dammit tumblr. . theres this chinese girl who goes to my school and its her birthday today and i posted 'Happy birthday' by accident and now everyone is calling dammit tumblr theres this chinese girl who goes to my school and its her birthday today i posted 'Happy birthday' by accident now everyone is calling
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theres this chinese girl who goes to
my school and its her birthday today
and i posted 'Happy birthday' by
accident and now everyone is
calling me racist
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User avatar #2 - melraiser
Reply +171 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
I just did that thing where I looked down at the keyboard to see if his typo was excusable or not.

It is.
User avatar #10 to #2 - douevensax
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
I love comments relating to posts, but it's true. Fingers are even supposed to rest on J.
#53 to #2 - anon id: 9800f6fc
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
omg it iz le top lel xDDDDDD my gawd
#73 to #2 - anon id: 0d1c43f6
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Casual! I dont need to look down at my keyboard to know this
#13 to #2 - chupavisor
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
No it isn't! racism is never acceptable! How dare you say it was??

I don't agree with anything i just typed
User avatar #34 to #13 - evilredmuffin
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
i love how people thumbed you down i bet they didnt read your spoiler but dont worry i thumbed you up
#6 - nyawgga
Reply -125 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
>go to school one day
>construction class
>have a big T wall project we gotta do
>its in groups of three
>one guy is missing
>we're way behind so I tell the teacher that the chinese kid in our group is missing
>other partner gives me weird look, no idea why, don't give a **** anyways

>other partner tells the chinese kid the next day that I called him chinese
>he gets super pissed at me and tells me he is feelapeeno or some ****
>I'm like "okay whatever"

>call him chinese by accident a week or something later, I forget why though
>he gets all in my face, almost get into a fight
>avoided because don't want to fight a karate master
cont.


#7 to #6 - nyawgga
Reply -106 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
>later in the class, he says "give me the hammer, bitch"
>tell him that "me following his orders, that will be the day"
>he says "the **** is that supposed to mean?"
>recite merle's godly quote from the Walking Dead, "I'll tell you mr. Yo, that'll be the day that I take orders from a ******* chinaman"
>kid swings at me, I dodge it
>get behind him, push him and his belly lands in a bucket of drywall compound, his clothes are all white now
>teacher tells us to go to the office
>mfw

there's more, but I won't bother sharing if no one reads this
#23 to #7 - Bobtheblob
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Jeez, you're kind of a bitch.
#29 to #23 - blokrokker
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
#41 to #29 - scoobi
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
#12 to #7 - anon id: 0bad7f8d
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
You sound like a real piece of ****
#8 to #7 - anon id: 47faa1b0
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
your story isn't as funny as you think it is.
User avatar #9 to #8 - nyawgga
Reply -89 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
k anon
#14 to #9 - tehfalconguy
Reply +58 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Your story isn't as funny as you think it is.
User avatar #15 to #9 - Nullifier
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Do you ever get called a cunt?

I wouldn't doubt it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - nyawgga
Reply -67 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
It's okay to make fun of black people

but who would have known that funnyjunk is so butthurt when it comes to chinese people

**** off
User avatar #17 to #16 - Nullifier
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
It's not that you're making fun of someone, you're just telling a story about being a dick...

It's not even a funny story.
User avatar #18 to #17 - nyawgga
Reply -73 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Wasn't intending to be funny, I just thought people would be able to fully appreciate that the little bitch got what he deserved
User avatar #19 to #18 - Nullifier
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
How dare he be offended by someone being ignorant and intolerant!

You sure showed him!
User avatar #20 to #19 - nyawgga
Reply -69 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
because funnyjunk is full of people who aren't ignorant or intolerant
User avatar #21 to #20 - Nullifier
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
They don't brag about it...
User avatar #22 to #21 - nyawgga
Reply -68 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
i do
User avatar #24 to #22 - Nullifier
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Evidently so...

But why do you expect it to be positively received..?
User avatar #25 to #24 - nyawgga
Reply -64 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Because he was one of the punk gangster faggots who blast rap music in class all the time, and gets offended way too easily, and I know funnyjunk loves when people get their just desserts
User avatar #26 to #25 - Nullifier
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
See that might be important to include.

You made him out to be the victim of intolerance and dickery.
User avatar #27 to #26 - nyawgga
Reply -53 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
..Yeah i guess I made a mistake there
#30 to #27 - thedungeonmaster
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(09/20/2013) [-]
#37 to #27 - xnotcreative
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
You started the drama with your ignorance (calling him Chinese instead of Asian which obviously had a negative connotation to it).

You also continued the drama by going about your mistake in the most immature way possible.

Furthermore, you **** on an entire race of people over the actions of one individual of Asian descent. Tell me how this doesn't make YOU the asshole in this situation.

Lastly? This story couldn't sound more like ****. You exaggerated heavily which made the story absolutely intolerable to read.

0/10, would not pick up an edgy, autistic kids diary again.
#78 to #25 - anon id: d76b5281
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(09/20/2013) [-]
You set out endeavoring to be as offensive as possible. The person was offended. Why are you surprised?
You furthermore try as hard as you can to make him out to be the bad guy in the story, yet you still sound like the douchiest douche who ever douched. Again, why are you surprised that everybody thinks that you're a douche?
User avatar #33 to #16 - bushingenna
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
are you retarded.

if you posted a story of how you almost got in a fight for calling some black kid a ******, nobody would think its funny
User avatar #11 to #9 - 1234321
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
your story isn't as funny as you think it is.
User avatar #56 to #11 - hektoroftroy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
that name is so blue it almost hurts my eyes
User avatar #57 to #6 - rockamekishiko
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
look, this is funnyjunk and people post funny stuff or junk and guess what? your's isn't funny.
User avatar #49 to #6 - dafiltafish
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
If you aren't sure just say Asian. It is not that hard and you dodge any past or present rivalries and hatred between countries.

(Don't be that idiot who called a Honda a "Chinese car")
#47 to #6 - davyjoneslocker
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
"feelapeeno"
#28 to #6 - include
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
That wasn't a good story at all.
#32 to #6 - heeveejeevees
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
>Stereotyping all Asians are chinese
>Stereotyping all Asians are chinese
User avatar #39 to #32 - scoobi
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Plus, most of russia is in Asia so they are asian. They're not chinese
User avatar #40 to #39 - heeveejeevees
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Geographically, yes. Politically, no.
#58 to #40 - twentyten
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Politically Asian? WTH. What about Indians? Are they asian or what? Nationality, Ethinicity, etc? And what if some white guy was born is most asian country? Is he not considered Asian because of his skin color? I just find it confusing people are being group just by how they look, or by their so called heretage/ancestry. We're all human....
User avatar #61 to #58 - heeveejeevees
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Uhmm I'm talking about Russians here.
#62 to #61 - twentyten
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Oh i'm generalizing. Doesn't the majority or russians live in the western part of russia? I bet that makes more sense to think Russians are Europeans as oppose to Asians.
User avatar #63 to #62 - heeveejeevees
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't say Russians were politically Asians. I said geographically, they are. Politically, they belong to Europe.
#79 to #63 - twentyten
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't say that you said that. I meant what the heck does the term politically Asian or European mean. I think there is some sort of misunderstanding.
#44 to #39 - nyawgga
Reply -19 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Finally someone who isn't a complete retard
#38 to #32 - nyawgga
Reply -20 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
>stereotyping all orientals as asians
>stereotyping all orientals as asians
#35 - jazzytheferret
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Just one Chiny mistake and people go *******.
#43 - lulzdealer
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
The term "Jap" isn't even a racial slur. It's purely a shortened version of Japanese.

Hell, there is even a caliber of ammunition called 7.7mm Jap.
#50 to #43 - gassnake
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Most people just call it Arisaka where I'm from
#52 to #50 - biddo
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
its just called a 7 jap. saying 7.7 jap is a mouthful

same as with 30-06 its just "ot six". if people are really worried about it theyll ask if its a 25 or 30.

7mm-08 is shortened to "seven oh eight"

no doucheness intendid here just uhhh tje more you know.
User avatar #46 to #43 - bokkos
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
It's moreso that in wartime they were referred to as "Japs", and the stigma of being at war with them stuck with the term, much how "Kraut" was used to refer to the Germans under similar circumstances.
User avatar #48 to #46 - tacticalhog
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I thought it was that the girl was Chinese,and him saying Jap made everyone think he was implying that all Asians are Japanese.
#68 to #48 - dross
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Not to mention, historically, the Japanese and Chinese kiiiiiiinda don't get on.....
Not to mention, historically, the Japanese and Chinese kiiiiiiinda don't get on.....
User avatar #1 - akho
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
He truly is a dickhead
#3 to #1 - pleebnutbubber
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
key word
#4 to #3 - misticalz
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
KEYWORD:
User avatar #5 to #4 - pleebnutbubber
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(09/19/2013) [-]
Well, if you need me, I'll be in my corner of shame thinking about what I've done.
#55 to #5 - areialview
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
**** the corner of shame, you go into the Cube of Shame
**** the corner of shame, you go into the Cube of Shame
#51 - anon id: 40dd36bc
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I hate chinese. they are racist, close-minded, old-fashioned, chauvinistic etc. Everywhere they stay, they need chinatown. Chinatown is everywhere, you named it. LA California, Orlando Florida, DC, Arizona, Arkansas, Chicago, Georgia, New York...almost every city in America. They have very extreme fanatical patriotism towards China, the motherland and race. They are not loyal, chauvinistic and looking down towards other races. Imagine if other people behaving like that. In NYC we might have Nigeriatown, SouthAfricatown, Lebanesetown, Iraqitown, Mexicantown. At least other people are not like Chinese. This is the reality, just ask people who ever dealt with them.
User avatar #54 to #51 - willindor
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I would believe you if not for the fact that I have seen this posted before.
#75 to #51 - anon id: 30e35f10
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I bet that that 'muricatown would be a thing too if thousand of americans emigrated to China.
User avatar #72 to #51 - baconfattie
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Been in China for 8 years, and yup, pretty much you described it very well.

Add low morals, not giving a **** for others and extremely impolite.


当然至少不是所有的人是这样的, 但是有很多, 你不用生气。
User avatar #59 to #51 - leonhardtv
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Also I heard they can read minds.
#31 - jokersaysamuseme
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #3927343 at Friendly ** You guys checked if J was next to H aswell, didnt you?
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #3927343 at Friendly ** You guys checked if J was next to H aswell, didnt you?
#36 to #31 - jazzytheferret
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Knew it was there the whole time.
User avatar #67 - thebritishguy
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
>talking to black guy
>eh say "Hey Jamie, you got some **** on your shirt"
>I harbour a **** eating grin
>"you got **** on your face"
>walk away laughing, literally no idea what I just said

It took me about 2 hours to figure out why people kept calling me racist
#45 - ridivey
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#65 - skippydip
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
On Christmas Day? Anyone else notice that?
User avatar #66 to #65 - crowd
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
So you can't have your birthday then?
all pregnancys suddenly stop
also, no i did not notice.
love you xoxoxo
User avatar #69 to #66 - skippydip
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I realise Birthdays happen on Christmas day, I was more thinking how sad people are to be on Tumblr on that day.
User avatar #70 to #69 - crowd
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
well, i was one Fj last christmas i think...
i got no life
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