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#9 - picklesand (09/18/2013) [+] (20 replies)
This person was offering to bring their own food to accommodate their diet, and was just asking perfectly reasonable questions about what food would be served there. They weren't shoving their beliefs down anyone's throat. Uninviting them was just rude.
#1 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
My grand-mother is a Vegan because she don't like animal suffering.   
   
But she isn't being picky and even last time I went to her home, she happely made ham and even tasted it to see if it was good for me.   
   
I love you grandma
My grand-mother is a Vegan because she don't like animal suffering.

But she isn't being picky and even last time I went to her home, she happely made ham and even tasted it to see if it was good for me.

I love you grandma
#24 - thecarter (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
that was ****** up, who cares if they're vegan as long as they're bringing their own ****
User avatar #2 - morphedpink (09/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I'm a vegan because I just feel better when I don't eat meat.

I mean, I love animals and all, but bacon is ******* delicious. Nothing moral about it here. Just staying healthy.
#28 - jaigurudevaom (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hes bringing his own food, whats the problem?
+11
#15 - imobviouslygod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#59 - beltrami (09/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Anyone going to point out that Vegan and Vegetarian aren't the same thing? "Vegan Problems" doesn't fit.
#41 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
My bbq only contains meat. there is no meatless side.
User avatar #52 to #51 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
Because i am not a ****** .
User avatar #8 - Iseewhatudidthar (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I ******* love eating any sort of meat products EXCEPT for Veal

Can't get over eating dead baby cows
User avatar #23 to #8 - Snookbone (09/18/2013) [-]
Eat them alive then.
#34 - helenwheels (09/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"OMG! I H8 HOW VEGITERNZ ALWAYS B FOURCUN THEY BELIFS ON EVERON ELSE!!11!"
"Hey man, can I bring my own food to the cookout?"
"NOOO! FUK OF VEGI FAGGIT! LOL!"
User avatar #49 to #45 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
In reality, having a 'non-meat' side is a fair enough request if they are willing to do it. Because if someone hasn't eaten meat in years, eating anything cooked on the same grill as a meat product covers it in animal fat and you'd be puking chunks for the rest of the day because your body isn't used to it. I think though, that it's a bit much to ask and what most vegetarians/vegans would do in that situation is go "sorry, I don't eat meat" because what the **** does a non meat eater do at a BBQ?

Source: My brother is a veggie, and we've discussed it at length before. He turned down my sisters BBQ invitation for this reason.

There's a right way and a wrong way to be veggie. IMO, he does it right. His gf (also veggie) even cooked me sausages for breakfast last time I went and stayed at his place.
User avatar #119 - dubslao (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The 'vegetarian baked beans' would have been the breaking point for me
#86 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>mixing up vegetarians and vegans   
and seriously hes offering to bring his own food, i wouldnt call him a pain in the ass because of that   
but what does it matter, these are always fake and never funny   
-1/10
>mixing up vegetarians and vegans
and seriously hes offering to bring his own food, i wouldnt call him a pain in the ass because of that
but what does it matter, these are always fake and never funny
-1/10
User avatar #100 to #86 - sabcy ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
a member of his family died, you jerk.
User avatar #105 - kimmustonen (09/19/2013) [-]
Are you ******* kidding right now?
Is this supposed to look legit with the "jeff" at the top and ****
#102 - LovegoodJuggalo (09/19/2013) [-]
Vegan guy is actually obnoxious as 						****					 rapid firing those questions, you guys are too busy white knighting it up to see that. Not only that, but I'm almost positive (If real) the guy was joking.
Vegan guy is actually obnoxious as **** rapid firing those questions, you guys are too busy white knighting it up to see that. Not only that, but I'm almost positive (If real) the guy was joking.
#76 - luncheonlad (09/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Mfw when veggies try convert me.
Mfw when veggies try convert me.
User avatar #20 - kurd (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I dont get why the person having the BBQ or whatever, was being such a little bitch. Why ignore the person and then lie, you cuodlve just said, No I dont want you to bring ur veggies. Either eat meat or gtfo. Atleast then youre being honest, instead of being a little cunt.
User avatar #14 - shinote (09/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I love how the whole excuse for veganism is "they don't want animals to suffer."

Umm... Hey faggots, what about the plants that you are murdering? Yes, plants are LIVING ENTITIES. They have cells, they function & live & break down sunlight into food to keep themselves alive.

Plants are alive whether you like it or not. Ripping them from their root system & devouring them is KILLING them. Whether you like it or not, you are all hypocrites.

You are simply substituting killing an animal, for killing a plant, you are still killing, and you should be aware of it.
User avatar #56 to #14 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Well, my brother is a vegetarian so I might as well chip in with a defense here. I've talked to him at great length about it so I can speak with a little comprehension of his thoughts here.

You're right, it is killing the plants, and my brother still uses other products that come from animals. His cats are fed meat, because that's the right things to do. In this sense, it's hypocritical.

But it's not necessarily the moral thing of it. To him, he can't stand the thought of eating animal flesh knowing that the animal suffered for it. For some reason, when he feeds his cats, he doesn't get the same feeling. It's about comfort zones. For whatever reason, it feels wrong for him to eat meat. But as far as vegetation goes, he feels no guilt.

I know someone who won't eat McDonalds burgers because the meat is awful quality stuff, that comes from cow's eyelids and the asshole meat of the cow. To him, eating a McDonald's burger just feels wrong. However, when a supermarket chain, Tesco, was found to be selling 'Beef Lasagne' that was actually horse meat a few months back, he wasn't disgusted like most people were. Sure, it should feel wrong, but it didn't. It didn't play on his mind as much as the McDonald's thing does.

At the end of the day, who can really explain their inner thought processes that well? For my veggie brother, the idea of eating meat from an animal that has suffered for it repulses him. And he hasn't eaten meat in about 12 years because of it. But he has a leather chair in his house that he's always sitting in. Hypocritical? A little bit, but it can't be described why one thing is okay, and another isn't to him. That's just how he feels about it.

I will agree though, that the ******** that some veggies and vegans pull with the whole "I'm looking after nature" etc.... is ********* . As long as you don't claim superiority or try to force your choice on other people, abstaining from meat is fine by me.
#57 - lolollo (09/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Asking for a non-meat side is fairly sane a request, but all of this **** about "Will there be veggie burgers? Will there be veggie beans? Will there be veggie veggies?"

****** ! If you be so ****** worried about the food you can eat, ******* bring your own and I will grill it for you! I might even avoid slathering it in grease when you're not looking if you're nice about it! This ain't a damn restaurant, this is a social gathering! Dayum...!

You're acting like that one kid we all knew in elementary school who would grill the teacher about the snacks because he was allergic to peanuts! If you that worried, bring your own damn snack packs from home!
User avatar #80 to #57 - kiratheunholy (09/19/2013) [-]
Asking for a non-meat side for one person... Everybody else will have to wait longer for their food because the one vegetarian can't have meat on THEIR SIDE of the grill. We don't even know how big this grill is, it might just be a small circular grill.

No, it's not a sane request. If you're a vegetarian cookouts probably aren't for you, or heck maybe you could just come and not eat, it's not that hard to eat before-hand.

TL-DR: You made the choice to become vegetarian YOU have to accommodate your own needs, not everybody around you.
User avatar #48 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (09/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My brother is a vegetarian and my sister was holding a big family BBQ and she was like "You should come" to him and he just replies with "Are you retarded? What will I eat?"

She offered veggie burgers and stuff but apparently veggie burgers don't barbeque at all. They just burn. It goes from uncooked to melted, with no cooked stage in between.

So yeah, ignorance on the side of the veggie/vegan here a little bit. Plus, to ask for their own side on the BBQ and **** is a bit much. Although the guy could have been like "no can do man, sorry" instead of lying to him.
User avatar #103 to #48 - sepheroth (09/19/2013) [-]
That's ******** , veggie burgers grill perfectly. I was the Grill-master for my sister's work event once, a few of them were vegan so I was cooking real meat on one side and veggie patties on the other.

No problems at all.
#3 - brobathehutt (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A ********* of mass proportions is coming...
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