45 - yeorey (09/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But each those times weren't cannon.

Superman vs Batman: Top 10 Reasons Superman Wins!
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (09/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't like either of them

People say Superman sucks as a hero because he's so over-powered, but **** , look at Batman. He's literally made to be the perfect human and for some reason every single god-damn Batman fanboy INSISTS that he either A. Has the solution on his belt, B. Can simply 'out-think' the problem, or C. Can out-think it 'with prep time'. ******************** . I can't even count how many times I heard the argument "So, Batman V.S. X" "Oh, Batman would obviously win every time" "...X is a super-powered being with immortality, every power under the sun, smartest person in the entire universe, super-strength and endurance, and can make a man orgasm with just his eyes" "Ya, but Batman would come up with something to win"
User avatar #1 - rynkar (09/21/2013) [-]
Not ever in main stream continuity though.
User avatar #54 - xdeathspawnx (09/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My problem with the batman vs superman (or batman vs anybody DC) is that you have two choices: make batman super OP or make superman either super dumb or super weak. I hate it when they make batman really strong because the whole point of batman is that he is a normal human. Yes, he has a lot of training and a lot of money, but in the end he shouldn't be able to go past the limits of a human body. This is what makes batman interesting to me, he has to use stealth and intelligence instead of just flying in and ******* **** up like a lot of DC characters. I don't have as much of a problem with downplaying superman's powers, but there is only so much you can do with that before superman comes off as a weakling or an idiot. Going this path also usually ends up with less of an entertaining fight.

Basically I dislike how batman is fighting against hero's that are way out of his power level. I would be more interested in him fighting someone like Captain America or maybe even Wolverine, who's powers aren't too far out there. (and yes I understand captain america and wolverine are not DC, but I couldn't think of any dc heros who are around batman's power level off the top of my head.
User avatar #109 - doobles (09/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Actually, Batman has never beaten Superman in canon comics, sorry for you fan boys out there. Batman has admitted on numerous occasions that superman would obliterate him in a fight, prep time or no prep time.
User avatar #104 - kingofgodss (09/22/2013) [-]
batman has never defeated superman in canon though...
#28 - blueninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
WHY THE **** ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A KO'D DOCTOR DOOM
User avatar #18 - eatmaishorts (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"just remember me as the only human who beat you...."- *********** Batmans
#50 to #18 - UnoSkullmanx (09/22/2013) [-]
That was a non-cannon book written by someone who has no clue what Superman is able to do and has no business writing fanfiction.

Try again.
#107 - DiabloStrawhat (09/22/2013) [-]
In a battle between Batman and Superman, there are two possible outcomes:   
   
1. Batman wins   
   
2. Superman loses   
   
Both outcomes are equally likely.
In a battle between Batman and Superman, there are two possible outcomes:

1. Batman wins

2. Superman loses

Both outcomes are equally likely.
#102 - DanLacasky (09/22/2013) [-]
and then he wakes up
User avatar #98 - rainbowshurrburt (09/22/2013) [-]
Superman has killed batman more than once
#73 - blanketandpillow (09/22/2013) [-]
I never liked Superman. Granted, I only saw the movies involving him, so I probably don't have that much say in this, but I still I think he's overpowered. In my opinion, it would be fine if he was in his own universe fighting his own equally powerful villains, but he's always mashed up with other superheroes, but the other super and their villains are just not a match for him.
User avatar #27 - maskedhippo (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Batman's superpower is plot armor. He's just written to never lose. Superman should be able to wreck him, the writers just don't like Batman ever losing.
#2 - astarothaufromage (09/21/2013) [-]
And the other way around too, but the one who loses always has the disadvantage. Supers is weakened by a nuclear blast and taking orders from the government, or it's in a comic that just doesn't make sense. The time Batsy beat him with with just a kryptonite ring... You should need more than such a tiny amount, it has always been that way. And when Batsy lost he was possessed by the kryptonite man or under influence of venom. And yeah that is a disadvantage because he couldn't think clear and was nothing more than just a brute. And Supes is the bigger brute.
#114 - beltrami (09/22/2013) [-]
Just gonna leave this here..........
Just gonna leave this here..........
User avatar #105 - timmywankenobi (09/22/2013) [-]
kryptonite in the utility belt bitches !
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