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GTA well said OP. (Read Description).. One of my tweets that received a nice feedback, so I thought it was fair to share. For those who don't understand the phr

One of my tweets that received a nice feedback, so I thought it was fair to share.

For those who don't understand the phrase "flick their bean" it pretty much means massages the lovespot. A.k.a. masturbate... "The more you know".

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nil Jozef Bywater ' :) 17 Sep
fllh, Girls complaining about GTA, must have forgot all they did was
flick their bean to 50 shades of grey for months...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - Lintutu
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(09/19/2013) [-]
flick their bean?
#3 to #1 - dankydank
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(09/19/2013) [-]
The clitoris you uncultured ****...
#4 to #3 - Lintutu
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I'm uncultured because i wasn't aware of ONE sexual metaphor?
I'm uncultured because i wasn't aware of ONE sexual metaphor?
#25 to #4 - anon id: 5e86c5c6
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(09/19/2013) [-]
It's not hard to figure out from the context.
User avatar #14 to #4 - lordvimless
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(09/19/2013) [-]
in my area its called schlicking so i know how that goe
User avatar #20 to #14 - fuzzysixx
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Your area being the internet.
User avatar #22 to #20 - dreaddune
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Isnt that the whole FJ's area?
User avatar #23 to #22 - fuzzysixx
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
#13 to #3 - Killerwale
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#18 to #3 - willindor
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User avatar #16 to #1 - snakefire
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Clitoral masturbation.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ThpiderMan
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(09/19/2013) [-]
You know. Bashing the Bishop? Coaxing the Cajones? Getting Dishonourably Discharged? Kabob-ing the fist? Hand to Gland Combat? Jacking the Beanstalk? Basically, I'm talking about Pounding your Pomegranite. Preemptive Infanticide. Squeezing the Cream from the twinkie. Whipping the one-eyed wonder weasel.

#9 to #2 - farmermcguffen
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Whipping the one-eyed wonder weasel
Whipping the one-eyed wonder weasel
#11 to #9 - clydeninetyseven
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(09/19/2013) [-]
i like this gif because the man looks so happy and it makes me happy
#5 to #2 - Lintutu
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#34 to #2 - motherfuckingkenji
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(09/19/2013) [-]
That last one looks something like this.
That last one looks something like this.
#36 to #2 - theholum
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(09/19/2013) [-]
"Hand to gland combat"   
   
God damnit, I haven't laughed so loudly in ages
"Hand to gland combat"

God damnit, I haven't laughed so loudly in ages
User avatar #17 to #2 - dscrim
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Hand to Gland combat, im gonna use that from now on
#42 to #2 - gardenmanly
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#35 to #2 - anon id: 63557877
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Uh...Unless you got a clit I don't think they're the same.
User avatar #28 to #2 - lordofbumcrack
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favorited for reference
#27 to #2 - partisan
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I read this during my lecture. My teacher asked what was so funny and I spazzed slammed my laptop shut.
#15 to #2 - thehardcorechimp
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#8 - xmonke
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User avatar #6 - newbiee
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(09/19/2013) [-]
i hated fifty shades of grey it was so poorly written
#10 to #6 - anon id: d09662a2
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Aye. Like most porn the story is poorly written and the characters are not really believable, but that's not why they're reading.
User avatar #37 to #10 - iridium
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It's not even erotic either is the problem. It doesn't even have a redeeming quality regarding the one thing erotic novels are supposed to do.
User avatar #32 to #6 - YoursTruley
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(09/19/2013) [-]
so was twilight....girls still flipped tits over it though
User avatar #24 to #6 - xSASSITx
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I have about 50 pages to go, its not very hot at all...describing your vagina as "My sex?" oh and she didn't know how to put on a condom......I almost threw the book at the wall.
User avatar #12 to #6 - dildobarbarian
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reading fifty shades of grey for the story is like watching porn for the story.
User avatar #44 to #12 - thirdjess
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I actually do watch porn for the story like 60% of the time. I get really pissed off on those like hentai videos that randomly cut off two thirds of the way through the story.
User avatar #31 - explosiverectum
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Is the second bit really necessary?
#29 - Enzster
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I thumbed this up at the fact that you felt the need to explain the term, "flick their bean".
#26 - taurusguy
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Im not playing gta v, even if i had gta v i would be more than happy to hang out with someone.
User avatar #39 - stely
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(09/19/2013) [-]
"Girls complaiing about GTA, must have forgot all they did was flick their bean to 50 shades of grey for months" so epic i cried
#33 - goingfornons
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**goingfornons rolls 355,277,977**
User avatar #30 - theimmortalbeaver
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(09/19/2013) [-]
The place where I get comic books also sells normal books, and I was regaled with the horror stories the staff would tell of how they spent months getting phone calls from middle-aged women about whether or not they had 50 Shades of Grey in stock, then getting a stampede of said women if they did.
#7 - ironfistballcrush
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Józek Bywalec?

I didn't know that there are so many of us here...
User avatar #19 to #7 - jbywalec [OP]
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(09/19/2013) [-]
'Józef' not 'Józek'
#38 to #19 - ironfistballcrush
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Isn't that polish name? Józef and Józek are the same name.
User avatar #45 to #38 - jbywalec [OP]
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(09/19/2013) [-]
It is a Polish name. But Józef and Józek are not the same thing.
#46 to #45 - ironfistballcrush
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Przecież Józek to zdrobnienie od Józefa, co Ty mi tu gadasz. ;O
User avatar #47 to #46 - jbywalec [OP]
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Przepraszam nie mowie po polsku. My grandfather was Polish and I was named after him.
#48 to #47 - ironfistballcrush
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Oh, okay... Józef and Józek are the same. Trust me. ;)
User avatar #49 to #48 - jbywalec [OP]
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Józef = Joseph.

Józek = Joe/Joey isn't it?
#50 to #49 - ironfistballcrush
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Nope. It's really the same.
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