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Facts, yo

Source: In content

If you' re trying to quit smoking,
go to a sauna 3 days in a row.
You' ll sweat out the nicotine
and it' ll be easier to quit.
If you think someone
is giving you a fake number,
read it back to them
incorrectly. If they correct
you, it' s legit.
The gel from an Advil liquid gel
will cure a pimple right away.
How To Make A Temporary Tattoo"!
1. Draw the tang i'
2. Rub baby area'.
3. Cover in haiti spray. T
Chewing the same flavor
gum when taking a test as
you did when studying will
improve your memory.
The Comodore method for
maximum efficiency studying:
25 Minutes hard work
5 Minutes break
Every third break should
be 20 minutes long
Eating pancakes? Cut a hole
through the stack and fill it
with syrup to get some in
every bite.
See more at
Next time you have a bad sore
throat, eat marshmallows.
If you know you' re going to vomit,
eat some vanilla ice cream first.
It won' t stop the vomiting, but
it' ll stop the burning sensation
When at the , ask for
unsalted fries. This guarantees the
fries will be fresh out of the fryer.
If you' re ever being buried alive,
take your shirt off and tie it
around your face & mouth
to keep from suffocating.
How to clean all your
fruits at once.
Probably the best
hiding spot ever.
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#39 - joesvr **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
" **** I'm going to throw up, pass me the vanillBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
User avatar #7 - nucularwar (09/20/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Problem with the french fries one:
unsalted fries are terrible
User avatar #10 to #7 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Not to mention you're being a dick to the people who work there because they have to make a whole new batch of fries just for you.
User avatar #9 - howunexpected (09/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Don't eat marshmallows when you have a sore throat. If its a bacterial infection, the bacteria will feed off the sugar and then multiply exponentially
#68 - melllvinnn (09/20/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I can believe the ADVIL one but...

really? instantly?

Someone correct me/ this post if you know more about.
#73 to #68 - theseustheminotaur ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I would test it right now if I could reach my back
User avatar #147 - laschat (09/21/2013) [-]
>go to party
>wait till half the people are passed out drunk
>draw penises on foreheads
>baby powder
>hair spray
User avatar #27 - Faz (09/20/2013) [+] (15 replies)
If someone gives you a fake number they aren't interested in you, what does knowing right there and then that you got a fake number?
User avatar #28 to #27 - xecoq (09/20/2013) [-]
you can give up quicker, dunno
User avatar #6 - zarrowsmith (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wouldn't that cook your fruit and possibly destroy most of them?
#74 - gameshredder (09/20/2013) [-]
Thanks, now I know exactly what to do whenever I'm ******* buried alive.
#136 - crueldivinity (09/21/2013) [-]
Thank god for this one, i keep getting buried and passing out
#40 - bakerboytom (09/20/2013) [-]
my first thought when i saw the pancake picture
#123 - brisen (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not anymore, dumbass..
Where will i hide my Ricen now
#203 - frodoswaggins (09/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"ask for unsalted fries... fries will be fresh out of the fryer"

yeah, but they don't have any salt on them!?!?!? and that is ******* disgusting.
don't you dare say "get salt packets"
#205 to #203 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
Get salt packets.
#164 - isus (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That really escalated..
#86 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Well NOW its not the best hiding place ever
#3 - xast (09/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Some are legit, but i'm questioning the buried alive one...   
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Some are legit, but i'm questioning the buried alive one...

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#163 - SuperMissile (09/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's weird....
Powerade is a Coke product and Mountain Dew is Pepsi....
I detect ******** .
User avatar #165 to #163 - thelastamerican (09/21/2013) [-]
It's just showing how to make a very similar flavor. It doesn't mean that Pepsi actually uses poweraid, just a similar flavor compound.
#213 - Slicernicer (09/21/2013) [-]
Where's the Ricin?
#5 - beerwench (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who the hell buys that much fruit at once?
#304 - winstonsexton (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thanks, next time i will use that
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