Disney has some weird princes. these guys are weird as , for real. Disney Prince Sum White lulumay Frill and the Flag I - g! tat! ! 4 - From?‘ Style. is a ?
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Disney has some weird princes

these guys are weird as **** , for real

Disney Prince ********
Sum White
lulumay Frill and the Flag
I *********** - g! tat! ! 4 - From?‘ Style
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Submitted: 09/19/2013
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User avatar #13 - missaddie (09/20/2013) [-]
Technically Beauty and the Beast wouldn't be the Prince's ****** .
After all, he is the beast, she's the one who falls for the animal. lol
#10 - guywithafork (09/19/2013) [-]
"Fish 						******					"
"Fish ****** "
#8 - anonymous (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - psykobear (09/19/2013) [-]
Wouldn't Snow White's prince also be Somnophilia, as she wasn't dead?
And The Little Mermaid's prince would also technically be beastiality.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ironsliver ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Actually in the orriginal telling of Snow White the poison apple actually put her in a death like state. She didn't breath or anything. In fact the dwarves built her a crystal/glass coffin. The prince didn't know that she would wake when she was kissed. Infact he for all intense and purposes knew that she was dead for years and knew he was kissing a lifeless corpse.
User avatar #17 to #7 - psykobear (09/20/2013) [-]
Well...
He wasn't ******* it :/
User avatar #5 - zafara ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Wait, wasn't Snow White 14 or something in the movie?
#9 to #5 - dunkaroo (09/19/2013) [-]
In the original tale she was 7
User avatar #11 to #9 - zafara ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, and she didn't wake up when the prince kissed her. He commandeered her glass coffin from the dwarves and carried it around because she wasn't rotting and dead girls don't say no. She did wake up when he dropped the coffin by accident and the bump dislodged the apple in her throat.

And then There's Sleeping Beauty. Prince found her, and then proceeded to have sex with her unconscious body many times. She gave birth to about three kids that way, and only woke up when one of them started sucking on her finger. And that's not to mention that the Prince already had a wife and kids.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mitchr (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah, Disney. Purifying the tales of olde, reliably and continuously.
User avatar #16 to #12 - zafara ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Cinderella- Slipper was really made of fur, not glass. The words for fur and glass are a lot alike in Germany.

Little Red Riding Hood- Wolf rapes Red in the forest, eats the grandmother, feeds the grandmother's flesh to Red, this sometimes involves Red stripping to distract the wolf goes back and tortures everyone in the village. Red pulls up a vat of boiling tar and jumps in. She then convinces the wolf she wants to have sex with him in the bath, and he jumps in and dies. No one lives.
#4 - anonymous (09/19/2013) [-]
You should read Aristophanes. It has, and I quote (translated from ancient greek) "The lion-on-a-cheese-grater position"
User avatar #1 - mitchr (09/19/2013) [-]
For a moment there, I was going to comment "There's such a thing as a fish ****** ?"

Then I remembered.
User avatar #3 to #1 - masterofdisguise (09/19/2013) [-]
Lovin' the salmon
#2 to #1 - include **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
"Fish 						******					."
"Fish ****** ."
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