These hands aren't for foreplay. . Famine hand vs. Denis ' hand. "why are your hands so freakishly big?" - Vanellope Von Schweetz blue shirt White Shirt Hair Basketball Wall goal fingernails fingernail
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User avatar #18 - sebullon (09/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
he fingered once a girl...she died
User avatar #31 to #18 - alria (09/19/2013) [-]
Your english is beautiful.
#9 - include (09/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"why are your hands so freakishly big?" - Vanellope Von Schweetz
"why are your hands so freakishly big?" - Vanellope Von Schweetz
User avatar #22 - beloth ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
They say shes still orgasming to this day
#13 - mushizombie (09/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I bet his dick looks tiny when he holds it..
I bet his dick looks tiny when he holds it..
#2 - Ken M (09/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
#6 to #2 - craftyatom ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
#79 - eddio (09/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
His finger is the size of my dick.
User avatar #36 - redstonealchemist (09/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
so... 1 in the stink, then?
User avatar #44 - intexuz (09/19/2013) [-]
His fingers are bigger then my dick
#101 - thirdjess ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
HOLY MOTHER OF **** THOSE HANDS ARE NOT FOR FOREPLAY. Pretty sure I just cringed so hard my uterus shriveled up.
#10 - weeeeeeeeeeee (09/19/2013) [-]
One of my best friends is a huge football captain. The other day we compared hands, and my index finger is literally the size of his pinky.
One of my best friends is a huge football captain. The other day we compared hands, and my index finger is literally the size of his pinky.
#84 - mrmask (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want to see him arm wrestle against Andre the giant, even if it will bring the end of the world.
#20 - theist (09/19/2013) [-]
his fingers look like toes
#63 - broorb (09/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
He ought to invest in a special dialling wand
User avatar #67 to #63 - dedaluminus (09/19/2013) [-]
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#70 - liamdurf ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
He have found the missing link.   
 Gif likely not related.
He have found the missing link.
Gif likely not related.
#80 - godofcorndog (09/19/2013) [-]
This is the sort of thing that makes me think certain people are like...great-great-great-great grand children of giants. I mean just look at that hand.
#64 - tenfinnvo (09/19/2013) [-]
FYI his surname "Цыпленков" is formed from the word "Цыпленок", which means "Chicken".
But nobody calls him that
User avatar #5 - dickbewt (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He would be brilliant at playing bass.
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