Genius. . Men! Do you suffer hum a 'Morning Glory'? Standing up leads to aiming problems! Sitting down leads to 'rim ' Allows you tn stand to attention whilst s
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Genius

Men!
Do you suffer hum a 'Morning Glory'?
Standing up leads to aiming problems!
Sitting down leads to 'rim '
Allows you tn stand to attention whilst sitting
dawn!
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Submitted: 09/20/2013
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User avatar #4 - arreatface ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
well i do not like the idea of my hard dick indirecly rubbing against other mens hard dicks.... But its pretty funny so thumb'd up anyway.
#5 to #4 - arthurfj (09/20/2013) [-]
The whole point of this is that it's a toilet seat with space for your dick. What did you think was going on here?
#66 - nikkoria ONLINE (09/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nah, I prefer this
User avatar #62 - WolfPrince (09/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What if it doesn't fit in that thing?
User avatar #90 to #62 - mankey (09/21/2013) [-]
Then you still haven't woken up yet.
#23 - mytrakytra (09/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I don't know about the rest of you guys but I just bend that **** down.
#25 - almostninja (09/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
******* casuals
#24 - Jesusnipples (09/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Tip to all guys:   
   
Get an awkward boner? Want it to go away?   
No problem!   
Flex any muscle for about 60 seconds and it goes away because the blood that fuels it goes to the muscle you're flexing   
Another way to get rid of a boner is to light it on fire, but that's a much more permanent solution
Tip to all guys:

Get an awkward boner? Want it to go away?
No problem!
Flex any muscle for about 60 seconds and it goes away because the blood that fuels it goes to the muscle you're flexing
Another way to get rid of a boner is to light it on fire, but that's a much more permanent solution
#22 - Protomix (09/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
but what if it curves up
but what if it curves up
User avatar #14 - adu (09/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When I sit down with a boner, my dick is usually staring me right in the face, so unless I want to piss into my own eye, I have to lean forward and painfully crank it downwards like a lever needing WD-40 until the point where I can piss below the rim without causing a ******* mess. I don't have a gigantor penis either, so I typically have room if I scoot backwards. (Although some *********** toilet bowls are circles rather than ovals, so you're pretty much ****** if you come across one of those.)
#15 to #14 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
#21 - tehfrogg (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I find this toilet rather shallow and pedantic
User avatar #121 - vanoreo (09/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
just push your erect dick down with your hand morons
#41 - pikininja (09/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't understand this post at all. This is one of those moments where I'm glad I don't have a penis.
User avatar #43 to #41 - TheFixer (09/21/2013) [-]
men wake up with erections
User avatar #45 - lordofbumcrack (09/21/2013) [+] (28 replies)
I hate using public toilets because rim twang and possible STDs
User avatar #61 to #57 - lordofbumcrack (09/21/2013) [-]
I am one of those people who can really identify with those "WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN DIARRHEA STRIKES" posts...
User avatar #94 - helicase (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Does it come in black?
User avatar #99 to #94 - cheatmasterjunk ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
That one's quite a bit bigger.
User avatar #77 - joehue ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I actually just like to aim and fire like I'm playing with a water gun.
Since it's standing at attention of course, I stay in a safe range and usually am a few steps away from my toilet then normal, then as my tank begins to empty and the pressure lessens I slowly move forward inch by inch towards the toilet til I'm all out of piss.

Probably didn't need to go into detail, but just came to mind.
#18 - veiledtruth (09/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My boyfriend just pees into the shower when hes hard
#131 - triggathepirate (09/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
MFW I don't have to worry about this.   
   
 I'm not a woman    
   
 Apparently it's strange my erections have a downward curve
MFW I don't have to worry about this.

I'm not a woman

Apparently it's strange my erections have a downward curve
#11 - Paczilla (09/20/2013) [-]
I just do a hand stand like a normal person.
I just do a hand stand like a normal person.
#92 - evanxzile (09/21/2013) [-]
The future is here.
The future is here.
User avatar #42 - swagloon (09/21/2013) [-]
just flex
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