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#5 - zafara
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Wait, wasn't Snow White 14 or something in the movie?
#9 to #5 - dunkaroo
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(09/19/2013) [-]
In the original tale she was 7
#11 to #9 - zafara
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, and she didn't wake up when the prince kissed her. He commandeered her glass coffin from the dwarves and carried it around because she wasn't rotting and dead girls don't say no. She did wake up when he dropped the coffin by accident and the bump dislodged the apple in her throat.

And then There's Sleeping Beauty. Prince found her, and then proceeded to have sex with her unconscious body many times. She gave birth to about three kids that way, and only woke up when one of them started sucking on her finger. And that's not to mention that the Prince already had a wife and kids.
#12 to #11 - mitchr
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Ah, Disney. Purifying the tales of olde, reliably and continuously.
#16 to #12 - zafara
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Cinderella- Slipper was really made of fur, not glass. The words for fur and glass are a lot alike in Germany.

Little Red Riding Hood- Wolf rapes Red in the forest, eats the grandmother, feeds the grandmother's flesh to Red, this sometimes involves Red stripping to distract the wolf goes back and tortures everyone in the village. Red pulls up a vat of boiling tar and jumps in. She then convinces the wolf she wants to have sex with him in the bath, and he jumps in and dies. No one lives.