fanfiction - #102566957 added by shitinmymouth at Overly Attached GF Valentine's Poem

#1 - shitinmymouth

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(09/19/2013) [-]

It has been a good while since I last saw this. I miss OAG...

#2 to #1 - mitchr

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(09/19/2013) [-]

She misses you too.

#3 to #2 - shitinmymouth

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(09/19/2013) [-]

I wish... I'd rather be with her than with my overly attached boyfriend

#4 to #3 - mitchr

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(09/19/2013) [-]

Really now?

#5 to #4 - shitinmymouth

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(09/19/2013) [-]

I friggin' LOVE Yuno

#6 to #5 - mitchr

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(09/19/2013) [-]

Yuno is nice.

When she isn't carrying around her parent's heads, killing little children, decapitating your best friends, or destroying the universe and killing you so that she can do all of this again in another timeline.

#7 to #6 - shitinmymouth

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(09/19/2013) [-]

But at least she didn't finish it the same way on the 2nd timeline, so that's a plus

#8 to #7 - mitchr

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(09/19/2013) [-]

True, but she would have.

#9 to #8 - shitinmymouth

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(09/19/2013) [-]

Odd, I think I should reread the manga because if I remember right, it was conscious choice at the end of the day. But could be very well that I remember wrong, especially since my brain is full of **** after forcing myself to read 50 shades of **************************** over night.

#10 to #9 - mitchr

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(09/19/2013) [-]

Hah. Cleanse it with My Immortal. 50 Shades of Grey will seem like Fahrenheit 451 afterwards.

#11 to #10 - shitinmymouth

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(09/19/2013) [-]

...After the first 5 sentences, I think I'll rather go read 50 shades darker...

#12 to #11 - mitchr

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(09/19/2013) [-]

Oh, believe me, it gets even better.

The best part of My Immortal is Dumbledore screaming "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU *************".
Only it was misspelled. A lot.
Oh, and did I mention Harry Potter's dad is named Satan, and he and Enoby go to Ye Olde Hotte Topicke (not making that up) together?

#13 to #12 - shitinmymouth

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(09/19/2013) [-]

*fanfiction

#14 to #13 - mitchr

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Except the trick is, My Immortal is so bad it breaks the laws of the universe. Nothing can be that terrible. It cured his cancer, gave him super healing, bitchin' guitar skills, and the Triforce.

#15 to #14 - shitinmymouth

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(09/19/2013) [-]

...So he is now guitar playing Linkpool? I do not have a relevant image for this, and I apologize for that.

#16 to #15 - mitchr

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(09/19/2013) [-]

Closer to Keith Richards, actually.

Let's face it, there's only one way he could still be alive, and that's if he has the Triforce of Power. You can kill him, but he'll just keep coming back.