Look little Timmy two whole bucks. Lottery scratch tickets make good last minute Christmas gifts... That's a genius way to be a total stinge and give someone 2 dollars without telling them you only have 2 dollars. Look little Timmy two whole bucks Lottery scratch tickets make good last minute Christmas gifts That's a genius way to be total stinge and give someone 2 dollars without telling them you only have
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - iridium
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That's a genius way to be a total stinge and give someone 2 dollars without telling them you only have 2 dollars.
That's a genius way to be a total stinge and give someone 2 dollars without telling them you only have 2 dollars.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dedaluminus
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw It really does go with everything, it matches this gif and the one in #1
User avatar #30 to #3 - xmonke
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Inception Soundtrack-Dream is Collapsing (Hans Zimmer) IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING O_O
#6 to #3 - felixjarl
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU0Ypufo6BM

You were not kidding, it goes with everything.
User avatar #29 to #6 - blitzzomsu
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#7 to #6 - dedaluminus
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I was actually talking about Guile's theme but yeah, this gif does go with your song pretty damn well too
I was actually talking about Guile's theme but yeah, this gif does go with your song pretty damn well too
#8 to #7 - felixjarl
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I still don't the thought that the epitome of ''sexy 80s music'' goes well with a bird shaking its ass.
User avatar #9 to #8 - dedaluminus
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Read your sentence like a british man and disregard the actual gif and it suddenly makes PERFECT sense.
#10 to #9 - felixjarl
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I still don't like the thought* God ******* dammit English sense.
#11 to #10 - dedaluminus
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I was actually talking about the fact that in British vernacular a "bird" is a woman, but your sentence missing a word is funny too.   
   
...Have you noticed that we seem to be having two different conversations? Maybe from two slightly different timelines that happened to intersect?
I was actually talking about the fact that in British vernacular a "bird" is a woman, but your sentence missing a word is funny too.

...Have you noticed that we seem to be having two different conversations? Maybe from two slightly different timelines that happened to intersect?
#12 to #11 - felixjarl
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I disagree, my mother is not regularly shaking her ass.


#13 to #12 - dedaluminus
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Here, have this picture of the protagonists of the new hit show, Attack on Korra.
#15 to #13 - felixjarl
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I will not engage in lesbian bestiality porn with you, do i have to shank you with a spoon?
#16 to #15 - dedaluminus
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I'm sorry, but you must. You clicked "agree."
#17 to #16 - felixjarl
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I have told you not once, not twice but trice that i did not birth a brontosaurus.
#18 to #17 - dedaluminus
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Want a popsicle?
Want a popsicle?
User avatar #5 to #3 - icefried
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Satisfaction Benny Benassi
#25 - cloooud
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User avatar #27 to #25 - thepollock
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I see it came in handy.
#4 - lowlifescarecrow
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I bet if she won the jackpot she wouldn't have given him it.
I bet if she won the jackpot she wouldn't have given him it.
#24 to #4 - stave
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I'm getting the feeling that she didn't even bet them and just wanted to give him two dollars instead of 25...
#31 - magnumrevolver
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#19 - iamstoopid
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User avatar #23 to #19 - vanoreo
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I know someone who bought $25 in tickets and got nothing until the last one he scratched

he got $50 out of it

lol
User avatar #28 to #23 - xmonke
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He just got his $25 back, that's all.
User avatar #38 to #28 - vanoreo
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He got his $25

and then an additional $25

User avatar #21 to #19 - sashathefolx
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When I visited Florida for two weeks to see my family I played a little lot

I spent I think $30 in total on lot I won nothing. Not even a dollar. So... yeah it happens. Quite often in fact.
User avatar #33 to #21 - YoursTruley
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the **** is "alittle lot"
#22 to #21 - iamstoopid
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User avatar #26 to #22 - Dwarf
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What makes me more upset than that is that you said "they was."
#1 - keeganwill
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HFW
HFW
#36 - ridivey
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User avatar #14 - symedol
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I felt compelled to comment because my name's in the content..