Horny Sun. . 1: : n turn into a red giant and swallow you up 3 billion years from now win. What if the Sun is just a giant oven cooking us very slowly until it decides we are tasty enough to eat. Horny Sun 1: : n turn into a red giant and swallow you up 3 billion years from now win What if the is just oven cooking us very slowly until it decides we are tasty enough to eat