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User avatar #236 - elcreepo (09/21/2013) [-]
About the being buried alive one...

I honestly can't think of a situation where if I was being buried alive my hands would be free to cover my face with my shirt. If my hands are free I'd just climb out.
User avatar #254 to #236 - zomaru ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Ignore the first thing that comes to your mind. It means more like in a disaster situation after an earthquake or if a landslide is coming. Basically, keeps crap out of your eyes and mouth so you have a better chance of survival.
User avatar #257 to #254 - elcreepo (09/21/2013) [-]
But if your hands are bound how do you do it? That's my question.
User avatar #259 to #257 - zomaru ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Then you are ****** , Although I would keep your head down, eyes shut, and breath through your teeth.
Although, you're ****** anyway, unless the ones who dug your grave were as lazy as the Great Cons.
#239 to #236 - damoclese (09/21/2013) [-]
What if they make you dig your own grave and then bury you lave and if you try to leave they shoot you? What about that situation?
User avatar #262 to #239 - psydoc (09/21/2013) [-]
I hope you don't mind if I weigh in on this one. I think the best way to handle that situation might be to dig the hole, but make sure the sides are at a 90 degree angle to the surface. Then when it's deep enough try to fight with the shovel, and use the hole as cover. If he's close enough to shoot you when you're crouched down in the corner, then maybe he's close enough to hit with the shovel. I figure if you managed to swipe his leg really good, then he probably now has bigger problems than killing you (an unexplainable injury, & needs medical care), and you might then be able to flee.
User avatar #240 to #239 - elcreepo (09/21/2013) [-]
Consider this. You're being buried alive, an absolutely horrendous way to go. A bullet is instantaneous. In that situation I would get up if unbound because I'd rather a bullet than suffocation.

They obviously want you to suffer, and know that there is a chance of you digging yourself out later. So the whole shirt thing is kind of useless and might not even work considering that six pounds of slightly moistened dirt and rocks is a LOT of weight.
#253 to #240 - acerose (09/21/2013) [-]
six pounds of slightly moistened dirt and rocks is six pounds, not a lot of weight.
User avatar #256 to #253 - elcreepo (09/21/2013) [-]
I meant to say six FEET.
#276 to #256 - acerose (09/21/2013) [-]
As long as you understand that a ton of feathers weighs the same as a ton of bricks, we're cool, dude.
#246 to #240 - damoclese (09/21/2013) [-]
Fair enough. But with this knowledge, it is more likely that you could come out alive. Not the best option maybe, but it's already a ****** situation.
Also, what if they kidnapped your family or something and you NEED revenge!
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