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#33 - guanyu (09/19/2013) [-]
Okay, let's pretend this is serious business for a second.
She's so needy that she's willing to brake her boyfriend's possessions for his undivided attention, like she's the center of the universe or something. She then makes a picture of it and puts it on facebook, thinking she's oh so cute, to gain even more attention and acts like her boyfriend is the bad guy in this situation while shaming him publicly, because apparently he's not allowed to have some ******* fun if it doesn't involve her in some way or another.
Obviously she's pretty childish, spoiled and potentially toxic. It's to be expected from "miamibredqueen".
I think it's time to end this relationship and find a girl who isn't a complete ******* .
User avatar #35 to #33 - guanyu (09/19/2013) [-]
I made a very bad spelling error. It was really bugging me.
#42 to #33 - arthurdetoo (09/19/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#53 - gnalde (09/20/2013) [-]
What I'd do. Next, I would purchase a new copy.
#62 - katha (09/20/2013) [-]
What kind of human being would think that by breaking something valuable which belongs to a person, would make them like / love you more? The only type of attention one would get from that, is being slapped in the face with a chair and then dumped.   
 Which, pretty much, would be my reaction. And I'm not even playing GTA.    
   
If you want attention so badly, get naked. Unless you're usually naked of course... then I don't know.
What kind of human being would think that by breaking something valuable which belongs to a person, would make them like / love you more? The only type of attention one would get from that, is being slapped in the face with a chair and then dumped.
Which, pretty much, would be my reaction. And I'm not even playing GTA.

If you want attention so badly, get naked. Unless you're usually naked of course... then I don't know.
User avatar #58 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Remember kids,sticking your dick in crazy is like sticking your dick in a blender. You will only get hurt,
User avatar #55 - shenro (09/20/2013) [-]
force her to buy me a new copy and then dump her for being a bitch
#31 - anon (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a gamer, but seriously?
You don't see the guy breaking the heels of the $200 shoes she just bought, because he didn't get something he wants. And, you know why? Because breaking things for your needs is childish. It's similar to jumping in front of a car to get insurance money.
#54 - Carthusia ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I would seek harshest divine retribution for her transgressions- I mean, just talk it out.
I would seek harshest divine retribution for her transgressions- I mean, just talk it out.
#50 - dractheripper (09/20/2013) [-]
I would never do that to ANYONE. Games aren't cheap.

My jimmies are over rustled at this. I must track her down and punch her in the face. With a brick.
#23 - xehanortscrack (09/19/2013) [-]
His girlfriend
#1 - teranin (09/19/2013) [-]
break up with her, obviously.  If she's willing to destroy your belongings maliciously, then she is willing to break the law to hurt you.
break up with her, obviously. If she's willing to destroy your belongings maliciously, then she is willing to break the law to hurt you.
#63 - Jwako (09/20/2013) [-]
Well i guess i'd ask her to replace the game, if she did not, i would sue. Oh and yeah break up would be logical too.   
   
 Or if i saved the game on my hard drive, just laugh
Well i guess i'd ask her to replace the game, if she did not, i would sue. Oh and yeah break up would be logical too.

Or if i saved the game on my hard drive, just laugh
#72 - inuyuru ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
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#68 - downtrail (09/20/2013) [-]
Alright, let's look at it this way:   
   
1. I haven't bought GTA V, yet I know that new releases of long-awaited games can easily be around the cost of $50 or $60 when they are newly released.   
   
2. This poor sap probably hasn't had the game for more than a day or two.   
   
3. The minimum value of something that must be broken / stolen in order for a lawsuit to be filed is $20   
   
4. She's rubbing salt in the wound by bragging about it on facebook.   
   
I'd sue the bitch to get my money back, break up with her, and I'd probably put her phone number on /b/ for teh lulz.
Alright, let's look at it this way:

1. I haven't bought GTA V, yet I know that new releases of long-awaited games can easily be around the cost of $50 or $60 when they are newly released.

2. This poor sap probably hasn't had the game for more than a day or two.

3. The minimum value of something that must be broken / stolen in order for a lawsuit to be filed is $20

4. She's rubbing salt in the wound by bragging about it on facebook.

I'd sue the bitch to get my money back, break up with her, and I'd probably put her phone number on /b/ for teh lulz.
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User avatar #36 to #34 - guanyu (09/19/2013) [-]
Or I could just stick with my current girlfriend who isn't a total bitch.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (09/19/2013) [-]
Sure, I'd be mad, but I'd forgive her, whether it's an accident or for a just reason.
Now if she broke it just to get attention we would have to talk, but even then I would forgive her, because normally she wouldn't act that way. Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes and she's no different.
User avatar #18 - cancer (09/19/2013) [-]
Hide the body
#4 - wardd (09/19/2013) [-]
buy a better game
#10 to #4 - existacne (09/19/2013) [-]
*after buying a PC.
#60 - joestraightballa (09/20/2013) [-]
i havent slept since i got the game.. at the midnight release...

i would go homicidal to say the least.
#52 - gabemczombie (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that i would bury her body up to the head in the sand... But
I'm not saying that i would bury her body up to the head in the sand... But
#7 - lordscooby (09/19/2013) [-]
*blank* has updated their status to ''had to chokeabitch"
#5 - flyingfeces (09/19/2013) [-]
HFW he finds out
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