Well no duh.. . I mm an young age i told this, In my english matter and she almost kicked me an mine ciaos. I've never died in my entire life.
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#9 - infinitereaper (09/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've never died in my entire life.
User avatar #3 - rethought (09/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Growing up I never knew my mother, she left before I was born.
User avatar #6 - tokitoki (09/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've had a series of tragic birthdays.
It all began on the day of my actual birth. Neither of my parents decided to show up.
User avatar #11 - mankey (09/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
#46 - thelastelephant (09/19/2013) [-]
Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
User avatar #13 - dillnyethepikleguy (09/19/2013) [-]
I tried committing suicide once, never doing that again. I almost died!
User avatar #19 - beatsthekids (09/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Life is pretty much the longest thing anyone has ever done.
User avatar #50 - pillsmakeitgrow (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Statistically, people who have more birthdays live longer
User avatar #51 to #50 - ihatem (09/20/2013) [-]
And the number one cause of divorce according to statistics is marriage
#58 - mastercowschaos (09/20/2013) [-]
I was born on the same date as my birthday! How cool is that?
#18 - uruguayan (09/19/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: I was once the youngest person alive.
User avatar #4 - traelos (09/19/2013) [-]
Everything in my life has come up to me reading that post...
#65 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My mother ran away before I was born.
My mother ran away before I was born.
User avatar #64 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
#76 - stormtrooperbob (09/20/2013) [-]
I was once a man trapped in a womans body, then i was born.
User avatar #48 - capslockrage (09/19/2013) [-]
Man **** suicide, I would kill myself before I did that ****
User avatar #16 - anonefgthree (09/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why do tumblr folks need to obviously lie and exaggerate about how angry someone gets when they tell a joke/pun
#20 to #16 - heydany (09/19/2013) [-]
Because they want to sound like their lifes were an anime
User avatar #37 - basicargentinian (09/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've been adicted to Oxigen since the moment I was concieved. I'd die without it.
User avatar #82 - foreveraloneagain (09/20/2013) [-]
Statistics show that if your mother never had children, you won't either.
#33 - gaydilbert (09/19/2013) [-]
I told my teacher I really wanted too **** the Lorax and they just worriedly laughed
#28 - fuckoatmeal (09/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #176 at oh spongebob ** I remember being in the womb....mfw i wasn't a C. section
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