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take the fucking kids already

CUSTODY BA' . AHEHE WHAT THEY HRH! TD BE.,
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User avatar #3 - huszti (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>divorce custody "battles"
User avatar #18 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I hate women when it comes to kids...
Women can get an abortion.
Women can put the baby up for adoption.
Women can keep the baby.

Men can put up with it.
Men can pay child support or go to prison.
User avatar #6 - heartlessrobot (09/18/2013) [-]
"I'm also taking all the money you make from now on, and if you lose your job you're ****** for life"
User avatar #2 - frozensundae (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Lightbulb lost it
#1 - stairlift (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
op is a fag
#4 to #1 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
Well I completely disagree with you but have this for later, and hopefully proper, usage
User avatar #31 - DremoraValkynaz (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I recently had my kids taken away from me in a divorce case. I don't know what went wrong, I tried my best to be greatest husband and father as humanly possible, always on time for things, tucking the kids into bed. My wife had terrible mood swings, unpredictable.

It was when I got home to find my wife all happy and with the kids that I realized I need to uninstall The Sims.
User avatar #5 - shinote (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So true though. I'm building myself an awesome gaming PC in about a week, and I would WAAAAY rather her take everything just so I can keep that PC.

I can do everything with my PC, I can game, watch TV & movies, and hell, I can even get sexual satisfaction from it. What's not to love?
#8 to #5 - shrolen (09/18/2013) [-]
A roof?
User avatar #7 - vanoreo (09/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I think if you get a divorce and both parents act like asses trying to get custody, they should just go to the godparents
User avatar #16 to #12 - metalmind (09/18/2013) [-]
That's not what godparents are.
Godparents are just the people who sponsor a childs baptism are supposed to oversee the spiritual development of a kid, and to be sort of a mentor.
It is a common missconception.
Look it up.
(But many parents do declare that they want their kids to stay with the god parents in case both die).
#23 - Womens Study Major (09/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
For months now I've wanted to poop into a girls ass and have her poop the poop back into mine.
This fascination started about 3 months ago when someone linked me to a clip about it.
I asked on craiglist to see if anyone was interested, but I got no replies, so I had to find another way.
I've hired a prostitute. Im not proud of it, but my need is great.
#54 - grandlordchicken (09/19/2013) [-]
My parents told me "all you need in life is a computer." Then they sold my arm for a computer.
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User avatar #26 - tehbomb (09/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Why do divorces always favor the woman? They get most of the toys and then the guy has to pay her for the rest of his life. The only downside is she has to deal with kids, and if she dumps them on him, he's ****** .
User avatar #40 to #26 - IceDragonDrake (09/19/2013) [-]
It ties into a whole slue of **** . Women pull the whole "He makes so much more than me" type of ******** . Lawyers do their lawyering and, boom, the man take 10% of the assets and she takes 90%. Why? Because he has a $50,000+ a year job and she sits on her ass. Prenuptial agreements are a mans best friend, and if a woman refuses to sign it then she's just being a bitch about it. Take what you put into the relationship. Don't take my **** because you cheated on me. Obviously the woman loses out if the man cheats on her and signs a prenump because she'll get nothing out of the divorce unless adultery nullifies the agreement. It's just a *********** .
#10 - dirtyharrypegs (09/18/2013) [-]
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