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Skrillex is life

Let's please Skrillex

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2 I was only El years old
2 I med Emilie}: so much, I had all the vinyls and eds.
2 I pray to Skrillex emery night before bed, thanking him forthe wub We been given
2 "Skrillex is low" I say. "Skrillex is life"
2 My dad hears me and calls me a sins faggot
2 I knew he of my devotion for Skrillexs drops
2 I called him a cunt
2 He slaps me and sends me to get some sleep
2 crying now, and my face hurts
2 I hear someone outside of my window
2 Amarath is moving towards me
I 2 I look out of my window
2 its Skrillex
2 I am so happy
2 He wispers into my ear "Are you ready forthe ruffneck bass"
2 He starts making Misstep with his powerful Macbook pro and FL studio
2 I' m ready
2 I spread my ass cheeks for Skrillex
2 He starts dropping the bass and penetrates my butthole
2 It hurts so much, but i do it for Skrillex
2 I can feel my butt tearing from the wahs as my eyes starts to water
2 I push against his force
2 I want to please Smilax
2 He drops the base again as he fills my butt with his we
2 My dad walks in
2 Skrillex looks him stright into the eyes and says " CALL 911 NOW!"
2 Skrillex leaves trough the window
2 Skrillex is love, Skrillex is life.
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Submitted: 09/19/2013
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#1 - subadanus (09/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I laughed so hard,   
Then I nope'd so hard.   
   
Should I be laughing or disgusted?
I laughed so hard,
Then I nope'd so hard.

Should I be laughing or disgusted?
#2 to #1 - jowan (09/19/2013) [-]
You should please Skrillex, welcome Skrillex into your life
#9 - animania (09/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - whothefkisanon (09/19/2013) [-]
On a side note: FL is windows only...
#7 - qualtor ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
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