Logic. . I Colin (llt hree. How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man' s ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle with a bag of c
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Logic

I Colin (llt
hree.
How is it that when you are dead
and a zombie you can rip open a
man' s ribcage, but when you are
alive you struggle with a bag of
chips?
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Submitted: 09/20/2013
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User avatar #10 - theturkeyburger (09/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When you're alive, your subconscious hides and disables most of you're strength. When you're dead, on the other hand...
User avatar #11 to #10 - theturkeyburger (09/20/2013) [-]
your* OH MY GOD FJ I AM SO SORRY
User avatar #22 - iloveburzum (09/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
In this comments section, several funnyjunkers explain how our body controls our use of muscles.

And other funnyjunkers complain about them using logic.

And other funnyjunkers joke about bags of crisps.

And I make an utterly useless comment.
#44 - Tormound (09/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The mind no longer inhibiting strength doesn't even make sense. Their muscles and bones would be destroyed within minutes of them using such strength and they're already decaying as is.
#23 - magnumrevolver (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When you're alive, you're mind won't let you perform these tasks.   
When you're dead, on the other hand, you can't do 						****					 'cause you're a corpse!
When you're alive, you're mind won't let you perform these tasks.
When you're dead, on the other hand, you can't do **** 'cause you're a corpse!
User avatar #20 - graydiggy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
The comments are full of people trying to put "logic" into an obvious joke...


You're welcome for the warning.
User avatar #61 - psydoc (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why is it in zombie movies, the zombies aren't all a bunch of obese people who were too slow to get away?
#37 - anisbanana (09/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When you are alive, your body limits your strength capacity since if you struggle to much you will damage your muscles. Sometimes, your body removes these limits when your adrenaline kicks in. One time my brother was fixing his car when one of the jacks broke. The car almost crushed his chest yet he was able to hold up about a ton of steel with his bare hands for about 10 seconds. my dad was with him so he quickly slid a block under it. However, his muscles were completely ripped apart and his entire body ached for the next 3 months. When you are a zombie, your body sets no limits.
User avatar #16 - themastermorris (09/20/2013) [-]
HAH! Colin Mochrie can't rip out his rib cage! Credit to whoever made a similar comment last time ripping a rib cage out was mentioned in the content
User avatar #1 - kyrill (09/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
because we dont want to spill the chips, and we don't care what happens when we tear the ribs out.
User avatar #4 to #3 - neverborn (09/20/2013) [-]
it would also have an effect on it's ability to be animate, but good golly gosh, the disgusting little flesh bag just keeps chomping
User avatar #55 - whiteboitrollin (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The theory of being turned into a zombie is that the virus takes over and all it makes you want to do is spread the virus to other people. To do this it is thought to block out all brain control except for movement and eating(which isnt necessary). When this is done you no longer know your own strength or it affects your muscles in some way that gives you this strength. Either that or its because that seal on chips is air tight. Why the **** do you think there's so much air?
User avatar #36 - secretdestroyers (09/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Bag full of crisps* you boorish American.
#45 to #36 - redeadhunter (09/21/2013) [-]
"It's right because it's what we say in MY country!"
#21 - mordormemes (09/20/2013) [-]
bitch you can tear open a rib cage easy slip your fingers underneath the edge right next too but not on the solar plexus plant foot firmly on stomach and yank like a mofo there you are easy access too deliciious blood pumoing heart
User avatar #42 - sircool (09/21/2013) [-]
as everyone is saying, when you can think your mind shuts down your true strength since it'd be like overclocking a computer or machine, giving a great boost at first but it burns it/ruins it if continued. Dead people just don't care.
User avatar #19 - redrex (09/20/2013) [-]
because as a zombie, your brain wouldnt give a **** about worrying about tearing your muscles
User avatar #17 - jums (09/20/2013) [-]
When you're alive your brain is like "yo don't exert your muscles"
When you're dead, your nerves are dead. No nerves= nobody can tell you what to do.
User avatar #15 - hektoroftroy (09/20/2013) [-]
Can you guys stop trying to bring logic to my post titled logic?
User avatar #14 - bjornkrage ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
i don't know about you guys, but i'd rather not **** up my chips when opening the bag
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
If you're trying to get into a bag of chips so badly you compare it to ripping open a ribcage, chances are the chips are the least of your problems
#8 - include ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
****					 logic.
**** logic.
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