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User avatar #1 - lordscooby (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my god

******* genius
#5 - huszti (09/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
hfw he escapes
hfw he escapes
#4 - weareweird (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#6 to #4 - allennis (09/18/2013) [-]
TAKE IT UP A NOTCH *****
#24 - huttero (09/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#23 - demideus (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love it!
I love it!
#10 - griffeni (09/18/2013) [-]
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#83 - anonymous (09/19/2013) [-]
**** was cash
#77 - yetiyitties (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some days Funnyjunk is dry. But it is not this day.
#94 - peggscott (09/19/2013) [-]
>Escape with your pants around your ankles
>Escape with your pants around your ankles
#86 - girlfromlastnight **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 - wrocky (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
forgive me but i didn't get the punchline
#84 to #80 - spikedude (09/19/2013) [-]
Foreign?

"Two Grand" is slang for $2000, and "Not feeling too grand" is slang for feeling ill. He wasn't feeling "too (two) grand," so he shoved $1999 up his ass instead.
#7 - pappathethird (09/18/2013) [-]
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#32 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
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#16 - LtMcG ONLINE (09/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#50 - mtflyer (09/19/2013) [-]
Proctologist's face when.
#13 - milehighpride (09/18/2013) [-]
Doctor'sFW
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