Breakfast. . File: l -( 1 94 KB, 500x3 , 541 394_ 4021 91 293241 Ll 321 693_ nlng) Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And
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File: l -( 1 94 KB, 500x3 , 541 394_ 4021 91 293241 Ll 321 693_ nlng)
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And if youve got a minute that' s as long as itll take
I' ll tell you how I became the prince egofeed called pancakes
In west Albuquerque, born and raised
Eating breakfast, was where I spent most of my days
Fumbling, mumbling, and stumbling to school
And meanin' bout the boiler 'cause the showers tee cool,
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making crystal meth in my neighborhood
Dad didn' t come home one night and my Mom ****** Ted
And said "Youre moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead"
I asked fer a car and Dad said "here"
License plate said "Flynn" and had adice in the mirror
If anything I thaught how this car was acquired-
But I thaught nah, ferget it, ]
I, faund, em about my dad eight months later
And how he' d been arrested by Gene & Schrader,
My mom got a call, she didn' t leek tee chill
Poltergust called, Uncle Hank is kill"
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Submitted: 09/20/2013
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#1 - angryconklin (09/20/2013) [-]
amazing
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