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    User avatar#22 - rieskimo
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    homosex 100% effective method against unwanted pregnancy.
    #26 to #22 - jakefenris
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    (09/19/2013)[-]
    Apparently not
    Apparently not
    User avatar#29 to #26 - rieskimo
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    (09/19/2013)[-]
    That's elective, surrogates and adopted children are obviously an option.

    However you're unlikely to accidentally get a surrogate and spend thousands of dollars and about 12 months of training(they generally have you do classes and ****) and get a lawyer involved for the adoption process once the surrogate has given birth.

    Or go through mostly the same **** with adoption.
    #31 to #29 - jakefenris
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    User avatar#23 to #22 - mutzaki
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    (09/19/2013)[-]
    What if a lesbian is scissoring a bisexual girl with a cream pie?
    User avatar#28 to #23 - rieskimo
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    (09/19/2013)[-]
    The natural environment of the vagina is essentially like the netherworld in minecraft.

    The vagina's ph level(level of acidity or basicity) is kept so that bacterial growth is less likely.
    Furthermore the sperm cell is about 60µm(micrometers) long and the journey from the surface of the labia to the Fallopian tubes(where the egg travels from the ovary and where it is also generally fertilized) is about 23 cm(about 383,333 the length of the sperm cell).

    This is equivalent to a 6 foot tall person(1.8288 meters) person having to travel 435 miles(700.065 kilometers).

    So short answer, that's not really full on homosex and furthermore it is highly unlikely that any kind of pregnancy would be result of it.
    User avatar#32 to #28 - mutzaki
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    Actually, there are numerous reported cases of semen only coming in contact with the outside of the vulva, with some sperm making their way inside the vagina, and still resulting in pregnancy.
    And still, since it's the homosexual woman becoming pregnant, I stand by my obnoxiously quibbling point.
    User avatar#34 to #32 - rieskimo
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    (09/19/2013)[-]
    Some dude walked 19,0919 miles, that doesn't mean everybody walks long distance.

    I never said it was impossible I said that chances are low.
    Your point is as valid as my point of that's not fully homosexual.
    User avatar#35 to #34 - mutzaki
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    It's fully homosexual for the only party that it's relevant Of course, I could be even douchier and more nitpicky and tell you that the bisexual girl in the same scenario could be a lesbian that was raped and for some reason decided to or was forced to scissor the other lesbian.
    User avatar#25 to #23 - kraagmar
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    Then I need to watch.
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