well i laughed. credit to user joshkroger. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getti well i laughed credit to user joshkroger People are too soft these days The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly started getti
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well i laughed. credit to user joshkroger. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getti

credit to user joshkroger

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out of to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN!"
Kinky bitch.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #25 - captnnorway
Reply +39 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw

I have a feeling no one likes dead babies jokes anymore, but I don't care.
User avatar #27 to #25 - lordgeneral
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(09/20/2013) [-]
what's worse than a pile of dead babies?

The one in the middle eating its way out
User avatar #42 to #27 - thegrimreaver
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
You fool! You told it wrong!

What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?
A live one at the bottom.

What's worse than that?
It's eating its way out.

What's worse than that?
It makes it.

What's worse than that?
It goes back for more.
User avatar #43 to #42 - lordgeneral
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
ha. ha.

I get it. it's more funny because you dragged it out for no apparent reason
User avatar #80 to #25 - namesboo
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(09/21/2013) [-]
what's 18 inches long still and makes women scream at night?
Crib Death
User avatar #96 to #25 - tastycrisps
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(09/21/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my shoes before jumping on a trampoline
#98 to #25 - anon id: 06288088
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Whats harder than painting a wall with a baby?

my dick when Im doing it
User avatar #86 to #25 - scytherkris
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't cum in my sandwich before I eat it
User avatar #99 to #25 - masterfong
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
How do you get 10 babies in a bowl?
A blender
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips
User avatar #1 - eriko
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
If I enjoy this does it make me a bad person?
User avatar #3 to #1 - brucekillah
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I dont think so

but then again, Im a bad person
User avatar #4 to #1 - lordscooby
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
no, it means you appreciate humor.
i laughed and felt bad too
User avatar #18 to #1 - malimrav
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Yes
No
#12 - arreatface
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
The problem with those "nasty" jokes is that you know that its gonna be nasty so no real surprise effect about that and the chute is often"Meh".
User avatar #23 to #12 - captnnorway
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
The one about the black plague was funny though, I really didn't expect that.
User avatar #24 to #23 - arreatface
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Agreed, this one was quite funny.
#35 - evilcookie
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Every single one of these is from sickipedia...
Every single one of these is from sickipedia...
#81 to #35 - darkjustifier
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I love sickipedia.
I love sickipedia.
#19 - felixjarl
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I was not expecting that 9/10 gang rape one. One ticket to hell please.
#20 to #19 - Shadow Guardian
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(09/20/2013) [-]
#40 to #19 - retentions
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
here take mine i have plenty
User avatar #88 to #19 - marksey
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Kinda looks like a flaming shoe... That's cool
User avatar #70 - mutantpanda
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not racist, racism is a crime, crime is for black people
#16 - lilnig
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Kinky bitch..
Kinky bitch..
#63 - commit
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
"Is that the best you can do?"
"Is that the best you can do?"
#10 - fortunehunter
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
The first, Hitler, and cruise jokes got me.
User avatar #46 to #10 - lolzordz
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(09/20/2013) [-]
im surprised you never heard that hitler one before
#2 - magerogue
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
These are just awfull.