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Chubby girls (don't) always put out

inspired by a post I saw

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curves, why don' t we go back to my because a little
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Submitted: 09/19/2013
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#41 - mushizombie (09/19/2013) [+] (36 replies)
I had never thought that there were actually those people out there. I was mistaken.   
Story time!   
So a couple weeks ago, my cousin calls me up and tells me they're having a game night.   
Nothing better to do on a friday night so I agree to go. Why the 						****					 not, right?   
He picks me up, we go to his coworkers house, enter through the back yard and head down into the basement. Find out he lives with his mother.   
Anime, games, Magic cards, boxes, and trash  everywhere. Fast food rotting on the computer desk   
Meet his two coworkers. The one whose house we're at is around 300 pounds-35 yo-, reminds me of Comic Book Guy, but seems really nice. Pretty cool guy to talk  The other is maybe 20, 110 pounds if that. Wearing a fedora. Met him a while back at cousins work (a hobby shop)   
He's nice but smells like B.O. and awkwardly touches me every now and then.    
Im 19 and have a chunky frame (120-125pounds 5'3") I could probably kick this kids ass on my own   
My cousins an idiot. Him and Comic Book Guy leave me alone withFedora while they get food. Not ok   
Fedora starts playing the putty cards. "Im breaking up with my girlfriend tonight." "I just want someone  to love and take care of" Im not buying it.   
Im being nice and polite to him. Its just not in me to be a bitch to an almost stranger. He seems harmless enough.    
Starts telling me how he saved his friend from being raped and how great a guy he is. I smile. Cool story bro.   
30 Mins go buy. He starts awkwardly rubbing my leg   
NOPENOPENOPE.   
I get up and start looking at some figures on a shelf, trying to avoid him. He gets up and grabs by wrist.    
At this point I'm about ready to punch him in the face. Ive got strict 'Don't 						*******					 Touch Me Rules' that he's not following.    
He asks me out for tuesday, can't pry his clammy hands off.    
"Sorry I'm gone for the week... maybe another time."    
Cousin comes in a few minutes later holding a pizza.    
When we leave, i tell my cousin this story.    
He just laughs his ass off.   
Never Again.
I had never thought that there were actually those people out there. I was mistaken.
Story time!
So a couple weeks ago, my cousin calls me up and tells me they're having a game night.
Nothing better to do on a friday night so I agree to go. Why the **** not, right?
He picks me up, we go to his coworkers house, enter through the back yard and head down into the basement. Find out he lives with his mother.
Anime, games, Magic cards, boxes, and trash everywhere. Fast food rotting on the computer desk
Meet his two coworkers. The one whose house we're at is around 300 pounds-35 yo-, reminds me of Comic Book Guy, but seems really nice. Pretty cool guy to talk The other is maybe 20, 110 pounds if that. Wearing a fedora. Met him a while back at cousins work (a hobby shop)
He's nice but smells like B.O. and awkwardly touches me every now and then.
Im 19 and have a chunky frame (120-125pounds 5'3") I could probably kick this kids ass on my own
My cousins an idiot. Him and Comic Book Guy leave me alone withFedora while they get food. Not ok
Fedora starts playing the putty cards. "Im breaking up with my girlfriend tonight." "I just want someone to love and take care of" Im not buying it.
Im being nice and polite to him. Its just not in me to be a bitch to an almost stranger. He seems harmless enough.
Starts telling me how he saved his friend from being raped and how great a guy he is. I smile. Cool story bro.
30 Mins go buy. He starts awkwardly rubbing my leg
NOPENOPENOPE.
I get up and start looking at some figures on a shelf, trying to avoid him. He gets up and grabs by wrist.
At this point I'm about ready to punch him in the face. Ive got strict 'Don't ******* Touch Me Rules' that he's not following.
He asks me out for tuesday, can't pry his clammy hands off.
"Sorry I'm gone for the week... maybe another time."
Cousin comes in a few minutes later holding a pizza.
When we leave, i tell my cousin this story.
He just laughs his ass off.
Never Again.
#110 - arcticassassin (09/20/2013) [-]
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#8 - include (09/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Be this guy.
#85 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
#23 - zombiehero (09/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Any 						******					 who preys on girls with insecurity's because he thinks they're an  "easy lay" needs a kick in the nuts with a steel toed boot..    
   
that is all
Any ****** who preys on girls with insecurity's because he thinks they're an "easy lay" needs a kick in the nuts with a steel toed boot..

that is all
#89 - anonymous (09/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
She should be desperate. No one wants a **** chick except for weird freaks. Fat girls are ******* disgusting. What good in an unattractive girl?
#91 to #89 - gameshredder (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like someone's been friend zoned.
#92 - poophed (09/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
thats not a friend zone, thats a rejection
#9 - maddboiy (09/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#68 - kaycie (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
why are the weirdos the ones with all the 						*******					 confidence in the world.
why are the weirdos the ones with all the ******* confidence in the world.
User avatar #87 to #68 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
Sorta like an RPG character. They spend all their points on other attributes and don't have any left for charisma.
#148 - midothegreat (09/20/2013) [-]
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#1 - dontquotemeonthis (09/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
You'll never get any with a hat like that U_U
#97 - killerabbit (09/20/2013) [-]
Chubby girls can also tell if you had the thought "She looks like she has low standards, guess I'll take a shot with her," right before you spoke to her. Crazily enough, if it isn't genuine interest, it's pretty hard to fake it.    
   
inb4 everyone says I'm a fatass
Chubby girls can also tell if you had the thought "She looks like she has low standards, guess I'll take a shot with her," right before you spoke to her. Crazily enough, if it isn't genuine interest, it's pretty hard to fake it.

inb4 everyone says I'm a fatass
#51 - SpicerHyx (09/20/2013) [-]
My curves don't call for justification from you. My ass is justification of my self confidence alone.
#4 - teranin ONLINE (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#75 - jugernof (09/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There's this really chubby girl and I really want to **** her and I know she would totally have hooked up with me but she's with this ****** .

I hate all ******* because of this.
#84 to #83 - jugernof (09/20/2013) [-]
I was being sarcastic.

Of course I hate ******* for the right reasons.
#128 - crosskill ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#155 - reginleif (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I see FunnyJunk as the battleground between feministnet, and the manosphere nowadays.

0.o Bunch of girl FJ'rs eager to keep their social power, and their white knight faggots on one side, and a deluded assortment of neckbeards with sexual frustration on the other.

And frankly both sides are cunts of immense proportions for spamming FJ with their propaganda.

Let's put this into perspective..... the amount of coverage this petty debate has gotten dwarfs even the most annoying ponyfags/dr. Who fans.

I don't mind debating this issue (hell I love bashing feminism) , but can we all agree that it's getting old and move on to the next bandwagon already?

Let's talk about I dunno....hoes?

Pic related, my Hoe.
#124 - infinitereaper (09/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't see what's so hard about picking up women
User avatar #82 - AnFour (09/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I hears girls are just as horny as guys. ******* ******** , if some random girl came up to me and said can I suck your dick and I'll get hard as hell and I'll be like **** yeah, but if I go up to a girl and say can I suck your tits she'll get pissed off and probably call me a perv and slap me.
******* ******** , girls are not even close on how horny us guys are.
User avatar #94 to #82 - bloodyisrael (09/20/2013) [-]
Ok so here's a story for you all after what AnFour stated.
~Be 18 and living at my grandmas house
~Meet a girl online and decide to meet up after a little bit of talking
~Go pick her up, she happens to be chubby but cute in my eyes
~Go to a park and walk around and talk for a bit taking **** slow
~Go back to car, (it was a cold night) and watch a movie on ipod touch
~Hold her hand and go in for a kiss
~We kiss and I put my arm around her with confidence
~She moves my hand to her breast and I start groping
~She works her hands around my crotch and gets me worked up
~We end up having some of the best sex I have ever had in my car out there.

Morale of the story, don't expect a girl to just throw her legs up, you have to earn it. I think there is a better way to explain it but I cannot find the words.
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